Joaquin Phoenix And Rooney Mara Are Getting Married

/ July 22, 2019

There was a time when it was absolutely beyond the realm of possibility to imagine Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara apathetically mumbling “I do” while someone on a vintage Moog synthesizer plays a non-traditional wedding march. Because Joaquin and Rooney allegedly thought marriage was “too mainstream” for them.

But then in May, Rooney was seen with a ring on her wedding finger, and it sure didn’t look like a Victorian mourning hair ring, which is the only sentimental kind of ring I would assume Rooney would wear. Well, Us Weekly says that Joaquin and Rooney aren’t the couple we thought they were, because they’re engaged after all.

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Cardi B Wants Everyone To Know She’s Not A Rapist

/ July 22, 2019

Earlier this year, Cardi B admitted in an Instagram Live that during her strippers days, she used to drug and rob dudes who took her back to their hotel for some fuck time fun. She said this:

“I had to go strip, I had to go, ‘Oh yeah, you want to fuck me? Yeah yeah yeah, let’s go back to this hotel,’ and I drugged niggas up and I robbed them. That’s what I used to do.”

Folks instantly clutched their pearls because Cardi is way too wholesome to ever do anything like that, right? Well, she’s back again to discuss what was going on during that time because now she’s being accused of not only robbing her victims, but raping them as well.

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The Swifties Have Gone After Kamala Harris For Going To A Fundraiser At Scooter Braun’s House 

/ July 22, 2019

Taylor Swift stans are now attacking Democratic Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris because of her old controversial anti-truancy program Taylor’s new arch-enemy, Scooter Braun, threw a fundraiser for Kamala. I mean, the Swifties will come for you for anything. Two things you should never start a fight with: an animal protecting it’s territory, and a celebrity stan–both will kill if threatened.

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Birthday Sluts

/ July 22, 2019
Alex Trebek (79)
Selena Gomez (27)
Keegan Allen (30)
Sharni Vinson (36)
A.J. Cook (41)
Franka Potente (45)
Jaime Camil (46)
Rufus Wainwright (46)
James Arnold Taylor (50)
Rhys Ifans (52)
Irene Bedard (52)
David Spade (55)
John Leguizamo (55)

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Joanna Going (56)
Rob Estes (56)
Keith Sweat (58)
Willem Dafoe (64)
Alan Menken (70)
Don Henley (72)
Albert Brooks (73)
Danny Glover (73)
George Clinton (78)
Terence Stamp (81)
Louise Fletcher (85)
Oscar de la Renta (1932-2014)
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Open Post: Hosted By Gritty The Lifeguard

/ July 21, 2019

Philadelphia Flyers mascot and former HSOTD Gritty needed a summer job because you don’t play hockey when it’s (literally) 100° out. So he got one as a lifeguard in the Stranger Things universe, as demonstrated by the mash-up clip after the cut. And Gritty’s making everyone at the pool wet and I’m not just talking about the water if you smell what I’m stepping in.

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David Crosby Either Angrily Left Or Was Thrown Out Of A Podcast Interview

/ July 21, 2019

60s folk-rock icon David Crosby (The Byrds, Crosby, Stills & Nash, etc.) is one of those Keith Richards-level music immortals who everyone wonders how they’re still operating on this plane of existence with what they’ve done with their bodies over the years. Dude’s current issues, according to the New Yorker, include “eight stents in his heart, diabetes, hepatitis C, and a transplanted liver.” It’s commonly acknowledged that he’s not going to be around for much longer. So it’s understandable that he might be a little cranky. The Hollywood Reporter’s Scott Feinberg recently discovered this while interviewing Crosby, 77, for THR’s Awards Chatter podcast to promote Cameron Crowe’s new documentary on Crosby, David Crosby: Remember My Name.

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