Ever since they broke up about a month ago, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have followed up their always-in-the-media relationship campaign with a mostly-in-the-media break up tour. They’ve been getting back to work, making jokes, covering tattoos, finding new love in animals, changing their numbers, releasing hugely popular songs about exes; it’s kind of been a production. The show ain’t over, folks. Ariana has moved into the next phase of her post-engagement renaissance: a dramatic haircut.
While Rob Kardashian is out here getting bailed out by his mama, Beyoncé herself has bought her activewear brand Ivy Park back from the Arcadia Group Ltd. That shit is now 100% owned by Beyoncé and not a damn person in the world can say anything about it. Especially the Arcadia chairman, Philip Green, who is currently under investigation for sexual and racial harassment. In 2018 if your CEO or someone isn’t being investigated for being racist or sexist, are you even in business?
Justin Bieber is supposedly taking a break from terrorizing ear drums to go on an Eat. Pray. Love. journey of self-discovery. Justin will eat lots of string cheese in his high-chair, Pray while wearing his favorite Hawaiian-print shirt, and Love when his wife Hailey Baldwin takes all his money from him since they don’t have a prenup. No, he trusts that she’s going to love him unconditionally and forever, like all those other Hollywood romances.
The gift that keeps on giving, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian‘s child support fight, is swinging into phase three: bringing in the rest of the koven. After Blac Chyna’s “clapback” yesterday, I guess the Kardashian’s decided to tag in The Big Pimp into the media mess.
When you’re a professional fame whore/mistake child you know how to squeeze all the attention you can out of any given moment of exposure. Blac Chyna is well-versed in this art and after yesterday’s reporting about Rob Kardashian trying to get out of paying her child support, she knew that she could get herself an extra twenty minutes of people clicking her social media posts if she kept talking about it. Because all well-meaning mothers want to bring up their child support issues in the public domain so that their friends and family can all know about it and their child can one day see the headlines in the future. Looks like Blac Chyna really was planning on becoming a soul-sucking media-mom Kardashian, huh?
Variety is reporting that Cardi B, Chance the Rapper and T.I. have landed themselves gigs on a new Netflix hip-hop music competition show called Rhythm + Flow. The show has been in development for over a year over at the biggest Wing Man of the new century (Netflix & Chill Generation) but finally got the green light after nabbing those judges. Cardi B getting paid to judge people? Nicki Minaj is going to be furious on her radio show. “You think Harriet Tubman judged other women???!!!” *Gunshot**Gunshot**Police siren*