Birthday Sluts

/ August 3, 2021
Tony Bennett (95)
Landry Bender (21)
Karlie Kloss (29)
Jourdan Dunn (31)
Charlotte Casiraghi (35)
Max Landis (36)
Ryan Lochte (37)
Mamie Gummer (38)
Hannah Simone (41)
Evangeline Lilly (42)
Tom Brady (44)
Michael Ealy (48)
Stephen Graham (48)
Melissa Ponzio (49)

Pic: Columbia Records

Spinderella (50)
James Hetfield (58)
Mike Holmes (58)
Isaiah Washington (58)
Lisa Ann Walter (58)
Antwone Fisher (62)
John C. McGinley (62)
Jay North (70)
John Landis (71)
Martha Stewart (80)
Martin Sheen (81)
Anne Klein (1923-1974)
Dolores del Rio (1904-1983)
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Night Crumbs

/ August 2, 2021

Wholesome Content Alert! Olympic gold medalist diver and knitting influencer, Tom Daley, has been knitting while watching events at the Tokyo Olympics. He’s the Joan Crawford of British divers! And if Tom’s young ass heard someone call him that, he’d probably text his husband Dustin Lance Black with: “Honey, you’re old, who’s Joan Crawford?!”NPR

Princess Charlene has been away from her husband Prince Albert and their children since at least May and she’s planning to stay in South Africa until October because she’s got medical issues to deal with. That’s probably best because she doesn’t want to have to deal with medical issues AND extreme nausea from being around Prince Pierced Peen – Celebitchy

See, you can’t run for President, because if you won, Hollywood would collapse from losing its box office king,” is what we should all tell The Rock since Jungle Cruise became his latest movie to open at #1 – Pajiba

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Princess Eugenie’s Husband Was Papped On A Boat With Three Women And It’s Caused Some Drama

/ August 2, 2021

Princess Eugenie, 11th in line to the throne, has been married to Jack Brooksbank for nearly three years, and they share a son, August Philip Hawke Brooksbank, who was born six months ago. We all know who Princess Eugenie is (daughter of Prince Andrew and Fergie, royal cousin of future king Prince William and all that, and one-time resident of Frogmore Cottage). Jack Brooksbank is a brand ambassador for Casamigos Tequila who was once described by his own grandmother as “Not the most intelligent.” Granny might have been telling the full truth when she said that because Jack just got caught by photographers doing something that might have been very dumb.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Trailer For “Venom: Let There Be Carnage”

/ August 2, 2021

Really what I’ve wanted to do since the first Venom movie came out in 2018 was go into a cryogenic sleep until today, the day the first trailer for Venom 2 came out. Sadly that proved impossible. And as a result, look at all the shit I had to sit through waiting for Tom Hardy’s fine ass to star in a movie where he’s not weighed down with 200 pounds of prosthetics or Leonardo Di Caprio. But my day of sexual reawakening has finally come!

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Hockey Player Evander Kane’s Pregnant Wife Has Accused Him Of Tanking Games For Gambling Money

/ August 2, 2021

Sports! Sports! Sports! Oh, you say you don’t care? Um, let’s try: Drama! Drama! Drama! San Jose Sharks (apparently it’s a hockey team) sports player Evander Kane is in big shit after his wife, Anna Kane, took to Instagram to accuse him of abandoning her, their toddler, and their unborn child to party it up in Europe with his ex-girlfriend. Meanwhile, the bank is taking the house Anna currently lives in because Evander is a gambling addict… who Anna says allegedly bet on his own NHL games and then threw them to make money. Tiger Woods better watch his ass, there might be a new contender for Shittiest Sports Husband!

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Paramount Has Pulled The Release Of “Clifford The Big Red Dog” Over Fears About The Delta Variant

/ August 2, 2021

This is terrible news for both fans of big, red dogs and commitment to a schedule. Paramount’s big-screen adaptation of your elementary school library’s most fought-over book (at least at my school things got rough), Clifford the Big Red Dog, was set to hit theaters on September 17, 2021, after premiering at the Toronto International Film Festival. I’m sure plenty of people were planning on showing up opening night, just to see if the film finally answers the question: How do they scoop that big red dog’s giant poops? But those people will have to wait. Paramount has pulled Clifford the Big Red Dog off their release schedule, and it’s all because the Delta variant might mess up their box office plans. Oh, it’s because of the virus, and not because Clifford looks like a big red mess? Ok then!

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