Obi-Wan Kenobi is rumored to be the next Star Wars character to get their own spin-off film. I am on board, but only if Ewan McGregor is playing Obi-Wan again, and if it solves the mystery of who in what galaxy far far away was responsible for that braided side-rattail – Lainey Gossip
Victoria’s Secret is clearly going for some kind of wild west theme, but all I’m getting is low-budget made-for-Cinemax remake of Bad Girls – Drunken Stepfather
A few months after her son got bit by a dog, Kim Zolciak has given her son the gift of…another dog – Reality Tea
There’s a reason Olivia Munn doesn’t care about Aaron Rodgers, and his name is Chris Pine – Celebitchy
Michelle Obama will appear on the Will & Grace reboot. I can already hear Karen arguing: “But Michelle, vodka is totally a vegetable! It’s made from potatoes!” – Towleroad
Here’s Nina Dobrev looking like an extra who got cut from the gym class scene in Clueless – Popoholic
Elizabeth Hurley should be working on a sequel to Bedazzled, but nooooooo, instead she’s spending all her time THOT-ing it up on Instagram – Hollywood Tuna
Anna Faris might have dropped some subtle truth about what it was like to be married to Chris Pratt – Pajiba
Chuck E. Cheese is committing a sin against cheap robot entertainment by doing away with literally the best part of a Chuck E. Cheese – Jezebel
Rami Malek is terrified to play Freddie Mercury in that Queen biopic – OMG Blog
Kim Kardashian will co-host Live with Kelly & Ryan at the end of the month. But wait, isn’t it counterproductive for a morning show to put its viewers to sleep? – Just Jared
Decaying haunted house decoration Steve Bannon is the latest to get canned from the White House – Boy Culture
Blac Chyna is selling manufactured replicas of herself. Kylie Jenner probably won’t buy one, since she already owns the most realistic manufactured Blac Chyna replica (aka herself) – IDLYITW
James Corden and Lin-Manuel Miranda did a Crosswalk the Musical adaptation of Hair, but you’ll have to use your imagination if you were hoping to see them naked – SOW
“No thank you, we’re not interested” said all of Justin Bieber’s exes in response to this song – Popsugar
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That’s smart of Jesse Williams to Instagram a picture of himself at work on Grey’s Anatomy. It’s a convenient way to remind people that he does do other things with his time besides publicly feuding with his estranged wife.
Earlier this week, Aryn Drake-Lee cranked her divorce battle with Jesse Williams up to 11 by demanding a judge give her sole custody of their two children, and accusing Jesse of all kinds of alleged bad daddy behavior. Like accusing Jesse of having a “revolving door” of women and scarring their kids with his rage issues. Jesse not-so-subtly swatted back at Aryn on Twitter with a quote about “desperate times.” Jesse’s publicist must have recognized that tweet from their 101 Ways To Not Handle Bad Press, because a much less petty statement was written and released yesterday by his rep regarding the situation.
“These are matters for the court to decide. Jesse has been working tirelessly to maintain his bond with their children and it is important to note that the dramatizations made in Aryn’s declaration are a one-sided account made with a specific goal in mind. The judge is fully informed on both sides of the story and will be making the final decision.”
That statement is so very dramatic. Not only does Jesse pull a “Well we’ll see what the judge has to say about this!“, but he also gets in some subtle digs at his estranged wife. And it ends with a total cliffhanger! That statement reads like a soap opera monologue recited by character gazing out a window while clutching a glass of brandy. Honestly, Shonda Rhimes shouldn’t worry about who is going to run her shows when she leaves ABC for Netflix. Put Jesse Williams in charge, he’s obviously well-versed in drama.
There’s very few things that could make me appreciate the wig-patting simper of Jimmy Fallon. This isn’t one of those things. Fortunately, Seth Meyers passes muster, and he offset his former co-worker’s presence last night on Saturday Night Live Weekend Update Thursday.
There’s a lot to like about Miley Cyrus‘ video for “Younger Now.” I made a list:
– There’s a puppet.
– She hangs out with what looks like an elderly, gender-fluid biker gang.
– She’s not naked on a wrecking ball.
– No one’s twerking.
– Her backup dancers are all of a certain age.
– The fact that no one’s twerking should be mentioned again.
– The Gravitron!
TMZ says that at long last, retired New York Yankee Derek Jeter and his model wife Hannah Davis are parents. 27-year-old Hannah gave birth to 43-year-old Derek Jeter’s first kid yesterday, a little girl named Bella Raine Jeter.
Maybe that explains why Katy Perry had to postpone a whole bunch of shows on her Witness Tour; she just needs extra time to mentally prepare the stunt of the year! On August 27th, Katy Perry will host the MTV Video Music Awards in Los Angeles. According to The Daily Star UK – so yeah, you’re right to be reaching for a grain of salt – Taylor Swift might grace Katy’s stage with her presence at the MTV VMA’s.