Kanye West announced last month that his latest questionable project was a low-income prefabricated domed housing project, inspired by Star Wars, that was being built in the middle of the woods in California. I’m sure we all figured Kanye’s attempt at a housing solution would turn out to be a mess. I pictured a family inserting the keys to their new house into the front door and discovering that their new “house” was nothing more than a poorly-constructed 2D facade stolen from a dumpster behind Lucasfilm. As it turns out, it’s a mess before anyone has ever moved in. The houses are domed, and it sounds like they’re doomed. Are you shocked? We’re all shocked!
85-year-old playboy Larry King just cannot be tamed. It’s been announced that the deep-voiced television-news icon has filed for divorce from his seventh wife, 59-year-old, Shawn King. The two had been married for almost 22 years and have two sons, Chance (20) and Cannon (19). And of course, this split is bringing drama. Wealth makes everyone crazy!! This current super rich people divorce is brought to you by: Greed And Deception–do you think your wife is hoping you die of illness and take all your money? Time for a divorce!
RJ Mitte (27)
Tom Maden (30)
Hayden Panettiere (30)
Paris Bennett (31)
Usain Bolt (33)
Laura Haddock (34)
Brody Jenner (36)
Chantelle Houghton (36)
Tarek El Moussa (38)
Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss (38)
Joe Gorga (40)
Amy Fisher (45)
Carrie-Anne Moss (52)
Jeff Stryker (57)
Kim Cattrall (63)
Loretta Devine (70)
Patty McCormack (74)
Peter Weir (75)
Jackie DeShannon (78)
Kenny Rogers (81)
Wilt Chamberlain (1936-1999)
Princess Margaret (1930-2002)
This episode is a tad shorter than usual, because it’s my dog’s birthday, and I have to fulfill my contract as a human with a dog by humiliating him with a hat on his head, a HO-made ugly dog cake in his face, and a butchered version of Happy Birthday in his ears. But in this shorter episode, we manage to get into Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan making Mother Nature cry with their private plane use, the fall of Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx, and the internet being rocked by the chicken sandwich wars.
We also talk about Kaley Cuoco and her husband not living together, The Matrix 4 movie, Julianne Hough denying that she loves it when her husband sucks her toes, Larry King being back on the market, and Faye Dunaway calling her assistant a “little homosexual boy.” And we promise, this is the last time we ever talk about Julianne Hough’s toes (but it probably won’t be)!
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85-year-old Larry King has filed for divorce from 59-year-old Shawn King, his seventh wife of almost 22 years. This is their second time pulling that divorce shit. Larry filed for divorce 9 years ago, but they got back together, and a few years ago she was accused of passing her poon to another. All I can say is that if you’re in the L.A. area, you better duck, because everyone’s going to be launching their genitals at that multi-millionaire hot piece of cum dust-busting fun now that he’s on the market again! – Just Jared
WE WILL NEVER BE RID OF THOSE HIDEOUS ASS TINY SUNGLASSES FROM THE 90S NOW THAT THE MATRIX 4 (starring Keanu Reeves and Carrie Ann-Moss) IS COMING BACK! – The A.V. Club
Vh1 renewed both RuPaul’s Drag Race and All-Stars for new seasons, and I’m guessing that Ornacia finally agreed to grace little All-Stars with her magnificent presence, because that’s the only way they’d do another one! – Lainey Gossip
It looks like Prince Andrew’s rotten pumpkin of a damage control carriage continues to drag itself down the metaphorical street (or in some cases, on an actual street, like the one he and mumsy took to church last week). He’s gone from having Buckingham Palace deny that he did anything gross, sleazy, or downright illegal with his accuser, Virginia Roberts. Then the palace got to work on another statement, this time claiming he was totally appalled by the allegations against his deceased friend Jeffrey Epstein, and that he’d never participate in or condone illegal acts or sex trafficking.
Andrew knows nothing! He’s innocent! His conscience is so clean, he’s apparently considering going to the police and telling them everything he knows about the situation.