Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 174 – Muskrat Hate

/ June 29, 2022

As we mentioned last episode, this one is our final one for the year, and we start it off on a really damn depressing and horrible note by getting into SCOTUS’ overturning of Roe v. Wade and some celebrity responses including ones from Lizzo, Tiffany Haddish, Howard Stern, Billy Joe Armstrong, and Pink. From there, we talk about Elon Musk’s transgender daughter declaring in court that she’s done with him. And Allison shares her true love for Mountain Dew while talking about Ben Affleck’s home office soda fountain.

Other stories we quickly cover include a young Richard Gere helping Anderson Cooper realize he likes peen, the ridiculous movie theater in Oklahoma that took THINK OF THE CHILDREN to new levels of stupid by fast-forwarding through a same-sex kiss in Lightyear, Chris Pratt saying that he doesn’t like to be called Chris, Amazon Alexa’s newest creepy feature, and Brad Pitt searching for gold on his vineyard. We finish the episode off with Show & Tell where Allison recommends a sci-fi HBO show from the 90s and I recommend my new favorite music review platform. WARNING: If you love Shania Twain’s Man I Feel Like A Woman or Natasha Bedingfield’s These Words, you will feel attacked!

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Night Crumbs

/ June 28, 2022

Dakota Johnson says that making the Fifty Shades of Shit movies (or those “big naked movies” as she calls them) was chaotic and “mayhem” and largely because of the creative tussle between the movie’s first director Sam Taylor-Johnson and the books’ writer E.L. James. Sam and E.L. each had a different vision and Dakota was more into Sam’s vision. They’d shoot takes of the movie that Sam wanted to make and then shoot takes of the movie E.L. wanted to make. Dakota said that she herself even re-wrote scenes that E.L. wrote. Basically, it sounds like the making of that bland bowl of stale oatmeal was more interesting than the actual movies. And no, Dakota Johnson isn’t a writer, but if she showed up with a piece of toiler paper covered with caca marks and said, “Here are my rewrites,” it would still be an upgrade – Pajiba

Bad news for every Hollywood costume designer who isn’t designing the timeless and stunning costumes for the Barbie movie, you just lost the 2024 Best Costume Oscar – Lainey Gossip

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Chris Pratt Rejects The Name Chris And Blames His Love Of God For People Calling Him The Worst

/ June 28, 2022

We’re not going to have Worst Chris to kick around anymore because Chris Pratt has decided he doesn’t want to be any kind of Chris anymore. According to Entertainment Weekly, Chris wholeheartedly rejects his given name and would prefer the world address him as “Pratt. CP. You know, CP. ‘Hey, CP.'” Pratt, or CP.” Presumably still acceptable are Worst Garfield, Worst Avenger, Worst Super Mario Brother, and Worst Artist Formerly Known as Chris.

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Woody Allen Tells Alec Baldwin That He May Be Done With Making Movies

/ June 28, 2022

Yesterday Alec Baldwin warned us that he was planning to interview Woody Allen today on Instagram Live. And, despite a checkered past full of bullshit half-truths (“my wife is Spanish, we’re done having kids, I’m quitting Twitter!”), Alec kept his word and chatted with Woody this morning. He began the 55-minute Instagram Live by announcing that he was turning off the comments so none of his followers could chime in with their two cents. Um, good call.

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Wendy Williams Has Decided To Switch From Television To Podcasting

/ June 28, 2022

Wendy Williams has been gone for a little while, to deal with some health-related issues and a little ongoing showdown between herself and Wells Fargo. But she’s made it very clear that despite taking a little hiatus from TV, she would eventually be returning to TV. During Wendy’s last impromptu career check-in, Wendy claimed that she’d be back on television screens by September. Hook up the cables and plug in the power Igor, The Wendy Williams Show lives! Except there’s been a slight change of plans. Wendy’s triumphant return won’t necessarily be through your television, but your ear holes, by way of whatever headphones you use to listen to podcasts. Because Wendy is launching a podcast.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Teaser Trailer For “Hocus Pocus 2”

/ June 28, 2022

The first trailer of the long-awaited Hocus Pocus sequel is here! Hocus Pocus 2 (how long did it take ’em to come up with that one?) will drop on Disney+ on September 30, just in time for spooky season. The teaser trailer gives us a quick glimpse of the Sanderson Sisters, played by Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy, and a longer look at the next generation of troublesome kids who can’t stop themselves from fucking with magic spells that resurrect evil witches who were burned at the stake for a very good reason (child murder).

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