Todrick Hall recently gushed in an interview about Taylor Swift’s current piece Joe Alwyn while possibly shading her ex Calvin Harris. All that was missing was an off-hand comment about Katy Perry’s Witness making his ears bleed, and he would have achieved the Taylor Swift Ass-Kissing Trifecta – Lainey Gossip
Kensington Palace employees reportedly had to bring their own booze to the staff Christmas party. Cheap! What’s their holiday gift, a smile from Prince William and a 10% off coupon for one of Duchess Kate’s boring coats? – Celebitchy
The jacket worn by Madison Beer would look a million times better on its rightful owner, Grandma Yetta from The Nanny – Drunken Stepfather
“You could name it Kontinuedattemptatrelevance” probably through NeNe Leaks – Reality Tea
As y’all well know, Omarosa Manigault Newman resigned from the White House, which we all know basically means her ass got canned. Omarosa quickly made the media rounds in an attempt to save her good demon name. Robin Roberts did not exactly appreciate Omarosa coming ’round to Good Morning America, and she delivered a perfect “Bye, Felicia” that brought the world to its feet. Omarosa thought that wasn’t very nice!
Omarosa isn’t exactly known for her outreach to the African American community, even though she thinks she’s some sort of voice for her people. So the African American community wasn’t exactly sad to see her go. Thus, Robin’s “Bye, Felicia.” Omarosa reached out to Inside Edition via text to comment on Robin’s on-air farewell bid to Felicia, saying:
“That was petty. It’s a black woman civil war.”
That’s pretty rich, since Omarosa had no problem sparking a different kind of civil war when she stirred shit with Lil Jon in All-Star Celebrity Apprentice. Or in any of the lead-ups to her THREE firings on The Apprentice. Basically, petty is practically her middle name. Then again, the same could be said about the word delusional, so Omarosa acting beyond-extra about Robin’s remarks should really come as no surprise.
But if Omarosa really is so deeply offended by the alleged pettiness that came from Robin after Omarosa’s quitting/firing news, then nobody better show her this video of CNN political commentator Angela Rye.
— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) December 13, 2017
Even though Jay-Z thought his $19.99/month version of Spotify would be the go-to platform for music and sound snobs everywhere, most people viewed it as a pain in the ass that drove people to re-download Kazaa in order to get a new Beyoncé album, since it kept all the good shit to itself. That mindset has apparently driven it to the poor house, since Tidal is allegedly months away from going bust. Continue reading
I believe the following video clip could be depicting of one of three things. It could be a sweet, silly little exchange between a rascally cat and his owner. Or it could be proof that cats are born thieves and will steal your breath as you sleep as soon as it will steal your Panera bread roll.
Or – stay with me here – it might be about an evil man who is setting a trap for a poor, starving cat who is only trying to secure a humble crust of bread to feed its family. And once he’s caught, he will be be thrown into prison, have his name taken away from him and assigned a number instead (so long Mr. Mittens, you are now 90201). He’ll be released on parole and caught trying to steal again, this time by a kindly old fisherman (the loot this time: imported tuna he planned to sell on the black market). But the cat is given a second chance and set free. He is so moved by the fisherman’s generosity, he vows to be a good boy from there on out, doing good works with his tuna money, and eventually becoming the mayor of Cat Town, a hard job given it’s populated by consumptive strays.
Sadly, we only have this short clip of evidence to go by. Is Mr. Mittens a playful scamp, a soul-sucking monster, or a feline hero? You be the judge!
Sure, President You-Know-Who is in the crosshairs of one giant bowl of shit borscht with that Russian ESCANDOLO. But the real scandal in the Trump White House has been over whether or not Sarah Huckabee Sanders can make anything other than reservations. Over Thanksgiving, Sarah sent out a tweet talking about how she got back in the kitchen to bake a chocolate pecan pie for her family. A bunch of people must have figured Sarah is good for one thing only (propaganda), because Twitter pulled a collective “Sure, Jan” at the thought of Sarah actually being able to bake something like that.
I am not trying to be funny but folks are already saying #piegate and #fakepie Show it to us on the table with folks eating it and a pic of you cooking it. I am getting the biggest laugh out of this. I am thankful for this laugh on Black Friday! https://t.co/ifeSBlSZW7
— AprilDRyan (@AprilDRyan) November 24, 2017
The New York Post reports Sarah attempted to clap back at her haters (but especially American Urban Radio Network reporter April Ryan) by showing up to the annual White House press potluck on Thursday with four chocolate-pecan pies that she baked all by herself (or at least she carefully took them out of the Costco box they came in).
Why yes, I did try to find the creepiest picture possible of Dustin Hoffman in a pervert-looking trench coat for this story.
Here’s some news that will no doubt have John Oliver holding a Tootsie DVD to his ear, like “Sorry, what was that you said about having incredible respect for women?” Yesterday Variety published the stories of three more women who claim to have been sexually harassed and assaulted in the 80s by Dustin Hoffman.