Last week, it was announced that Friends is leaving Netflix for HBO Max, and that subsequently created a real-life Friends episode called The One Where A Whole Lot Of People Sign Up For An HBO Max Account. But anyone who doesn’t want to beg a friend for their HBO Max password can still get their Friends fix, thanks to a collaboration with Pottery Barn inspired by Rachel’s love of the brand. That’s pretty much the definition of “We don’t need this,” but at least it’s not a Friends-inspired brand collaboration between Smucker’s jam and ground beef.
A few months ago, Pink swore she was going to stop posting pictures of her kids on social media, because she was sick and tired of internet strangers judging her parenting choices and calling her a shitty mother.
Last week, Pink went back on her word and posted a picture of one of her two kids running through a sprinkler (or as she sarcastically described it, unfiltered water with no helmets). Pink must have missed the feeling of all those mommy-judging pitchforks poking her ass, because yesterday she doubled down by posting a picture of her kids running around in a Holocaust memorial. And s the internet has been dragging her for it.
Taylor Swift isn’t having a great summer, and it’s not because her hair stylist mixed up the order of the rainbow when dipping her tips. Taylor is really mad that Scooter Braun bought her former record label Big Machine for $300 million, and subsequently became the owner of 6 albums worth of the masters of her songs. Taylor can’t really sue, so her own line of defense so far has been to not-subtly direct some song lyrics at Scooter and Big Machine’s former owner Scott Borchetta. Kelly Clarkson seems to think she might have a solution that would work, and it involves pettiness and a recording studio.
How nice it must have been for her to be in the presence of royalty. After all, it’s not every day that one meets the indisputable Queen of Music, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. I’m of course kidding, because I’m sure Beyoncé – a noted Duchess of Sussex fan – was also very thrilled to be meeting a royal like Duchess Meghan.
Back in April, Jenelle Evan’s awful husband David Eason bragged on social media about killing the family dog, Nugget, after Nugget allegedly nipped at their 2-year-old daughter Ensley. Jenelle then uploaded a post about how #heartbroken and #distraught she was that David shot the dog. Now according to TMZ, Jenelle claims she told cops that she made the whole dog-killed-by-gun-nut-husband story up for publicity.
If Taylor Swift was a normal person, you might look at this picture and assume it was taken as she was demanding to speak to the manager of an Anthropologie. But Taylor Swift is both famous and passive-aggressive, which means we’re looking at a picture of Taylor’s attempt at directing some lyrical aggression towards her current enemies, Scooter Braun and Big Machine.