Looking far more lively and engaged than whatever not-so-fresh hell awaits us with the upcoming Friends reunion, four curious penguins from Chicago’s Shedd Aquarium paid a visit to The Friends Experience, an interactive deep-dive into nostalgia in Chicago, created by Warner Brothers and Superfly X. And because we all have a nasty and persistent habit of romanticizing whatever is done and gone even if it sucked (don’t @ me; I admit it had its moments), we are stuck until the end of time with backward-glancing ventures like these. Bitterness aside, let’s just take this opportunity to “aww” at the adorable penguins waddling and hopping around the original props from the sets.

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As Coronavirus puts on its cowboy hat and chaps and gets ready to do the two-step up into mouth and nose holes (to the tune of Achy Breaky Lungs) when Texas completely reopens on March 10, California has announced that its easing up on its COVID-19 restrictions. The Los Angeles Times says that thanks to CA Governor Gavin Newsom’s newly updated four-tier “Blueprint For A Safter Economy” safety plan, stadiums, outdoor ball-playing places, and theme parks can reopen on April 1 as long as the county they’re in is in the red tier for coronavirus cases. But they’ll only be able to operate at a limited capacity and everyone has to wear a mask. You still won’t see me at Disneyland anytime soon, but with that being said, I can’t wait to see the cell phone videos of Goofy and Daisy Duck holding back Donald Duck as he tries to fight a stupid trick who refuses to wear a mask.

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57-year-old serial husband, part-time actor, collector of freaky museum shit nobody needs, and proud owner of a pimped-out tomb that’s going to host his weddings in the afterlife, Nicolas Cage made another totally solid relationship decision and realized he was missing the peace, bliss, and security of married life. Naturally, he fetched his still-warm, get-hitched duds and proposed to girlfriend of one year, 26-year-old Riko Shibata, via FaceTime for a fresh, modern spin on a much-abused question. Then on February 16, the lovebirds’ swirly rays of Spring-Autumn passion lit up the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas and they made it official.

This is Nic’s fifth round of “I do, at least until I don’t anymore” and Riko’s first, heady hit of gleaming, forever-and-ever metal on her ring finger. Call me cynical, but something tells me it won’t be her last.

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Sampson, the service dog who wears PPE better than any ho in the land!

Show me someone who you think looks better in PPE drag than Sampson and I’ll show you nothing but filthy lies! Because Sampson is so good at working head-to-paw PPE that any virus or chemical will stop in its tracks to say, “Damn, now that IS the look!”

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Edie Falco’s hair better prepare for scrunchie overload because she will play Hillary Clinton in Ryan Murphy’s Impeachment: American Crime Story, opposite Clive Owen’s Bill Clinton (a fact that still makes my brain burp up nothing but question marks), Sarah Paulson’s Linda Tripp and Beanie Feldstein’s Monica Lewinsky. Shit has come full circle because Carmela Soprano once called Hillary Clinton a “role model.” So I, for one, can’t wait for the scene where Edie as Hillary watches Edie as Carmela call her a role model – Just Jared

If you want your death certificate to read, “death by exposure to massive amounts of insufferableness,” then I’ve got the show for you! Ellen DeGeneres is executive producing a show called Family Game Fight hosted by Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard – Celebitchy

“Listen, just so we’re clear when you get out of there, I’m still the head bitch of this house and all of the attention will still go to me, you hear me?!” is what this cat is telepathically communicating to the baby in his human’s womb – OMG Blog

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