Night Crumbs

/ September 19, 2019

The trailer for The Rhythm Section is out, and prepare your eyeballs for the busted wigs, and your ears for Blake Lively’s British accent. Blake plays a woman avenging her dead family, and judging by that little brown-headed boy wig she wears, the plot doesn’t make sense. How does she have time for avenging when people keep running up to her to say that they loved her in Call Me By Your Name or Stranger Things? – Lainey Gossip 

Megan Fox says that she spoke out about creeps before the #MeToo movement happened but nobody took her seriously – Celebitchy

The Katy Perry and Taylor Swift feud came to an end the way most feuds between pumpkin spice latte lovers come to end: bonding over star signs – Pajiba

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Brad Pitt Talked About Getting All “Boy From The Ozarks” On Harvey Weinstein 

/ September 19, 2019

When the stories about the gross shit that Harvey Weinstein allegedly pulled were made public, there was one that could’ve ended with Brad Pitt going to trial for murdering the throbbing hemorrhoid clinging to Hollywood’s ass tunnel. Gwyneth Paltrow told the tale of how when she was 22 (this was pre-Emma), Harvey pulled a creepy move on her and tried to get her to go into his hotel suite’s bedroom for massage time. Gwyneth refused and ran out of there quicker than she runs out of a restaurant that doesn’t have three Michelin stars. She told her then boyfriend, Brad Pitt, who got so mad that he got in Harvey’s face and didn’t care about getting the blood of a creep on his sparkling Sally Hershberger-created highlights. CNN’s Christiane Amanpour asked a current day Brad about this, and he said he was just doing what good ole’ boys from the Ozarks do.

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Jameela Jamil’s Work Here Is Done. Instagram Has Changed Their Rules On The Promotion Of Diet Products

/ September 19, 2019

Jameela Jamil hasn’t just been screaming “that crap will make you shit your pants” into the wind. Her ongoing campaign to name and shame promoters of liquid laxatives and “detox” products like Flat Tummy teas and shakes, The Koven’s official beverage of choice (after their own liquefied farts), has produced actual positive results (unlike the products she’s been railing against). According to Elle, Instagram has made changes to their policies regarding sponsored posts that promote weight loss or cosmetic procedures. The entire cast of Vanderpump Rules will probably be looking to pick up a few extra shifts at SUR this month, thanks in part to Jameela’s squawking.

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Shawn Mendes Swears He And Camila Cabello Aren’t Dating For Publicity

/ September 19, 2019

Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello are currently a couple, who also just so happen to have the number 2 song this week on the billboard Hot 100 chart (“Señorita,” which was number 1 at one point in time). They also have a whole lot of people wondering if they’re just a summer project cooked up by their publicists. It doesn’t matter how many times they publicly press their mouths together, some people still think they’re fake-dating. Well, Shawn Mendes claims that ain’t so.

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Open Post: Hosted By Tommy Lee Playing Around With Dick Pics On Instagram

/ September 19, 2019

Other than Lenny Kravitz, there is no person who personifies the phrase “rock out with your cock out” better than Tommy Lee. And for good reason. He’s a rocker who’s totally obsessed with dicks, specifically his own. At this point, Tommy’s dick is essentially a 7.5 to 8.1 inch (per leakedmeat.com) extension of his personality. According to Page Six, yesterday Tommy #IgnightedInstagram with a picture of his fat pink hog trying to root for truffles in his wife Brittany Furlan’s mouth. We can thank the Gods of propriety for small blessing though as the image was mercifully pixelated. Tommy claimed it was the result of Instagram giving him his own dick filter.

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