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Lori Loughlin May Cop A Plea Deal After All, And Her Daughters Are Officially No Longer USC Students

October 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Lori Loughlin‘s life has been in a tail-spin ever since her own greed, hubris, and pride got the best of her and she  pleaded not guilty to the allegations laid against her in the College Admissions Scandal. Operation Varsity Blues uncovered $500,000 of alleged bribery money used by Lori Loughlin and her husband Mossimo for allegedly getting her two daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli, into USC. The feds allege that Lori used that $500,000 to falsify rowing credentials for her daughters. Welp, the government got her good, and her not-guilty plea turned into more charges, which turned into a lifetime of HELL and TORMENT!

Well, listen, Lori’s fellow College Admissions Scandal schemer Felicity Huffman is flourishing in prison. Not only is she almost done with her sentence and will be out in time for Sunday Night Football, jail life isn’t so bad since she has a tanning area and foosball and shit. So now Lori’s looking at Felicity’s slap on the wrist and thinking: “I am also a rich famous white woman–perhaps I will also get a slap on the wrist? …Maybe I should take a plea?” Took her long enough.

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Open Post: Hosted By Alec Baldwin Dropping His Pants On “The Tonight Show” To Show Off His Gym-Fit Body

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Alec Baldwin ain’t the only in the family who uses ~fitness~ to get as much attention as possible.

Alec Baldwin was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and they were discussing his last appearance on the show which was Alec’s birthday. Apparently during a bit where they lifted Alec into the rafters and then dropped a dummy meant to be him as a joke–Alec took a bit of offence to the dummy they used. Mostly he was offended that they had seemed to add on a gut to the fake man who otherwise did not have one. Were they saying Alec was chubby? That he needed to lose a few pounds?! How rude! Well he came back to The Tonight Show with a Revenge Body ready to show them what they missed out on. And the best way for him to show off his hard work was to drop his pants. Clearly.

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Oprah Bought A Fan A New iPhone After He Took A Selfie With Her With His Cracked One

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Mashable says that Oprah is so incredibly generous that she will use the amount of money she makes in less than an hour to bless her fans with material goods. What a saint! Move the fuck over, Jesus–Oprah is the true child of God. Died for our sins? Pfft! How about you get me the new iPhone 11?

Yes, Oprah is showing the world how kind and generous she can be, after a fan who she sort of dragged for having a cracked phone screen received a new phone in the mail from none-other than Miss Oprah her-full-self! Signed note and all!

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Quentin Tarantino Refuses To Recut “Once Upon A Time In Hollywood” For China 

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Quentin Tarantino and Bruce Lee‘s daughter, Shannon Lee are not into each other. Shannon never wanted Quentin to use Bruce in his movie, Once Upon A Time In Hollywood–and so after he did, she got pissed over how her dad was portrayed. She didn’t like Quentin showing her dad as an over-confident jerk who gets curb-stomped by Brad Pitt–which is like the least believable thing in the movie where Leonardo Di Caprio marries a 30-year-old. Shannon and Quentin slapped at each other, with Quentin calling Bruce Lee an “arrogant” person. Shannon then decided she was going to take her petty to the fucking government–the Chinese government. And so Shannon got the movie’s release in China halted unless Quentin edits it, and he’s refused to recut it to satisfy the Chinese censors. So it looks like Once Upon A Time In Hollywood will only live on as a DVDRip in China–BRRip if they’re lucky.

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Felicity Huffman Was Papped In Prison, Which She’ll Be Released From On Sunday

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

TMZ is keeping fully up-to-date on all things Felicity Huffman and have footage of sis walking around outside of jail. Currently she’s serving a fourteen day-sentence for spending $15,000 to fake her daughter’s SAT scores. Her slap on the wrist started last week and already it’s almost over! It’s like she did a Desperate Housewives time jump!

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LisaRaye McCoy Claims That Duane Martin Ruined Her Marriage

October 18, 2019 / Posted by:

The Grio reports that actress LisaRaye McCoy is bringing up her love drama in a new episode of TV One’s UNCENSORED. In the episode, she talks about how her former All of Us co-star and one time best-friend, Duane Martin, helped ruin her marriage by basically becoming her husband’s True Bro and wingman. Welp… getting your husband laid is certainly one way to end a friendship!

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