Category: Katy Perry
Katy Perry Allegedly Wants To Quit “American Idol” Because This Season’s Editing Made Her Look Like The “Nasty Judge”
I’d argue that the American Idol producers were already doing their worst when they aired that despicable, dehydrated scarecrow Kellyanne Conway accompanying her daughter Claudia to audition for the show a few seasons ago. But, longtime judge Katy Perry has allegedly reached her breaking point with the show after receiving increased backlash this season for her sometimes rude comments and coaching style that producers have dared not to edit out. And now, after six years as a judge, she might call it quits because she’s tired of producers “throwing her under the bus.”
King Charles III’s Big Day Featured Crowns, Joanna Lumley, And A Yawning Prince Louis
If you’re a Brit, then I’m sure your vocal cords are sore (and not in a sexy way) from loudly chanting that oath of allegiance to King Charles III on his Coronation Day. Or your vocal cords are sore from loudly snoring while sleeping through King Chuck’s Corny because you don’t give one shit about it. Whatever the case, King Charles and Queen Camilla’s bloomers filled with panty pudding royale today as they were crowned during the scaled-back three-day Coronation event that is costing British taxpayers ONLY $125 million. King Charles and Queen Camilla’s crowning ceremony happened at Westminster Abbey today and featured a spotlight-stealing cameo from little Prince Louis and a quick appearance by Prince Harry, whose ass is already on a plane back to California for his son Prince Archie’s fourth birthday.
Sarah Ferguson Won’t Be At The Coronation But She Will Attend The Concert The Next Day
Now that King Charles has scrounged up a beautiful roster of reality show judges, like Katy Perry and Lionel Richie, to perform at his coronation after-party concert, it’s being reported that redheaded royal rebel Sarah Ferguson, AKA Original Fergie, has been invited for the concert after being snubbed for the coronation. But she explained why she wasn’t upset over not being invited to King Charles’ senior prom extravaganza.
Katy Perry And Lionel Richie Are Both Performing At King Charles’ Coronation
We’re only a few weeks away from the day King Charles receives his sash and flowers at his coronation, finally becoming the HBIC in the UK. And as an extra added bonus, his ride-or-die wife Camilla will also be in attendance for a crown of her own after Charles upgraded her to Queen status. To say this is one of the most “meh” moments in history would be an understatement, and many artists like Ed Sheeran and Adele have found other things to do with their time so as to not be attached to any of this madness. But Katy Perry and Lionel Richie either didn’t get the memo, or they just don’t care because they’ve both agreed to curtsy and kowtow before Chuck as a few of his musical guests for the big day next month. And yes, I guess Chuck had to import some of the entertainment for his big day.
Open Post: Hosting By Lionel Ritchie Admitting He Can No Longer Go “All Night Long”
One of the most popular songs of the 1980s, Lionel Ritchie‘s ambitious song about partying into the wee hours of the morning All Night Long, officially turns the big 4-0 this year. And though the song is still played at cookouts and wedding receptions, fueling nostalgic drunkenness for all in attendance, Lionel recently made a claim about a different all-nighter he can no longer perform. As someone who’s in bed by 10:30pm, I would have to say Lionel is not the only one whose dances (or doing anything else) ’til daylight days are done.
Katy Perry Posted A Voting Booth Selfie That Showed Her Vote For Mayor Of Los Angeles
There’s a reason they give you those cute little “I Voted” stickers at the polls, and it’s so you can show the world that you are an informed, responsible, civic-minded individual who has participated in the sacred act of democratic agency upon which our country was built (citation needed), without letting them know that you just copied your husband’s ballot at the 11th hour because you’re a lazy dum-dum who couldn’t get their shit together in time. Now, I don’t know if Katy Perry’s husband Orlando Bloom is the lazy dum-dum in their family or if Katy’s just an ambitious dum-dum. Because Katy got out and voted, but instead of posting a cute ‘lil selfie with her sticker, she took a selfie inside the voting booth that managed to show her entire ass, including who she voted for.