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The Road House remake that nobody wants or needs is actually happening. And at UFC 285 in Las Vegas over the weekend, the remake’s star Jake Gyllenhaal brought out his nipples, cum gutters, and his sex lines (aka V muscle) to shoot scenes for the movie as his character Dalton. In the remake, Dalton is a former UFC fighter who takes a job as a bouncer at a roadhouse in the Florida Keys, so the scenes shot over the weekend were probably for flashbacks. And during the scenes, Jake as Dalton yells at his UFC opponent during the weigh-in. Oh, Jake, if you’re going to yell at someone, you need to yell at whoever told you that doing this Road House remake was a good idea. While you’re at it, yell at whoever told you to do Prince of Persia, too – Pajiba
Well, it looks like 43-year-old Matthew Lawrence and 52-year-old Chilli from TLC are still in the coochmatization/dickmatization phase of their new love because he says they’re already talking about making babies together – Celebitchy
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Have Officially Been Invited To King Charles’ Coronation
People reports that, over the weekend, a spokesperson for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle told The Sunday Times, “The Duke has recently received an email correspondence from his Majesty’s office regarding the coronation.” Translation: after weeks of hemming and hawing, King Charles finally asked Harry and Meghan to come to his crowning ceremony in May. Via email. I’ll bet the couple’s invite was a “P.S.” at the bottom of their recent eviction notice. The other esteemed guests probably received solid gold invitations personally delivered by one of those silent, fuzzy-hat guards riding a horse and carriage.
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Isaiah Washington Announced His Early Retirement From Acting On Twitter… Unless
Grey’s Anatomy’s former chief resident homophobe, 59-year-old “Frederick Douglass Conservative” Isaiah Washington, recently announced his “early retirement from the entertainment industry” on “Twatter,” with the same energy of a former Disney child actor who’s been temporarily shaded off Twitter by their pop-star ex’s new piece. Only in Isaiah’s case, it’s “the haters, provocateurs and the Useful Idiots,” who have driven him to this extreme, which presumably includes the star of The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature, Isaiah’s former Grey’s castmate Katherine Heigl.
Open Post: Hosted By Jamie Lee Curtis Skipping The Oscar Nominee Dinner Because “Mommy Goes to Bed Early”
Jamie Lee Curtis doesn’t give a fuck. See: the time she shit on every movie that wasn’t Everything Everywhere All At Once, her helpful reminder that Lea Michele doesn’t have a Tony, her 2019 beef with The Figi Water Girl, and the seven years she spent shilling yogurt that makes you shit. Last night, the Hollywood Reporter (via Insider) interviewed Jamie at the Independent Spirit Awards, and the actress dropped some piping hot Oscar tea: there’s a very exclusive nominee dinner this Thursday, it starts at 7:30 PM, and she’s not going. Why? Cuz “mommy goes to bed early.” And yes, JLC is mommy.
About That Latest “Vanderpump Rules” Cheating Scandal…
On Friday morning, all of hell broke loose in the Bravo universe when TMZ reported that Vanderpump Rules’ Ariana Madix and Tom Sandoval have split after Tom allegedly had an ongoing affair with their co-star Raquel Leviss. Since then, new details of the cheating scandal, now known as “Scandoval,” are surfacing each day, prompting an overwhelming amount of VR fans to rally together in support of Ariana with the hashtag #TeamAriana. When fans are not hashtagging the name of Ariana support, they’re probably screaming, “I NEED ANDY AND A CAMERA!”
Emma Heming Willis Told The Paparazzi To Stop Distracting Bruce Willis In Public From Now On As He Struggles With Dementia
It was very unfortunate news when the announcement was made that 68-year-old Bruce Willis would be stepping back from the movie biz after his weighty diagnosis of aphasia this time last year. And worse, his family just shared last month that what was at first thought only to be aphasia had progressed and was actually part of an even tougher diagnosis: frontotemporal dementia (FTD). The paps have now been following Bruce, and his wife, Emma Heming Willis, wants the paparazzi to know that their tactics like yelling at and trying to get a public reaction out of him are making their life more difficult, so she’s asking for them to stop.