My thoughts about the teaser trailer for Cinderella starring Camila Cabello are best expressed through this screenshot of her fairy godmother (played by Billy Porter) obviously widening his eyes at the lower-than-Lifetime-budget, Camila’s whiny warbling, and the overall awfulness of it all. It looks like such a turd that even Billy Porter’s fairy godmother can’t turn it into a jewel. I mean, if Billy Porter in some giant bedazzled orange foreskin can’t save your movie, nothing can! – Just Jared

If rainbows don’t naturally fly out of your coochie, then Rihanna has you covered with Fenty x Savage’s Pride chonies – Lainey Gossip

Venice better prepare for a Portland-like heatwave to hit them when Jamie Lee Curtis brings her hotness and glamour to the Venice Film Festival where she’ll be honored with a Golden Lion – Pajiba

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The greasy ball of rage that’s been sitting inside my belly since I learned that Bill Cosby is walking away from his rape conviction flared up anew when I hopped on Twitter and saw that Mrs. Huxtable herself, Phylicia Rashad, had wasted no time at all celebrating (!!!!!) him being let out into the streets (and let’s face it, probably back onto TV in no time). Phylicia tweeted a picture of Bill with the caption “FINALLY!!!! A terrible wrong is being righted- a miscarriage of justice is corrected!” Michael made this same joke 6 years ago when she reportedly said “forget those women” when talking about Bill’s accusers, but I’m going to make it again — BYE PHYLICIA!

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An IKEA post that isn’t about that glamorous monkey in the fur coat? Ugh, fiiiine. So, as we all know, it’s the last day of Pride Month. And nobody loves Pride Month more than corporations. IKEA is no exception. They just released a line of 10 sofas, or “Love Seats”, which were designed based on various LBGBTQ+ flags. There’s a couple of light pink and blue ones inspired by the transgender flag, a frilly one to represent the asexuality flag, and couches that pay homage to pansexual, non-binary, 2spirit, genderfluid, and progress flags.

And THEN there is the bisexual couch. This particular Love Seat is covered in pink, purple, and blue hands and arms that seem to be reaching for the couch-sitter. The back cushions read: “When you change Or to And, nobody believes you.” And it’s giving me less Bisexual Pride and more “Sigourney Weaver gets dragged into her demon fridge in Ghostbusters.” Continue reading

For the past couple of years, The Weeknd has been fully committed to looking like his album After Hours sounds. He’s been doing it for so long, that he’s perfectly nailed down the kind of energy that makes a person want to ask him to blink twice if he needs help. So really, who better to produce, co-write, and star in a gritty HBO series about a club owner-turned-cult leader?

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These past few weeks I’ve been randomly bingeing YouTube clips from the long-canceled A&E reality show, Airline. When those ran out, I found myself in the “anti-maskers on airplanes” corner of YouTube. The videos are actually pretty satisfying because usually the anti-masker Karen (or Ken) gets kicked off the flight, and everyone cheers because evil has been defeated. Well, on Monday, 50-year-old Chris Kattan reportedly got booted from an American Airlines flight for refusing to wear a mask. The real tragedy here is that nobody filmed that shit, so we’ll never know if the passengers cheered. Continue reading

Allison Mack tried very, very hard to keep out of prison. Like sheepishly twisting her hat in her hands, batting her eyes, and asking the judge, “Please sir, may I have zero prison time?.” But turning snitch on Keith Raniere didn’t have the effect she was hoping for. Allison Mack was hoping to avoid spending time in prison for her role in recruiting, trafficking, branding, and abusing women in NXIVM’s secret sex cult. But she got a three-year sentence instead.

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