Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum And His Wife’s Ugly Matching Shirts

/ June 24, 2019

Don’t you love high-fashion? Don’t you love spending a shit-ton of money on things that look like they were thought up by an Old Navy employee high on acid as they sketched the designs they intend to submit to Forever 21? It’s truly the mark of a luxurious life. And actor extraordinaire/highly-sexually-appealing-to-me-but-I-couldn’t-for-the-life-of-me-explain-in-words-why Jeff Goldblum is living that fashionable luxurious life and he’s bringing along his wife, Emilie Livingston for the ride.

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“Summer Camp” Was The Unspoken Theme Of The BET Awards Red Carpet

/ June 24, 2019

You can always count on any BET red carpet to provide some high fashion “moments”, and last night’s BET Awards was no exception. The MET Gala would have been smart to reference “BET red carpet” when trying to get clueless celebrities to grasp the concept of camp. RuPaul’s zebra suit would have looked right at home given the profusion of sequins, pastels, neon, and sculptural pieces that walked the BET carpet.  For example, take aspiring rapper/entrepreneur/wig maker to the stars Cliff Vmir (above). His title alone is plenty camp, but throw in a chartreuse vinyl jumpsuit and top it off with a day-glo Victorian fringed lampshade, you’ve got a weenie roast with s’mores for dessert.

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Chrissy Teigen Had To Defend Painting Her Child’s Nails

/ June 24, 2019

Can you imagine if social media existed during the previous generations? My grandmother told me she used to leave my mom out on the porch in a basinet for like an hour at a time and it was just like a thing people did. Like airing out the baby or giving it sun or something? Like people were awful parents by today’s standards. If people on social media are mad at Chrissy Teigen for painting her daughter Luna‘s nails, then we need to be dragging the silent generation and baby boomers to absolute HELL. I mean we should be doing that anyway, but for the parenting stuff also.

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Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Wife Beth Chapman Is In A Medically-Induced Coma

/ June 24, 2019

There was a time when the saddest thing news I could imagine about Dog the Bounty Hunter’s fifth wife Beth Chapman might be that she dyed her I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter-colored hair a bland boxed dye brown. Today we have actual, legitimate sad news pertaining to Beth. TMZ reports that Beth’s health has taken a turn, and she’s currently in a medically-induced coma.

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Cardi B And Offset Spent $100,000 On More Diamonds For Their Baby

/ June 24, 2019

So I think it’s safe to say that Cardi B and Offset are not good with money. He went ballistic trying to “win Cardi back” when clearly she’s the type of girl who will arrange a hit on a stripper before she actually holds her own husband accountable for his actions. And then they spent $80,000 on diamond bracelets for a 10-month-old who will just swallow one by accident one day and shit it out. Well, add some more diamonds to Kulture‘s intestinal tract because these people won’t stop, and have now upped the ante to $100,000 in diamonds. I mean, sure, she can’t count to 10 but give her diamonds worth multiple people’s student loans.

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