Thanks to Billie Eilish’s BRIT Awards ensemble, Billie should expect to get a visit from the authorities who will be responding to a robbery report from a chav grandma who runs the Southeast chapter of the Lady Sovereign Fan Club in Boca and does not approve of Billie stealing her look so blatantly! – Celebitchy
Meanwhile, Lizzo served “knock-off Hershey’s bar courtesy of Moschino” glamour – Lainey Gossip
Rosario Dawson says she didn’t really “come out” as a member of the LGBTQ community, and while explaining herself, she came out as someone who doesn’t make any damn sense – HuffPo
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have An Exit Date And Probably Won’t Be Able To Use The Name “Sussex Royal”
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle now have an official termination date to put on their unemployment paperwork. According to People, as of April 1st, Meghan and Harry “will no longer hold an office at Buckingham Palace” (their BP staff has already been let go) and will be “represented by their U.K. charity foundation team” moving forward. Additionally, Meghan and Harry have until March 31st to use the discount code ROYAL when ordering people around. So while they most likely will not be able to continue using the term “royal” for their newly formed non-profit foundation Sussex Royal, they will retain the titles The Baron and Baroness Kilkeel, which I absolutely did not make up!
Vulture says there’s a new music festival on the horizon and it’s a hip-hop and R&B festival and it might be a dud. The full line-up of the Lovers & Friends music festival was announced, and some performers have confirmed that they’re performing, while others are wondering why the fuck everyone keeps asking them about it. But fear not! Snoop Dogg is here to tell you it’s legit! So don’t worry! It’s not like Fyre Festival had any big names supporting it, right?
Apparently, God doesn’t live in Calabasas like we all thought. God lives in Kentucky and his real name is Ben “Bennie” Hart. But according to Bennie and his trusty dictionary, “God” has many different meanings. This all began when Bennie tried to get a personalized license plate with “IM GOD” on it. That didn’t go over so well with the state of Kentucky.
Stranger Things star Millie Bobby Brown turned 16 today. To commemorate the occasion, she posted a video on her Instagram highlighting some of the salacious news stories she’s generated over the last few years. The video came with a lengthy caption expressing her frustration at being on the receiving end of “inappropriate comments, sexualization, and unnecessary insults.” Sadly, I think most girls can relate, but being in the public eye has opened Millie up to more intense scrutiny than most. I’m sure her DMs are filled with horrors that would make even her BAF (best adult friend) Drake blush. And that dude is shameless!
The Carpool Karaoke starring Justin Bieber, which exposed James Corden as a fraudulent driver, finally aired. And in it, Justin doubled down on the ridiculous UFC challenge he talked about last year. Justin challenged King of Scientology, Tom Cruise, to a physical fight. It’s like Henery Hawk v. Henery Hawk (with alien powers) Well, Justin still thinks he can beat Tommy Cruise in a fight. Not on this Christian Earth!