Open Post: Hosted By Keanu Reeves Leaving His New Catchphrase On A Fan’s Lawn

/ July 20, 2019

Keanu Reeves seems like the nicest man in Hollywood. And you never read about him doing anything stupid except sitting sadly on benches which is stupid of him because he’s so beloved. Keanu’s new catchphrase, as a result of an amusing moment at a video game industry tradeshow appearance, is now “YOU’RE BREATHTAKING!” This plays into the following.

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Miranda Lambert’s Husband Brendan Mcloughlin Has Taken A Leave Of Absence From The NYPD

/ July 20, 2019

People are going to accuse Brendan McLoughlin of letting himself become a lazy, pampered trophy husband to country superstar wife Miranda Lambert because he’s taken leave from his job at the NYPD. Pampered? No sir! He does laundry. And has to maintain those abs so Miranda’s aggressive vagine doesn’t get restless. That’s work! Plus, it’s way less dangerous than being a cop unless he somehow mixes the bleach wrong and creates chlorine gas and asphyxiates himself.

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“Game of Thrones” Cast Members Addressed Fan Backlash Over The Final Season

/ July 20, 2019

Game of Thrones is over. That is, it’s over until the upcoming prequel series renders the offices of non-watchers completely annoying on Monday mornings once again. But the series ending doesn’t mean that the subset of GoT fans who despised the final season so much that they created a damn petition to have it redone have ceased frothing at the collective mouth. Some of the cast appeared at the GoT panel at fanperson mecca San Diego Comic-Con and addressed the backlash.

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Free A$AP Rocky: Trump Claims He’s On It After Talking To Kanye West

/ July 20, 2019

There’s been further developments in the “Free A$AP Rocky from Sweden” saga. Kanye West used HIS PERSONAL HOTLINE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE (!!!) to get Trump in on getting A$AP Rocky out of a Swedish jail, where he’s been held for weeks without being charged with a crime. In a related matter, rapper/producer G-Eazy tweeted about his feeling that his own experience with Swedish law enforcement differed greatly from A$AP’s due to the varying amounts of melanin in their skin.

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Birthday Sluts

/ July 20, 2019
Sandra Oh (48)
Ben Simmons (23)
Scout Willis (28)
Jaclyn Hill (29)
Brooke Candy (30)
Julianne Hough (31)
John Frances Daley (33)
Gisele Bundchen (39)
Elliot Yamin (41)
Erica Hill (43)
Judy Greer (44)
Simon Rex (45)
Omar Epps (46)

Pic: Wenn.com

Vitamin C (47)
Josh Holloway (50)
Terri Irwin (55)
Donna Dixon (62)
Dwayne Wayans (63)
Carlos Santana (72)
Kim Carnes (74)
Diana Rigg (81)
Sleepy LaBeef (84)
Sally Ann Howes (89)
Chris Cornell (1964-2017)
Billy Mays (1958-2009)
Natalie Wood (1938-1981)
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