Birthday Sluts

/ July 19, 2019
Brian May (72)
Rosie Jones (29)
Steven Anthony Lawrence (29)
Shane Dawson (31)
Kaitlin Doubleday (35)
Trai Byers (36)
Ryan Dorsey (36)
Jared Padalecki (37)
Michelle Heaton (40)
Benedict Cumberbatch (43)
Vinessa Shaw (43)

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Saïd Taghmaoui (46)
Bodhi Elfman (50)
Chris Kratt (50)
Clea Lewis (54)
Anthony Edwards (57)
Lisa Lampanelli (58)
Campbell Scott (58)
Atom Egoyan (59)
Abel Ferrara (68)
Vikki Carr (78)
Helen Gallagher (93)
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If You’re A Freak Ass Furry Who Loves To Drop Acid, The “Cats” Movie Is For You!

/ July 18, 2019

After we were promised that the Cats movie was going to be every layer of insane, and after everyone prepared to throw their pussies against the screen from getting teased with Idris Elba shaking his shit as the mysterious criminal pussy overlord Macavity, the trailer finally hit our eyeballs and souls, and you better grab a gallon jug of holy water and hide the cat nip before pressing play. Because it is a night terror for all your senses. It does not disappoint.

They honestly should’ve waited until August 26 to release this trailer, because that’s International Dog Day, and this hacked-up musical hairball is a gift to canines everywhere. They’re all going to howl with happiness into the air over how Hollywood did catmanity. If this doesn’t cause all cats to finally rise up against us evil humans, I don’t know what will.

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Night Crumbs

/ July 18, 2019

Fox is doing a Peach Pit pop-up in L.A. to promote BH90210, and if I’m going to wait forever to get into the Peach Pit pop-up, I at least want to be promised that Brenda Walsh will be there lip-synching It’s My Party as Laverne. Who am I fooling? I’ll go to that shit anyway – SOW

Steph Curry defended his wife Ayesha Curry against everyone making fun of her doing the milly rock, and that’s great, but will he defend her for wearing Annabelle the Doll’s weekend lounging dress? – Lainey Gossip 

If at the start of the newest trailer for the visual Ambien shit titled Ad Astra you asked yourself, “So Brad Pitt plays an astronaut who does ASMR as a side gig?“, you and I share a brain – Pajiba

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Here’s The Teaser Trailer For “Top Gun: Maverick” For Those With A Need For Speed

/ July 18, 2019

Even though it’s not going to be released for another year, a teaser trailer for Top Gun 2: Bottoms Up has landed. If I didn’t know any better I’d say they just cobbled together scenes from the original movie and slapped that old age filter over Tom Cruise’s face, because there is absolutely nothing new to see here. But the fleeting glance of Jon Hamm STRIDING WITH PURPOSE tells me they actually filmed some new scenes. But the rest is all been there, done that, got the soundtrack to prove it (seriously, it’s one of the best motion picture soundtracks of the 80s). Shirtless beach volleyball scene: Check. Tommy racing the wind on his motorcycle: Check. Drunken group singing: Check. Pointless insubordination: Check, check, and check.

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Bradley Cooper And Irina Shayk Will Share Their Daughter Without A Custody Agreement

/ July 18, 2019

Based solely on that picture of Bradley Cooper looking like the definition of unpleasant at Wimbledon three years ago, I would assume that Bradley Cooper maybe isn’t the most easy going guy when he splits up with someone. I’m sure Jennifer Esposito is nodding in agreement somewhere. But while Bradley may seem – at least to me – like someone who would dramatically hiss at Irina Shayk, “MY daughter will see you every third Sunday,” it’s probably not like that. According to TMZ, Bradley and Irina are playing super-nice when it comes to their 2-year-old daughter.

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The “Game Of Thrones” Showrunners Suddenly Dropped Out Of A Comic-Con Panel

/ July 18, 2019

Showrunners run, that’s what they’re supposed to do. And David Benioff and Dan Weiss of Game Of Thrones infamy are doing just that; running away as fast as they can. D&D were scheduled to appear on a panel at Comic-Con tomorrow, but HBO just released the final lineup and their names are missing. These two gingerbread men are not trying to get caught out here with their smallclothes down around their ankles in front of a mob of angry nerds. Not today, R’hllor!

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