Night Crumbs

/ June 24, 2019

While paying tribute to Madonna’s Like A Virgin performance from the first MTV VMAs, Lizzo did Truth Hurts at the BET Awards, complete with some of her signature twerk-tastic flute dancing. So, let’s see after singing and dancing, Lizzo played the flute and then played it while bouncing her ass. “Pfft, whatever” said an unimpressed 7-year-old me who got a 4-second-long recorder solo in the holiday pageant – Lainey Gossip 

Holy water with Cristal Connors, DUH! – Pajiba

Soothe your case of the Mondays with a serving of Bacon butt – (NSWFish) OMG Blog

Felix’s human better stretch every day and practice holding her breath for 35 minutes, because I have a feeling she’s going to suddenly wake up in the washing machine as Felix is sitting on top, filing his nails – Towleroad

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Cuba Gooding Jr. Wants His Case Dismissed Based On His Accuser’s Blog Posts About Her Mental Health

/ June 24, 2019

Unsurprisingly, Cuba Gooding Jr. and his attorneys would very much like the groping charges against him dropped. According to TMZ, Cuba’s team have filed a motion to have the case against him dismissed, claiming that his accuser suffers from a “warped mental state”. Their “proof” is blog posts allegedly written by the accuser in which she discussed her mental health and talked about her breast size. It seems like a Stretch Armstrong length reach to me, but maybe he’s onto something. Cuba did previously say that he distinctly remembers his accuser telling him Snow Dogs was her favorite film of his on the night of the incident so…

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Lady Gaga And Bradley Cooper May Reunite At Glastonbury

/ June 24, 2019

Are you going to the Glastonbury Festival this weekend in Somerset, England, this weekend? Do you want to watch two huge stars tease the audience with the implication they might be fucking while mud creeps into your wellies? Well you may be in luck, because there’s a chance Lady Gaga will bring recently-single Bradley Cooper on stage with her.

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Karlie Kloss And The Other Kushner Had A Dude Ranch Second Wedding

/ June 24, 2019

Karlie Kloss, the nebulous mist that manifests itself into a vague human form and hosts Project Runway, had the second wedding of her dreams over the weekend. Karlie and her husband of 8 months Joshua Kushner, hosted a 3-day wedding celebration on a Wyoming ranch, presumably for friends who couldn’t make it to their intimate 80-person Jewish wedding in October of last year. I don’t know if Taylor Swift was out of town again or what, but she wasn’t there. That meant there was room for Karlie’s replacement BFF, Katy Perry and her fiancé Orlando Bloom. And it looks like Josh’s brother and sister-in-law Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump’s beds were given up to make room for a few dozen sweaty Brokeback Mountain jokes. So overall, an upgrade.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum And His Wife’s Ugly Matching Shirts

/ June 24, 2019

Don’t you love high-fashion? Don’t you love spending a shit-ton of money on things that look like they were thought up by an Old Navy employee high on acid as they sketched the designs they intend to submit to Forever 21? It’s truly the mark of a luxurious life. And actor extraordinaire/highly-sexually-appealing-to-me-but-I-couldn’t-for-the-life-of-me-explain-in-words-why Jeff Goldblum is living that fashionable luxurious life and he’s bringing along his wife, Emilie Livingston for the ride.

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