J.K. Rowling Says That Dumbledore And Grindewald Have Totally Done It

/ March 18, 2019

Nick Jonas, and now Chris Hemsworth, I guess, need to step up their gay baiting antics if they want to keep up with master gay baiter J.K. Rowling who has been trolling fans with man wizard-on-man wizard action for over a decade. J.K. said in 2007 that Dumbledore is gay. And while promoting their movie Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald last year, both Jude Law (who plays young Dumbledore) and Ezra Miller talked about the gayness of Dumbledore with Ezra saying that the movie makes his sexuality explicitly clear because he sees his secret lovah Grindewald (played by Johnny Depp in lazy Billy Idol cosplay) in a mirror (????). And now J.K Rowling is here to troll us some more by saying in so many words that Dumbledore has definitely grinded his dick against Grindewald’s brown sugar walls before.

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Dean Cain Proudly SaId He Would Punch A 17-Year-Old “Cold”

/ March 18, 2019

Being a musty old-person myself, hearing that 90s TV Superman Dean Cain proudly say he would punch a youth in the face is definitely not the least relatable thing I could hear him say. But upon finding out which 17-year-old Dean wanted to punch, it gets less relatable. The victim of Dean’s imagined physical discipline? The Egg Boy, who became a beloved member of the Internet after egging a politician who spewed racist comments on television.

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A-Rod’s Friends Warned Him JLo Has To Be The One To Dump Him If They Break Up

/ March 18, 2019

Page Six is reporting that A-Rod knows what he’s about to get into. Sources have been talking and they’re saying that A-Rod has been told that JLo is Jenny From The Block if the block is on High Maintenance Street. But yet, A-Rod still put a ring on it because he is going to do JLo right and not “mess her around.” As opposed to his other relationships, who were lower maintenance so it was like, “Yeah, go ahead and mess around, girl!”

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Birthday Sluts

/ March 18, 2019
Irene Cara (60)
Lily Collins (30)
Simon Curtis (33)
Lykke Li (33)
Sophia Myles (39)
Danneel Harris (40)
Adam Levine (40)
Sutton Foster (44)
Evan and Jaron (45)
Dane Cook (47)

Pic: Warner Bros.

Queen Latifah (49)
Jerry Cantrell (53)
Vanessa Williams (56)
Mike Rowe (57)
Luc Besson (60)
Ben Cohen (68)
Brad Dourif (69)
Charley Pride (85)
John Kander (92)
Devin Lima (1977-2018)
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Tumblr Lost Millions Of Users After Banning Porn

/ March 17, 2019

This post really only needs three words. Those three words being: “NO FUCKING DUH.” Tumblr recently banned porn and The Verge reports that they’ve lose a huge amount of users. You don’t say. As a FORMER user of Tumblr myself (mind your business), I can attest to the fact that it’s no longer bookmarked in MY browsers (mind your business). And I’m sure that it’s the same sitch for tons of other gentlefolk with chronic masturbatory habits. Just sayin’. (Mind your business.)

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