Category: Tom Cruise

Here’s The New Trailer For “Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One”

May 17, 2023 / Posted by:

As summertime blockbuster season attempts to grab folks by the wallets and get them back into the theaters, it’s finally time for aging action superstar Tom Cruise to receive his flowers once again. Last year, he drops kicked ‘Murica into madness with an update of the Top Gun franchise, Top Gun: Maverick. So now it’s time for another round of Tom’s timeless flips, spins, and kicks when Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One drops on July 12. And a whole year after the first trailer arrived, a new one is here that once again shows the union between Tom and a whole lot of CGI.

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Simon Pegg Says He Doesn’t Talk About Scientology With Tom Cruise

May 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Since I’m a fan of Simon Pegg…’s movies (well, the ones directed by Edgar Wright), I’ve done my very best to ignore the fact that he’s friends with Tom Cruise. Unfortunately, it’s Mission: Impossible for Simon to shut the fuck up about his cult leader bestie. Last year, Simon did an interview where he said Tom never accepts responsibility for his mistakes. After the comments went viral, he backtracked and said we all shoulda known he was joking. Over the weekend, Yahoo! reported that, during an interview on BBC Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs, Simon admitted he actively avoids talking to Tom about Scientology, cuz, if he did, “it would be me abusing my privileged access that I get to him.” So… and lemme really try to wrap my head around this one… Simon is saying that if he brings up Scientology to Tom Cruise, a man famous for abusing his power and privilege as its Messiah, that’s the real abuse?

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Tom Cruise Is Rumored To Be Interested In Dating Shakira After They Hung Out Together At A Formula 1 Race

May 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Shakira‘s been on a wild ride for a beat now. Her estranged husband Gerard Piqué put her in a jam–and his lovah, Clara Chia Marti, dipped into Shakira’s favorite jam–while he passed his peen to Clara in his marital home when Shakira was away; and, the Spanish tax man still calleth. And Tom Cruise is, ya know, Tom Cruise. He’s still culty and an allegedly emotionally neglectful deadbeat dad; but hey, he’s still doing many of his own stunts and drawing traffic into the box office. His latest stunt? Allegedly hoping to shoot his shot for an exciting new arrangement relationship with Shakira after they were photographed together at a Formula 1 race this past weekend.

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King Charles Landed Winnie The Pooh (And Tom Cruise) For His Coronation Concert

April 29, 2023 / Posted by:

Move over, Adele. Get the hell out of here, Paddington! Finally, a REAL celebrity has been announced for King Charles III’s star-studded coronation party. He’s been a beloved staple of the movie scene for years and is known for doing his own outrageous stunts: Winnie the Pooh! The chubby, honey-fiending bear will be joining the likes of lesser-knowns such as Tom Cruise and Katy Perry, to commemorate Charles becoming the official owner of all the swans in the UK.

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Suri Cruise Is Already Applying To Colleges, And Tom Cruise Still Plays “No Part” In Her Life

March 22, 2023 / Posted by:

I still remember the moment I first saw her. It was October 2006. I was in my college dorm room, manically refreshing every gossip site in existence to procrastinate writing an essay about some boring-ass poem by Robert Frost (I ended up getting a 60%, cuz the TA said I had “no thesis”). Suddenly, there she was, on the cover of Vanity Fair, with momma Katie Holmes and poppa Tom Cruise. A wee infant with a mop of dark hair and deep blue eyes. This was Suri Cruise, aka Scientology’s baby Jesus. Since her magazine debut in the mid-aughts, Suri has (GASP) grown up. Now she’s 16, going on 17, and, according to The Daily Mail, she’s already applying to colleges. The thesis of this story? We’re old. Continue reading

Saviors Of Cinema Tom Cruise and James Cameron Weren’t At The Oscars

March 14, 2023 / Posted by:

When movie theater attendance took a nose-dive after the availability of streaming and COVID-19 restrictions, Tom Cruise and James Cameron [Kim Kardashian voice] got up off their ass and worked! Tommy and Jimmy became the Captain Save A Hos of cinema by getting people to see movies in theaters with Top Gun: Maverick and Avatar: The Way of Water. Yet when “Hollywood’s Biggest Night,” aka the Oscars, happened on Sunday night, both were no-shows.

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