Category: Katy Perry

Katy Perry Posted A Voting Booth Selfie That Showed Her Vote For Mayor Of Los Angeles

November 8, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s a reason they give you those cute little “I Voted” stickers at the polls, and it’s so you can show the world that you are an informed, responsible, civic-minded individual who has participated in the sacred act of democratic agency upon which our country was built (citation needed), without letting them know that you just copied your husband’s ballot at the 11th hour because you’re a lazy dum-dum who couldn’t get their shit together in time. Now, I don’t know if Katy Perry’s husband Orlando Bloom is the lazy dum-dum in their family or if Katy’s just an ambitious dum-dum. Because Katy got out and voted, but instead of posting a cute ‘lil selfie with her sticker, she took a selfie inside the voting booth that managed to show her entire ass, including who she voted for.

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Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry’s Onstage Eye “Glitching”

October 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Back at the Super Bowl in 2015, Katy Perry bestowed the lovably incompetent “Left Shark” upon us, and now during a recent performance at her Las Vegas residency, she gave us the unsettling “Right Eye.” Since a video was posted to TikTok on Sunday showing Katy struggling to keep her right eye open, it’s gone viral and sparked intrigue and concern for what may have caused her to “glitch.”

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Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry’s Terrified Expression At The Idea Of Dating Pete Davidson While Playing MASH

August 5, 2022 / Posted by:

TikTok is still the #1 time killer for bored folks all over the world. And sometimes there are games to break up the boredom, like the classic game MASH. You remember that game, right? The one where we would dream big (and erroneously) about who we would marry and what fancy home we’d live in. Look at us now! Unmarried and living in squalor. But anyway, Katy Perry decided to play the TikTok version of MASH and although it started well things took a turn for the unacceptable when it was revealed that her potential lover would be none other than Pete Davidson. And Shady Katy did little to hide her reaction.

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Open Post: Hosted By Katy Perry Falling Out Of Her Chair While Dressed Like The Little Mermaid On “American Idol”

May 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Honestly, the last winner of American Idol that I remember was all of us when they originally canceled this mess back in 2016. But American Idol came back in 2018 with a new judging line-up including Lionel Ritchie, Luke Bryan, and Katy Perry. The show is currently in its 20th season and they’re still pulling stunts. Case in point: On last night’s episode, Katy Perry, who was done up like Ariel from The Little Mermaid, gave her version of Part Of Your World called Part Of The Floor by falling off her chair.

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Katy Perry Wins Appeal In “Dark Horse” Copyright Infringement Lawsuit

March 11, 2022 / Posted by:

In 2019, a jury declared that Katy Perry’s 2013 song, which was produced by the now-canceled Lukasz “Dr. Luke” Gottwald, sounded a bit too similar to a 2008 Christian Rap song called Joyful Noise by rapper Marcus Gray. The jury ordered Katy to pay Marcus $2.8 million. Katy appealed. That verdict was overturned by a judge a year later. Marcus appealed that appeal and the verdict is once again in! And Katy Perry is once again victorious. Cut to the nuns who were in a legal fight with Katy a few years ago checking their prayer connection to God because they were definitely praying for their nemesis to lose that shit.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Giant Talking Toilet From Katy Perry’s Las Vegas Show

December 22, 2021 / Posted by:

And I don’t think that toilet is a tribute to her ex-husband Russell Brand. Since it’s orange, maybe it’s a tribute to Trump? Whatever the case may be, Katy Perry’s Las Vegas residency Play will co-star a gigantic talking toilet. Don’t worry, the toilet hasn’t actually come to life, it’s just a prop. But the diarrhea that some drunk Las Vegas tourist will leave in it by accident will be 100% real.

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