Category: Jason Statham
Vin Diesel Dethrones Prince William As The Hottest Bald Man Of 2022

For some reason, this news is making me react like this meme, but maybe I’m just judgmental. Last year, Prince William “won” the prestigious and totally real title of“Sexiest Bald Man” from a bunch of cosmetic surgery specialists. From the top of my head, hotter bald men include Stanley Tucci, Jason Statham, and Johnny Sins. But this year, Vin Diesel has been handed the title of Hottest Baldie.
Jason Statham Split With His Agency As He’s Accused Of Having “One Of The Biggest Egos In Hollywood”

You mean to tell me that a multi-million dollar action star is an egotistical asshole? That snatched my wig and now I’m as bald as Jason Statham.
52-year-old Jason Statham recently exited a movie over script issues, and now we’re hearing that he’s parted ways with his manager as well as his talent agency. And sources are saying it’s because he’s got “one of the biggest egos”. Okay, but what else about him is big? That’s what inquiring (and dirty) minds really want to know.
Here’s Who’s Making The Most Bank In 2019

Variety has published a list of the top earning celebrities for 2019 and Martin Lawrence is sitting pretty at the big boys’ (and girls, and Tommy Girl’s) table. And no, I’m not talking about that Martin Lawrence, I’m talking about original recipe Martin Lawrence. Thanks to his Bad Boys For Life co-star Will Smith, Martin Fitzgerald Lawrence out-earned Academy Award nominees Jessica Chastain and Joaquin Phoenix. The three-time Kid’s Choice nominee was paid $6 million for reprising his role in the Bad Boys 3-sequel. I guess that creepy genie really can make wishes come true!
Thankfully A Bit More Effort Was Put Into The Fashions After The Oscars

We all know that when it comes to dressing for the Oscars, everyone takes it very seriously. They put on a tux or fancy gown that definitely didn’t come with a check attached to the garment bag. Most of the time the result is a one-way ticket to Zzzzzz town (see: a good 75% of the looks from last night). But then everyone gets to let loose at Vanity Fair’s annual Oscar afterparty and put on what they really want to wear (see: The Gold Standard). Like many people at the Vanity Fair party, Diane Kruger wasn’t at the Oscars and she showed up wearing that.
Which Candy Ass Actor Pissed Off The Rock While Filming “Fast 8”?

Puppy-saving human Redwood tree trunk The Rock dropped a beautiful blind item on Instagram yesterday when he went in on a chicken shit actor (or actors) who pissed him off more than seeing a number higher than 7% on a body fat calculator does. The Rock is finishing up shooting the 133,459th Fast & Furious movie, and in his goodbye note on Instagram, he praised his lady-co stars and also praised a few of his dude co-stars before taking an angry shit on unprofessional candy asses. And when The Rock shits on you, it leaves a bruise, because his turds have 12-packs and biceps.
Why Do I All Of A Sudden Have A Craving For French’s Mustard?

Actually, that’s not really out of the ordinary for me – I have a pretty hard-core addiction to yellow mustard (it’s my good shit, bad shit, and everything-in-between shit). So if anything, staring at Jennifer Lopez’s picnic spread-looking dress isn’t doing much more than acting as a reminder that it’s been all of 20 minutes since my last hit. I wish that was a joke, but it’s not – I literally just dipped potato chips in mustard (I call it Sadness Dip).
Crippling mustard dependency aside, I love what JLo is wearing, but it seems very un-JLo to me. Usually when JLo prepares for a fancy red carpet events, her stylists are given two simple instructions:
1. Make JLo look mucho sexy.
2. Make sure that whatever JLo is wearing has enough movement in the arms so she can easily push Casper Smart out of the way when she gets her picture taken.
But JLo’s Golden Globes ensemble doesn’t do either of those things! Yes, JLo looks sexy, but she doesn’t look JLo™ sexy. Like, how are we supposed to know how much industrial-grade high-density liquid body shimmer has been shellacked onto her cleavage if we can’t even seen it? Not to mention that mustard yellow isn’t a color found on JLo’s sexy Pantone color palette (the only colors being: silver, gold, golden bronze, bronze, and DAZZLING).
And how is she supposed to push Casper out of the way properly if she’s wearing a cape that limits her pushing arm to a measly 45-degrees of outstretch? Someone on JLo’s styling team is gonna get fired today.
Here’s more of Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart (who clearly took advantage of the situation and managed to sneak into some red carpet photos), and a whole mess of fancy-dressed famous types from last night. My personal favorite (besides JLo, of course) is Kirsten Dunst, who looked like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark’s snobby old money Manhattan cousin.
- Jennifer Lopez
- Casper Smart, Jennifer Lopez
- Jennifer Lopez
- Amy Adams
- Amy Adams
- Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart
- Calista Flockhart
- Jada Pinkett Smith
- Jada Pinkett Smith
- Jennifer Jason Leigh
- Jennifer Jason Leigh
- Melissa McCarthy
- Melissa McCarthy
- Rachel McAdams
- Rachel McAdams
- Amber Heard
- Amber Heard
- Brie Larson
- Brie Larson
- Kirsten Dunst
- Kirsten Dunst
- Kate Winslet
- Kate Winslet
- Tom Ford, Julianne Moore
- Tom Ford, Julianne Moore
- Lily James
- Lily James
- Christian Bale, Sandra Blažić
- Christian Bale, Sandra Blažić
- Dwayne Johnson
- Dwayne Johnson
- Eniko Parrish, Kevin Hart
- Eniko Parrish, Kevin Hart
- Jon Hamm
- Jon Hamm
- Rooney Mara
- Rooney Mara
- Alicia Vikander
- Alicia Vikander
- Emilia Clarke
- Emilia Clarke
- Laverne Cox
- Laverne Cox
- Zendaya
- Zendaya
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Jason Statham
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Jason Statham
- Kate Bosworth
- Kate Borsworth
- Saoirse Ronan
- Saoirse Ronan
- Natalie Dormer
- Natalie Dormer
- Michael Fassbender
- Michael Fassbender
- Regina King
- Regina King
- Rachel Bloom
- Rachel Bloom
- Olivia Wilde
- Olivia Wilde, Jason Sudeikis
- Gina Rodriguez
- Gina Rodriguez
- Sunrise Coigney, Mark Ruffalo
- Sunrise Coigney, Mark Ruffalo
- Eva Longoria
- Eva Longoria
- Jaimie Alexander
- Jaimie Alexander