Open Post: Hosted By The “Reckless Driver” Dog Of Texas

/ December 4, 2022

We’ve all been involved in some sort of fender bender. Usually, the person at fault is a distracted driver who’s on the phone or is eating a McMuffin with one hand and holding jumbo 7-11 coffee in the other. However, a recent accident in the parking lot of a Walmart couldn’t be blamed on a distracted driver. The figure behind the wheel of this particular incident was a character who couldn’t even hold a cup, much less legally drive a car: a dog! Hard to sue for damages when the only compensation you’ll likely get is a bowl of Purina puppy chow.

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T.J. Holmes Allegedly Cheated On His Wife With A “Good Morning America” Producer Before The Amy Robach Scandal

/ December 4, 2022

Every day we discover a new heinous crime committed by Good Morning America’s T.J. Holmes. The scandal that rocked the morning meemaw gossip circles continues to merrily chug along. If you’ve not been invited to the GMA text chat and don’t know what a T.J. Holmes or an Amy Robach is, they’re two morning hosts who got caught “getting cozy” with each other and not with the people they were married to. Their affair has been the biggest thing to hit morning show news since we “shockingly” discovered that Matt Lauer was an asshole. Now that everyone knows that T.J. and Amy are rotten cheaters, some super sleuths have uncovered more of T.J.’s dirty laundry. Before Amy sashayed into the picture, T.J. was allegedly doing the nasty with one of GMA’s producers for at least three years. How many horny marathons did this guy run?

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Birthday Sluts

/ December 4, 2022
Jeff Bridges (73)
Jin (30)
Nafessa Williams (33)
Orlando Brown (35)
Dree Hemingway (35)
Ronnie Ortiz-Magro (37)
Lila McCann (41)
Tyra Banks (49)
Nikki Tyler (50)
Kevin Sussman (52)
Jay-Z (53)

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Fred Armisen (56)
Chelsea Noble (58)
Marisa Tomei (58)
Cassandra Wilson (67)
Tony Todd (68)
Gary Rossington (71)
Patricia Wettig (71)
Pamela Stephenson (73)
Gemma Jones (80)
Wink Martindale (89)
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Open Post: Hosted By Hellmann’s Asking You To Put Mayo In Your Eggnog

/ December 3, 2022

Hot on the hells (typo and it stays) of Lindsay Lohan and Pepsi trying to make Milk Pepsi happen (very fetch), Hellmann’s have come up with their own holiday abomination. If you thought your eggnog was missing that special something, grab some room-temperature mayonnaise and throw a glob of it into your nog! If this is what bringing out the best means to Hellmann’s, I might have to switch condiment providers.

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Britney Spears Fans Think Someone Else Is Controlling Her Instagram After She Posted A Tribute To Her Sister Jamie Lynn

/ December 3, 2022

No longer pressured to perform every night for 365 days (366 for leap years), Britney Spears has begun her new life as a serial Instagram poster. She’s been posting non-stop, and when she’s not twirling for the iPhone, she’s feuding with anyone who has ever crossed her. Her mom, her dad, Christina Aguilera, and her dancers, everybody! If you ever served Britney a warm frap at Starbucks, watch out. She might come for you with the fury of a thousand angry emojis! Another person who has continually been on the receiving end of Britney’s wrath has been her sister Jamie Lynn Spears. She’s not had only negative things to say about Ms. Zoey 101. That is until yesterday when Britney posted a loving Instagram tribute to her sister. Britney stans, crack out the magnifying glasses because this is a bona fide mystery!

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Birthday Sluts

/ December 3, 2022
Julianne Moore (62)
Lil Baby (28)
Jake T. Austin (28)
JT of City Girls (30)
Pietro Boselli (34)
Michael Angarano (35)
Amanda Seyfried (37)
Andy Grammer (39)
Jaycee Chan (40)
Dascha Polanco (40)
Brian Bonsall (41)
Louise Roe (41)
Anna Chlumsky (42)
Jenna Dewan (42)
Daniel Bedingfield (43)
Tiffany Haddish (43)

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Sean Parker (43)
Trina (44)
Mickey Avalon (47)
Trina Braxton (48)
Bruno Campos (49)
Holly Marie Combs (49)
Keegan Connor Tracy (51)
Brendan Fraser (54)
Montell Jordan (54)
Katarina Witt (57)
Steve Harris (57)
Daryl Hannah (62)
Mickey Thomas (73)
Ozzy Osbourne (74)
Jean-Luc Godard (1930-2022)
Andy Williams (1927-2012)
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