Category: Kate Beckinsale

Jason Momoa And Eiza Gonzales Are Reportedly Dating And He Apologized For Taking Pictures Of The Sistine Chapel

May 16, 2022 / Posted by:

Human bearskin rug Jason Momoa is keeping somebody warm at night other than Kate Beckinsale. According to People, Jason is currently dating Ambulance star Eiza Gonzalez. Sources say things between Jason and Eiza are casual at the moment, but he did attend the Ambulance premiere last month. Turns out there was nothing between Jason and Kate at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, she was just cold so Jason gave her his coat. But Eiza apparently has the privilege of lounging naked on Jason’s chest in front of a cozy fire.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Grew A Penis On His Arm And Wants To Date Kate Beckinsale

May 8, 2022 / Posted by:

What lengths would YOU go to date Kate Beckinsale? 8,9 inches? Yes, we’re not above a penis joke here! This is the story of a man who lost his member, grew it back on his arm thanks to incredible medical advancements, and got the attention of the lady from the Underworld movies. Loss, love, Hollywood, and disembodied parts? Sounds like the next big Netflix film to me!

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Jason Momoa And Kate Beckinsale Got “Flirty” At An Oscars After-Party

March 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Earlier this year, True Love filed papers to legally change its name to Bob when we all learned that True Love is a thing that doesn’t exist anymore since Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet split up after 4 years of marriage and a total of nearly 17 years together. But then True Love took back its name-changing application after a rumor came out that Jason and Lisa were trying to make it work. Well, True Love better re-submit its name-changing application, because, at this past weekend’s Oscars, Jason told red carpet reporters that he and Lisa aren’t back together. And at an Oscars after-party, he was spotted getting “flirty” with Kate Beckinsale.

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Kate Beckinsale Says She’s Not Going To Dumb Herself Down After Jokes Were Made About Her High IQ Comments

October 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Yesterday, Kate Beckinsale’s name made the rounds after she said on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show that she’s got an IQ of 152 and believes being that smart was a hindrance to her career in Hollywood. Well, Kate has taken issue with certain publications that called her out for “bragging” about her intelligence. And since she’s so smart, she tore them a new one in a well-written Instagram dissertation.

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Kate Beckinsale Says She Has A Really High IQ And It’s Been A “Handicap” In Her Career

October 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Kate Beckinsale is just too fucking smart! During an interview on Howard Stern’s SiriusXM show, Kate said that her high IQ has been a hindrance to her in many ways and may have proved to be a “handicap” for her in her career. I mean, of course! A beautiful and smart woman? Who would want to hire that? An ugly smart person, fine. A hot dumbass, yes! But who wants to feel shitty about themselves standing next to Einstein Barbie?

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Kate Beckinsale Ended Up In The Hospital After She Injured Herself While Trying To Put On Leggings

October 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Last month Kate Beckinsale was rushed to the ER after fucking up her back in a Las Vegas hotel room. 48-year-old Kate had been in town for about a week shooting the movie Prisoner’s Daughter. Kate has since healed, and last night she went on The Late Late Show With James Corden to explain what happened. Kate reveals that she injured herself while putting on leggings and that the pain was worse than childbirth. Whoa, so random! My money was on trying to lick her crotch like a pussy.

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