Category: Katy Perry

Katy Perry Talks About Her And Orlando Bloom’s Sobriety Pact

June 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Back in March, Katy Perry revealed that she and fiancé Orlando Bloom had embarked on a three-month-long sobriety pact. Now, 38-year-old Katy tells People the pact is over. She says she’s “not really drinking” on weeknights but will“indulge a little bit” on the weekend. She also explains her reasoning for the pact; the couple wanted to “reset after President’s Day” (the biggest booze holiday of them all). Or perhaps it had something to do with her launching a new flavor for her non-alcoholic apéritifs brand, De Soi? Maybe? Just a hunch? Continue reading


All Of The Judges From “American Idol” Are Reportedly Boycotting “The View” After Whoopi Goldberg’s Comments

June 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Here’s something like rain on your wedding day (aka “ironic” for those slow to catch on). After Whoopi Goldberg said the current state of our overly judgmental society began with American Idol, the current roster of judges, Lionel Richie, Luke Bryan, and Katy Perry, started barking against that narrative. However, as we all know, a hit dog will holler. And although there may be some truth to what Whoopi said, the three AI judges are boycotting both Whoopi and The View in a sign of solidarity.

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Katy Perry Allegedly Wants To Quit “American Idol” Because This Season’s Editing Made Her Look Like The “Nasty Judge”

May 24, 2023 / Posted by:

I’d argue that the American Idol producers were already doing their worst when they aired that despicable, dehydrated scarecrow Kellyanne Conway accompanying her daughter Claudia to audition for the show a few seasons ago. But, longtime judge Katy Perry has allegedly reached her breaking point with the show after receiving increased backlash this season for her sometimes rude comments and coaching style that producers have dared not to edit out. And now, after six years as a judge, she might call it quits because she’s tired of producers “throwing her under the bus.

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King Charles III’s Big Day Featured Crowns, Joanna Lumley, And A Yawning Prince Louis

May 6, 2023 / Posted by:

If you’re a Brit, then I’m sure your vocal cords are sore (and not in a sexy way) from loudly chanting that oath of allegiance to King Charles III on his Coronation Day. Or your vocal cords are sore from loudly snoring while sleeping through King Chuck’s Corny because you don’t give one shit about it. Whatever the case, King Charles and Queen Camilla’s bloomers filled with panty pudding royale today as they were crowned during the scaled-back three-day Coronation event that is costing British taxpayers ONLY $125 million. King Charles and Queen Camilla’s crowning ceremony happened at Westminster Abbey today and featured a spotlight-stealing cameo from little Prince Louis and a quick appearance by Prince Harry, whose ass is already on a plane back to California for his son Prince Archie’s fourth birthday.

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Sarah Ferguson Won’t Be At The Coronation But She Will Attend The Concert The Next Day

April 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that King Charles has scrounged up a beautiful roster of reality show judges, like Katy Perry and Lionel Richie, to perform at his coronation after-party concert, it’s being reported that redheaded royal rebel Sarah Ferguson, AKA Original Fergie, has been invited for the concert after being snubbed for the coronation. But she explained why she wasn’t upset over not being invited to King Charles’ senior prom extravaganza.

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Katy Perry And Lionel Richie Are Both Performing At King Charles’ Coronation

April 17, 2023 / Posted by:

We’re only a few weeks away from the day King Charles receives his sash and flowers at his coronation, finally becoming the HBIC in the UK. And as an extra added bonus, his ride-or-die wife Camilla will also be in attendance for a crown of her own after Charles upgraded her to Queen status. To say this is one of the most “meh” moments in history would be an understatement, and many artists like Ed Sheeran and Adele have found other things to do with their time so as to not be attached to any of this madness. But Katy Perry and Lionel Richie either didn’t get the memo, or they just don’t care because they’ve both agreed to curtsy and kowtow before Chuck as a few of his musical guests for the big day next month. And yes, I guess Chuck had to import some of the entertainment for his big day.

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