Channing Tatum brought his 40-year-old nipples and muscles out on Instagram. First of all, Channing needs to learn how to zoom into the hotness and clean that damn table because how are we supposed to focus on his Magic Mike 3-ready body with all that shit in the way? Second of all, if you always thought that Channing’s the kind of himbo who calls himself “daddy,” check out his caption, because daddy sure does – Instagram
The first big post-COVID-19 red carpet blue carpet happened in Monte Carlo, and if you didn’t know it was coronavirus times, you’d think they were all wearing masks because Johnny Depp was there – Lainey Gossip
And the title of this century’s greatest master of disguise goes to this pussy who masterfully disguised themselves as a Shiba Inu – OMG Blog
Speaking of master of disguises, Khloe Kartrashian, the fame whore of a million faces, has a new face. I mean, she is back with Tristan Thompson, so maybe thinks that if she transforms herself into a new woman each week his dick won’t go a’ wanderin’ again – Celebitchy
Dax Shepard admitted that he fell off the wagon after 16 years of sobriety – Just Jared
Not to be outdone by Channing Tatum, Sterling K. Brown also served up his hard cum gutters on social media – Pajiba
Let’s see: STFU and put on a mask while avoiding fried pubes, lawyer fees, and spending the day in a jail cell, OR get tasered and arrested for being a whiny, entitled twat? Decisions…. decisions… – Towleroad
After finally settling on an age we can all accept, Rebel Wilson has also settled on a man. People reports that Rebel, who is definitely 40 according to Rebel and her updated Wikipedia page, has got a new man in her life, 29-year-old Jacob Busch of the Anheuser-Busch “brewing dynasty.” The nearly 10-year difference in age shouldn’t phase Jacob though, he’s been in an age-gap relationship before with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Adrienne Maloof who was 28 years his senior. Sounds like Jacob’s the real rebel in this relationship!
Lili Reinhart. The pretty, blonde CW star who neeeeds you to know that she’s smarter and woker than the rest of those plebs on Riverdale. In a new podcast interview with The Advocate, Lili discussed her new book of poetry (of course), her love of crystals, and her sexuality. The 24-year-old actress, who split with long time boyfriend/co-star Cole Sprouse pre-pandemic, recently came out as “a proud bisexual woman” in an Instagram story. And she’s completely leapfrogging the whole “sexuality is a spectrum” line, and
straight-up bi-up declaring that everybody is bisexual.
Frugality has taken on a sickening levels as hundreds of thousands of used condoms were seized in Vietnam after someone had cleaned and prepared them for resale. You read that correctly, refurbished condoms. 2020 is truly an endless abyss.
The Vietnamese authorities really earned their paycheck on their latest raid of a factory. CNN says that Vietnamese state media reported 345,000 used condoms were confiscated. Which is only slightly more used condoms than you can find at Coachella. I’m just kidding, we know they don’t use condoms.
Princess Eugenie has just earned her pick of tiaras for the next big royal public appearance (try to find one you can attach tasteful face mask straps to? We don’t know how long this thing is gonna go, Genie). Princess Eugenie and her husband of nearly two years, Jack Brooksbank, have given the royal family’s publicity department some easy to sell news in the form of a new future royal baby.
Lizzo is on the cover of Vogue. Lizzo! Vogue! Lizzo! In the singer’s own words, she is the “first big Black woman on the cover”, which is very big deal. And unlike Melissa McCarthy’s 2013 ELLE cover, Vogue actually let Lizzo show off her waistline and didn’t make her starve herself first? Damn, Tina Knowles and André Leon Talley really must’ve scared the bejesus outta Anna Wintour if she’s celebrating non-white, non-skinny women. 2020: officially opposite year.