If you put your ear to a seashell as Salma Hayek did this hilariously weird photo shoot of her sexily drowning for her Instagram followers, you would’ve probably heard the sound of the ocean as well as the sound of Tyra Banks saying to her, “Drown but make it fashion.” There’s no need to scream for The Hoff to save Salma, though, because I’m sure her magnificent chichis will keep her from a watery grave – Popoholic
Today in: Wait, Serena Williams Is Friends With HER?! – Lainey Gossip
Okay, but the RuPaul’s Drag Race UK cast is incomplete without the ultimate drag queen of England that is Katie Price! – Pajiba
Jared Leto used #HotGirlSummer as another reason to throw his hairless muscled-up dolphin torso at you – Towleroad
Because Taylor Swift’s fans really, really want to know everything about her life, one of Taylor Swift’s fans recently discovered the personal Facebook account belonging to her father, Scott Swift. It was cute enough at first. The fan took a screen grab of a very corny dad joke Scott made on Facebook, and posted it to their Tumblr account. It caught Taylor’s attention, and plenty of laughs were had.
But then some fans went digging – not too deep, considering Scott allegedly had a public profile. It turns out Scott was very active on Facebook, and allegedly really loved himself a right-wing meme. Taylor probably isn’t laughing now, because Scott’s Facebook account has mysteriously disappeared.
We as a nation have seen some iconic lids. But Blossom’s flower-power bucket, LL Cool J’s Kangol, Indiana Jones’ fedora, John Wayne’s Stetson, and Brad Pitt’s unfortunate post-divorce slouchy beanie don’t hold a rhinestone to the glorious bejeweled bow Aretha Franklin wore to Barack Obama’s 2009 inauguration. As you may recall, when Aretha died it was originally thought that her estate would be divided evenly among her four sons. Then Aretha hit us with a curve ball from beyond the grave with three (THREE!) handwritten wills, one of which was found tucked under the couch cushions. This complicated matters and, according to Vulture, Barack himself is now in the mix. He wants that hat and he’ll stop at nothing to get it!
Back in 2009, Disney bought Marvel Entertainment for about $4 billion. However, Marvel Entertainment didn’t own all the Marvel properties that got turned into movies. For example, the X-Men are Marvel properties, but 21st Century Fox owns the X-Men film franchise. Disney also owns Fox, but I’m sure you see my point here. Sony has owned the Spider-Man film franchise since 2002’s Spider-Man. Sony isn’t connected in any way with Disney, which makes this situation potentially very messy. Variety reports that Sony and Disney have been negotiating new financing terms for future Spider-Man movies, but negotiations have stalled. And here’s why the nerd tears started falling.
There are a lot of choices for spiritual guidance: the writings of Jackie Collins, listening to the words of Pope Francis, and of course Heidi Montag‘s newest auto-tuned christian shit song “Glitter and Glory“. I know you probably read that as “Litter and Whory.”
Seriously, though, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt actually do sum up where the universe seems to be getting its moral compass from. So sure, Heidi Montag as a christian singer, fine. Makes sense!
AllHipHop News says that Cardi B has a new arch-nemesis and their name is NYPD. Cardi took aim at the New York Police Department on her social media after they allegedly cancelled an event her friend was throwing to give away school supplies to student. The thing is, the NYPD apparently didn’t even know about this and the Department of Education has clarified that the event has not been cancelled, just postponed. Looks like Cardi jumped the gun on this one! Not that she’s acted out of pocket ever before.