Now that Tom Brady is no longer married to Gisele Bündchen or his Sandbox Sweetie, football, he is footloose and fancy-free to ruin another woman’s life by screaming “LET’S GO!!!” first thing in the morning. And last week, following Reese Witherspoon‘s divorce announcement, a Deuxmoi blind item stated an “A-list actress who JUST announced her divorce is newly dating A-list NFL athlete who is also recently divorced.” Since people like to jump to their own conclusions as quickly as possible, many believed Tom and Reese were the new IT couple! Thankfully this was all just speculation because both of their reps denied they’d been on a date. Hell, they claimed Tom and Reese don’t even know each other.
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth–seen here giving “creepy couple who seemed to pop up everywhere you’d turn at a discount all-inclusive resort to insist on buying you a drink because they ‘saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe’” realness–snuck in an end-of-the-week joint divorce announcement on Instagram just two Fridays ago after reportedly “growing apart.” And it looks like Reese is wasting no time getting rid of Jim and his midlife crisis jewelry; because she has already officially filed. They have a prenup in place, so the financial aspect might not get that messy.
Sources Say Reese Witherspoon And Jim Toth’s Marriage Took A Major Hit From His “Midlife Crisis” And The Sale Of Her Company
Last Friday, Reese Witherspoon announced that she and her husband, Jim Toth, were getting a divorce after 12 years of marriage. In her Instagram statement, Reese said she and Jim’s biggest priorities are their sons, 10-year-old Tennessee James Toth, and the rest of their family. So, Reese’s kids with her first husband, Ryan Phillippe, 23-year-old Ava, and 19-year-old Deacon. Soon after the news broke, a source told Page Six that there was “no big scandal or drama”; they just fell out of love. This week, insiders tell The Sun and Radar Online that the marriage went “horribly wrong” due to Jim’s professional failures and a (dun dun duuuuun) midlife crisis! Continue reading
From the man that brought us “I only wash my pits and crotch after the gym” and “I poop with the door open” comes a new deranged take! As part of the press tour for his rom-less com Your Place or Mine, Ashton Kutcher appeared on The Kelly Clarkson Show to tell us that instead of milk or flavored creamer, he likes pouring orange juice into his coffee in the morning. Note to Ashton, telling the audience about your nauseating consumption habits is NOT how the sexy lead of a rom-com is meant to promote a film!
After Ashton Kutcher And Reese Witherspoon’s Awkward Posing Went Viral, Ashton Claimed There Would Be Affair Rumors If He Put His Arm Around Reese
Over the weekend, Ashton Kutcher and Reese Witherspoon went viral for awkwardly posing together at red carpet events for their new rom-com, Your Place or Mine. These two were pulling a real “me in high school” (bad at chemistry). Since this “story” broke, both Reese and Ashton have addressed the “controversy”. According to Page Six, on this morning’s Today, Reese talked about how Ashton’s wife, Mila Kunis, messaged both actors to joke about their awkwardness. E! Online reports that Ashton corroborated Reese’s story on the Chicks in the Office podcast. He says his wife texted them and said, “Guys, you gotta act like you like each other.” Then, Ashton claimed that if he had put his arm around Reese on the red carpet, the story would be that the actors were having an affair. Um… sorry, Ashton, but there’s absolutely no way anyone would believe an Academy Award-winner like Laura Jeanne Poon would lower herself to an on-set fling with the guy from The Butterfly Effect.
Ashton Kutcher And Reese Witherspoon Have Been Awkwardly Posing Together At Red Carpet Events For Their New Rom-Com
Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher are out there promoting their new Netflix rom-com, Your Place, Or Mine (sans question mark). They play longtime bicoastal best friends who swap houses and “discover what they think they want might not be what they really need” (translation: they fall in love). Based on the trailer, it looks like the lead characters spend most of this movie 3000 miles apart, a la Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks in Sleepless in Seattle. This means Reese and Ashton only filmed a handful of scenes together. And that might explain why the actors recently went viral for their awkward posing at the movie’s red carpet events. Based on these photos, Reese and Ashton’s real-life chemistry is firmly on the charts.