Night Crumbs

/ August 23, 2019

While wearing Liberace’s favorite casual daytime loungin’ ensemble, Rod Stewart posed with the four blondes who helped make his child army of 7. And while they all look pretty happy, that statue to the left is looking a little nervous and probably because if fertile ass Rod gets any closer, that statue will be the fifth mother of his children – Just Jared

Either Entertainment Tonight’s social media is being ran by the ghost of Miss Cleo or the PR teams of Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello are going to take a break from choreographing their next organic PDA pap stroll to yell at ET’s incompetent asses – Lainey Gossip 

The Breaking Bad movie is already done – Pajiba

Okay, where does the line form to donate my pancreas to Ruth Bader Ginsburg? – Towleroad

I see that Saint Missy Elliott knew that the internet was hungry for another wig-snatching moment to use as a GIF over and over again, and gave us one! – OMG Blog

Kate Moss is living it up as always – Drunken Stepfather

“Bitch, don’t admit that you think Lena Dunham’s apartment is cute” – me to myself on a loop – Celebitchy

Leighton Meester is serving grandma’s dresser drawer liners glamour – Popoholic

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Lara Spencer Laughed At Prince George’s Ballet Lessons, And People Aren’t Having It

/ August 23, 2019

For a moment during yesterday’s broadcast of Good Morning America, Lara Spencer made sure the rest of her week was anything but good by laughing while reporting about Prince George taking ballet lessons. Something tells me Lara Spencer wasn’t laughing so hard when she was pulled into the Good Morning America producers office and told her to call up Megyn Kelly and ask her how well outdated beliefs go over in 2019.

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John Travolta And Fred Durst Clowned Around At The Premiere Of “The Fanatic”

/ August 23, 2019

My friend once made the most marvelous find at a used book store. It was a tome called The Big Book of Illustrated Clowns and I was immediately reminded of it looking at the red carpet event for the premiere of John Travolta and Fred Durst’s movie, The Fanatic, which I wrote about yesterday. Even though it looked like there were maybe a maximum of 20 people in attendance, there was so much clownery afoot, you might be fooled into thinking it was a bigger event. Kind of like if the red carpet was a clown car. My eyes told me one thing, but they kept spilling out of the carpet’s nap, honking and spraying seltzer, and making an absolute scene. And my, what variety!

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Little Debbie Ranked Their Own Snack Cakes And People Had Opinions

/ August 23, 2019

I hope one day people of The Internet, including US, will realize that marketing people and interns do things like this specifically to get us talking about them and that our constant complaints and offering of unwanted opinions is really only giving these people who infuriate us exactly what they want: Attention. And Little Debbie sure got it  when that little ginger brat decided to tell us what her best snacks were. Like, excuse you, we’ll be the judges of that. And we were.

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Open Post: Hosted By Christina Hendricks’ Revelation That Her Hand Is On The Poster For “American Beauty”

/ August 23, 2019

Remember when people found out that Kevin Coster played a corpse in The Big Chill but was cut from the final edit and then all of a sudden everybody worked that “did you know…?” tidbit into every subsequent conversation having to do with The Big Chill or Kevin Coster’s career? Well, it’s about to happen again. Did you know that the hand holding the rose in the American Beauty poster belongs to Christina Hendricks? You know, Joan from Mad Men? Isn’t that crazy?

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Aretha Franklin Had $1 Million In Uncashed Checks When She Died

/ August 23, 2019

When Aretha Franklin shuffled off this mortal coil one year ago, she reportedly left behind much more than music and memories of legendary shady moments. Aretha reportedly left behind several handwritten wills and unpaid tax bills, and now we’re learning that tucked under that giant pile of financial drama was multiple uncashed checks totaling almost a million dollars.

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