Before I went to bed last night, I read the headline: Mel B “Doing Fine Now” Following Treatment After Herpes Infection Rendered Her Blind. I thought that well, if you’re going to suffer through the horrible and terrifying fuckery of eyeball issues, it may as well be from something fucked-up yet interesting like HERPES. Unlike me, whose eyeball issues are from just shitty genetics.
But Mel B says that yes, it’s true that her vision is going through it, but it doesn’t seem like it’s because of Coachella’s #1 parting gift: herpes. And the Spice Girls (Minus Posh) reunion tour will go on!
Even before the feds screamed, “Freeze, rich dirtbags!“, at her parents, anyone who followed Olivia Jade Giannulli knew she didn’t want to be a college student. She said wanted to go to USC for the same reason anyone with a thirst for a Solo cup filled with Malibu does: the parties. But when it came to the “student” part of being a college student, she wasn’t into it.
Olivia hasn’t officially been kicked out of USC; her academic status is currently under review while her parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, face prison time and multiple charges for their role in the college admissions scandal. An extended, possibly-permanent hiatus from school sounds like Olivia’s dream, but according to one source that spoke to Us Weekly, she’s “begging” to go back.
The Game Of Thrones series finale was a huge success… if all you care about is numbers. If you’re worried about fan-reaction or execution, well then, you may want to critique the success/failure ratio a bit differently. But back to the numbers. HBO scored the highest multi-platform tune-in with the show across its HBO network and its streaming services, HBO Go and HBO Now. In total, the series finale brought in a whopping 19.3 million
nerds viewers for the final show.
Jada Pinkett Smith sat down with her mother, Adrienne Banfield-Jones, and daughter, Willow Smith, at that round red table which has gotten more secrets out of the world than anybody since Oprah Winfrey, and the three women had themselves a talk about porn. During the discussion, Jada, who once admitted she was a sex addict, said that she was also the Queen Of Porn–and had an “unhealthy relationship to porn” during a time in her life. Jada has dipped her toes in many ponds; truly she is knowledgable on everything!!
I’d say “wow, this took a turn for the truly shitty.” But let’s be honest with ourselves; this is the direction Johnny Depp’s fight against his ex-wife Amber Heard has been going for a while. Well, today on Johnny vs. Amber, there’s accusations of cosmetic fakery. As if that wasn’t messy enough, he also alleges it all took place while Amber was high on pills.
The dog who is putting every tourist attraction in the world out of business!
According to Travel + Leisure, the top 5 most popular tourist attractions last year were:
5. The Eiffel Tower in Paris
4. The Louvre in Paris
3. The Statue of Liberty in NYC
2. The Vatican
1. The Colosseum in Rome
Well, all of those attractions had a good run, but they can now be bulldozed down to make way for luxury condos, because in 2019, the most visited tourist attraction will be The Sprawling Dog in Abkhazia!