I cannot believe that after all these years, my time with Dlisted has come to an end. I don’t know how I’ll cope without talking so much shit every morning. I will have to find a similar release, so please follow me on all my socials to see how that goes!–I’m @Kristianidy on many of them. It’s been wonderful making jokes about people hotter and richer than I am, and I will continue to do so even when not being paid. A big, gigantic thank you to King Daddy Michael K!–if Dlistedweres a Housewives franchise, he would be Andy Cohen (minus all the bullshit). We all would not be here if we weren’t enamored by Michael’s hilarity during the rise of online celebrity gossip! He’s a trendsetter, and we’re all just following along.
And, of course, I want to thank EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU for reading, commenting, emailing, and being a part of this wild, wacky, and wonderful journey. It’s been so absolutely magical and amazing.
I’ll see you all at the next gig! Be blessed and beautiful! <3
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Colleen “Miranda Sings” Ballinger Responded To The Grooming Allegations With A 10-Minute Long Ukulele Performance
If you don’t know Colleen Ballinger, you may recognize her poorly-lipsticked Internet personality, Miranda Sings. If not, bless you; you spend more time in real life than online and you should be awarded for that. Three-ish years ago, a report came out about how another YouTuber, Adam McIntyre, accused Colleen of forming “an inappropriate personal friendship” with the then 13-year-old, which continued until they were 16 and included sending lingerie to the teen “as a joke,” and Adam basically working as her social media intern. Colleen sort of addressed it then, saying she was sorry for letting a child be her free ghost-Tweeter, but now she’s made a whole video about it, and it includes a ukelele so… she’s not beating those allegations, as they say.
A Source Claims Dean McDermott Thinks Tori Spelling Is Using “Their Marital Problems To Stay Relevant”
A couple of weeks ago, Dean McDermott posted an Instagram note claiming that he and Tori Spelling were finally done and separating. But then he yanked the note down, and sources claimed they were still working on their marriage. But then another source popped up to say that Dean is “100% serious” about divorcing Tori. Now, a source has spoken to The Daily Mail about how Dean is a victim of “entitled” Tori and her endless “demands.” Apparently, Dean tried to do everything and anything possible to please 50-year-old Tori, but it was never enough. And after years of using “their marital problems to stay relevant,” Dean is allegedly (as we’ve heard NUMEROUS times before–once from the source himself) finished with his marriage.
Welp, here’s a secret baby reveal that’s been decades in the making. Duane “Dog the Bounty Hunter” Chapman really seems to take the “dog” part of his name very seriously, as the 70-year-old gives Nick Cannon a run for his money in the fatherhood department. And he collected baby mamas by accident; Dog just lived his life and had babies with his multiple wives–Nick wanted to do this. The keyword is “accident.” Case in point: Dog just revealed that he discovered a secret son he has named Jon. We can’t give him much, but at least Nick knows all six of the women with whom he planted his babies.
In an episode of The Language of Love with Dr. Laura Berman called “The Mother of All Fathers,” Nick Cannon–father to twelve with six different women–spoke about how he will be getting a master’s degree in child psychology and Ph.D. in “divinity.” I will applaud Nick for that child psychology degree. If he could pass any class or absorb a shred of knowledge, it would come in handy since he could save money on getting his children therapy to deal with their absent father figure issues and just provide the service himself!
Last year, it was reported that Aqua’s Barbie Girl would not be featured in Greta Gerwig’s Barbie movie, which was wrong but not that surprising. Mattel sued Aqua’s North American label MCA Records, shortly after the song was released in 1997. The case was ultimately dismissed. But last month, we learned that Barbie Girl made it into the movie as a remix featuring Nicki Minaj and Ice Spice. And I’m amazed that these tricks managed to fit two verses and three choruses into a song that is under two minutes long. UNDER TWO MINUTES? Now, to make sure streams reach the millions, songs don’t even last as long as my motherfucking frozen peas in the microwave?