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Antoni Porowski of Queer Eye brought his nipples out to model Tom Ford’s new collection of chonies for Neiman Marcus. While I’m all for a hot piece posing in some panties, I think Antoni needs to take a crash course at Barbizon on posing if he’s going to continue to pose in underwear like this. Because the “Ooooh, what a relief letting out that stubborn fart… while I’m stoned… and also doing an impersonation of The Joker” facial expression only hardens the nip tips of a very small group of freaks – Towleroad
Charlize Theron got the dark Sandy Duncan cut – Lainey Gossip
It looks like the second season of Big Little Lies was as messy behind the cameras as it was in front of the cameras, and I’m not just talking about Meryl Streep’s baby teefs of doom – Pajiba
TVTonight reports that Lindsay Lohan done got herself a new gig. And it pays! Yacht girl season is ending early for LiLo, because she’s been selected to be a judge on the Australian version of The Masked Singer and I can’t wait for her to not know who a single one of the people on the show are because do you think Lindsay Lohan knows Australian C-list celebrities? Do you think Lindsay Lohan will recognize the Australian version of Tori Spelling?
I think we’re supposed to be boycotting Amazon today because some of its employees are striking “to protest their pay, working conditions and a range of other issues” (per CNN), but it doesn’t look like CEO Jeff Bezos has been losing any sleep over it. He spent yesterday at Wimbledon, in the Royal Box, with his mistress-no-more Lauren Sanchez sitting high above the hoi polloi (like domestic Chardonnay drinker Woody Harrelson). I guess rich people don’t go Instagram official, they go Wimbledon official. According to Page Six, the Wimbledon outing was just one of many uber rich people activities Jeff and Lauren have indulged in this summer since their relationship no longer needs to be on the DL.
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello have denied that they’re dating. Despite these public denials, these two are still doing everything possible to promote their new single and get those YouTube streams via acting like they are dating. Or maybe they’re just showing off their young love and this is real? But I mean… it’s probably the first one. Well, lets see if that Señorita gets to #1 on AppleMusic because Shawn and Camila have been kissing it the fuck up in public over the weekend.
The afterworld was already a much, much better place than this world, because they’ve got no Trump, Jell-O 1-2-3 is still for sale there, and you don’t wake up 10 minutes before your alarm goes off with a bladder full of piss that desperately wants out of your body (that only happens in HELL). But the afterworld became an even better place, because 4 out of the 5 regular Golden Girls cast members are there.
Charles Levin, who played Coco the gay cook on the first episode of The Golden Girls, is believed to be dead at 70 years old. Living in a world without Coco from The Golden Girls is sad enough, but the details surrounding Charles’ death makes it even sadder.