TVTonight reports that Lindsay Lohan done got herself a new gig. And it pays! Yacht girl season is ending early for LiLo, because she’s been selected to be a judge on the Australian version of The Masked Singer and I can’t wait for her to not know who a single one of the people on the show are because do you think Lindsay Lohan knows Australian C-list celebrities? Do you think Lindsay Lohan will recognize the Australian version of Tori Spelling?
Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello have denied that they’re dating. Despite these public denials, these two are still doing everything possible to promote their new single and get those YouTube streams via acting like they are dating. Or maybe they’re just showing off their young love and this is real? But I mean… it’s probably the first one. Well, lets see if that Señorita gets to #1 on AppleMusic because Shawn and Camila have been kissing it the fuck up in public over the weekend.
So Jenelle Evans and her alleged dog killing husband, David Eason, have gotten two more dogs. I know. Now, on top of being parents to children they have no business raising or being guardians of, they also have two new dogs in the house for
David to kill and hide the bodies so well that the police can’t even find evidence of it being there the kids to play with. This is a big yikes and someone needs to get involved. CPS, PETA, that Sarah McLachlan-singing charity. Everyone.
Jaden Smith Is Becoming A “Full-Time Inventor” To Save The Homeless And Waterless People Of The World
Jaden Smith‘s interview with Complex is… complex. On the one hand it’s like, this kid is so out of touch and rich; like the way he’s just genuinely fascinated by the plight of the lower-class it’s like watching Ariel brush her hair with a fork. But on the other hand, that genuine fascination leads to him to trying to do some good.
While speaking with Complex, Jaden talked about it all–his new water filtration systems, his music–and most importantly, he revealed that he is switching his profession. I wasn’t sure he had a specific profession because he seemed to be a rich kid who just acts and makes music at a whim. But no, he’s saying people used to think of him as a musician, but he now wants them to see him as an inventor. Mini Kanye speaks!
Fox5NY says that Eve Saint of Fishkill, New York is not amused. First of all, the Taco Bell resort sold out in two minutes, so she can’t even fucking stay the night–she had to get an Airbnb in Palm Springs, and that’s so expensive. Then, when she was just trying to enjoy some late night nachos, she found a doorknob in her meal. Call 911, this is a crime! The only thing people are allowed to crack their tooth on at Taco Bell is a stale tortilla chip!
So it looks like the jig is all the way up for alleged child sex predator, R. Kelly. Everyday–nay, every second–Kelly inches closer towards that “alleged” falling to the wayside. On Thursday he was arrested on two separate federal indictments involving child porn and sex trafficking. Well, those charges were made after TMZ says the government got their hands on over 20 sex tapes which allegedly feature R. Kelly raping underage girls. That’ll do it!