After managing to dodge Future’s prolific jizz, Lori Harvey (yes, that Lori Harvey who got with Diddy AND Diddy’s son) may be getting on the current People’s Sexiest Man Alive, Michael B. Jordan, because the two were spotted landing in Atlanta together, the day before Thanksgiving. Lori’s dad is Steve Harvey so I don’t know if it was a smart move to bring Michael B. Jordan home. Because Lori’s coochie will shrivel up and fall off as soon as delusional and narcissistic Steve Harvey looks at Michael B. Jordan stache and says, “We could be twins!” – Lainey Gossip
51-year-old Matthew Perry is now engaged to his 29-year-old literary manager girlfriend of two years, Molly Hurwitz. Never mind that Matthew’s future wife was only 3 years old when Friends started, the bigger story here is that Matthew “Makes Millions In Friends Residuals A Year” Perry is doing Cameo. If a Cameo from Matthew Perry wasn’t $999, I’d ask him to do one for me and the note would be: Matthew, blink thrice if you owe money to the mob or something! – Pajiba
In other Friends news, Courteney Cox once again risked getting salmonella in the nose holes for your entertainment – SOW
If Eric Clapton did an anti-lockdown song with Van Morrison to remind everyone of the racist streams of cold shit that have spewed out of his mouth, it worked! – Uproxx
The extremely hot Prince and Princess of Sweden got COVID-19 – Celebitchy
Oh, it’s just two humanoid pink poodles on acid – OMG Blog
Matthew Morrison is coming under scrutiny after clips of him wearing green face paint, a prosthetic nose, and an unkempt chartreuse pompadour alarmed viewers who were watching NBC’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. According to Entertainment Weekly, Matthew plays The Grinch in an upcoming musical special on NBC, The Grinch Musical!, and his characterization garnered a number of “horrified and/or disgusted responses.” Because as you can see above, we can’t blame the makeup and costume department for ruining Christmas before the Thanksgiving gravy even had a chance to congeal. It’s Matthew Morrison’s choices as a performer that are laying furry green turds in our stockings this year.
Faizon Love Sued Universal For Removing The Black Stars From The International Poster Of “Couples Retreat”
Couples Retreat. A movie I never saw and likely never will see. Despite receiving a pitiful 10% on Rotten Tomatoes, the Vince Vaughn vehicle about couples retreating (?) made Universal Pictures a whopping $171 million in 2009. Now one of the film’s stars, Faizon Love, is suing Universal for racial discrimination. He says he and his Black co-star, Kali Hawk, were erased from the overseas version of the poster, while the rest of his white co-stars (Jon Favreau, Jason Bateman, Kristin Davis, Malin Ackerman, Kristen Bell) got to stay.
If I was the spawn of two rich people, on Thanksgiving Day, I would bow my head, clasp my hands, and thank whatever energy in the universe was responsible for giving me rich parents. And well, I’m sure 19-year-old Amelia Hamlin is very thankful for that, but she let it be known that at the top of her turkey table thank-you list is her current boyfriend, 37-year-old father of three Scott Disick.
Yesterday TikTok users spotted a disturbing video on their TikTok pages. Or their feeds. I’m not sure. As someone in their thirties, I’m too old to legally download the app. The video was of Lindsay Lohan babbling nonsense about farting, salvation, and being a “dirty little stinker”. No, she’s not on bath salts (as far as we know). Apparently, it’s an ad for something called the “Church of Famera”. Please let LiLo be the Tom Cruise messiah of a new fart cult, oh pleeease!
Grimes May Have Gotten A Grant From The Canadian Government Despite Living With Elon Musk, The Second Richest Man In The World
Grimes‘ image as an artsy-robot princess is really shifting into an artsy-corporate tyrant as she’s recently found herself embroiled in some drama involving Canadian tax dollars. She’s already defended her boyfriend Elon Musk’s right to block unions, and now Grimes may be pilfering from government programs too. She was listed as the recipient of an arts grant despite the fact she’s already a successful artist and is in a relationship with and has a child with the second richest man in the literal entire world, Elon Musk. Wow, you have one kid with a billionaire and immediately start stealing money from the taxpayers.