A fashion designer, who Duchess Kate wears a lot of (or should I say, “used to wear a lot of”), thinks that Duchess Meghan’s Givenchy wedding dress is a cheap copy of one of her designs. Bitch, please, Meghan’s dress was so bland, simple, and boring that I wouldn’t be reaching if I said that it was a direct copy of the bedsheet I sleep under every night. And yes, I just realized I read myself by saying that I have bland and boring taste in bedsheets – Lainey Gossip
Okay, I was with Olivia Munn until she said that Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback to ever play the game. I don’t know football from baseball and even I know that’s a bona fide lie – Celebitchy
I scrolled down this ranking of all 45,000 of the Survivor seasons just to make sure that the first season was #1, because Sue Hawk didn’t give her Shakespearean “snakes and rats” monologue for nothing! – Reality Tea
The powers-that-be of Time’s Up are probably going to ask George Takei’s accuser for their pin back – Towleroad
I’m really disappointed in Bella Thorne for not braiding her armpit hair or decorating it with glitter beads. What kind of raver is she? – Drunken Stepfather
Can we just get to the part in the script where they get back together and shut up already? – Just Jared
What in losing Project Runway resort challenge HELL is Emily RideAJetSki wearing? – Popoholic
If you were to tell me that Nicki Minaj and Eminem were reportedly dating, I’d ask you what random rap name relationship generator you used to come up with that combination. But according to Nicki Minaj, who is probably trolling, she’s dating Eminem.
The Queen Mother of the Beyhive (and Costco’s biggest fan), Tina Knowles, is frolicking through Paris, and she decided to take granddaughter Blue Ivy Carter along for the ride. While most people would take their grandkids to kid-friendly places in Europe like Euro Disney or a brie factory, Memaw Tina decided to introduce Blue Ivy to the finer things in life, like House of Dereon couture and the French theater. Only, Tina wanted to share their adventure with the whole world, and Blue Ivy was there to remind her memaw ass the French have a word for Instagramming in the theater and it’s “déclassé!”
Billboard notes how in the video Ms. Tina says with awe, “I’m in Paris, France and I’m at the most beautiful theater I’ve ever seen in my life. The Walking Ballet is so cool.” Tina goes on about how it’s the most gorgeous architecture she’s ever seen, but someone who wasn’t there for her social media edition of Architectural Digest was baby Blue. You suddenly hear a voice go, “You’re not supposed to take videos grandma. You’re not supposed to!” Blue’s probably just unimpressed because that theater is boring and looks just like the bathroom in her pool house at the Bey estate, but Miss Tina doesn’t care: she keeps up with her commentary because snitches get stitches!
I, and presumably most people with a set of eyes, have always figured Kelly Preston has been recovering from acting ever since was robbed of an Oscar for her portrayal of a Nevada flight attendant opposite pre-GOOP Gwyneth Paltrow in View From The Top. Instead, she’s mainly just content being a mom and sitting on her throne at the Scientology bathhouse while husband John Travolta belts out show tunes and gets massages (many, many massages). Seems like the textbook definition of a happy, denial-filled marriage to me! But a new report now claims Kelly is Xenu Don Corleone in the Travolta household, and John’s too afraid to cross her, so that’s why he’s still in the church! Continue reading
Pete Davidson Responds To Those Suggesting Mental Illness Will Make Him A Bad Boyfriend To Ariana Grande
Living FairyTail Ariana Grande and SNL’s Pete Davidson are reportedly dating each other at the moment. They’re possibly in deep enough to the point of getting matching tattoos. That might raise some eyebrows by, let’s say, those who look at Ariana and Pete and think they could pass for sister and brother (raises hand). But it sounds like many people haven’t been feeling Ariana dating Pete because of his mental health history. Pete has slapped back at those who think any diagnosis should prevent him from dating.
In a move that everyone but a recently-conceived fetus saw coming, it’s been officially officially confirmed that Daniel Craig is returning to play James Bond for the fifth time in the next Bond movie. Daniel Craig sort of confirmed the news himself last August after hinting at it for months. Stay strong, Tom Hiddleston, I’m sure there’s only a couple more official confirmations to go.