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Billy Eichner Talked About How Beyoncé Was “Nervous” To Meet The Royals

July 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Billy Eichner voices Timon in the all-CGI The Lion King movie which my friend is seeing three times this weekend, so that should tell you everything you need to know about her sex life. During the London premiere of the movie, the stars got the chance to meet Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan. Well guess what, Billy claims Beyoncé got nervous meeting them! Have fun hearing from The Beygency, Billy, because they’re definitely going to wake you up in the middle of the night and drag you down to their headquarters to ask you how you’d like to be punished for breaking your NDA! Ask, Tiffany Haddish!

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Kim Kardashian Thanks Donald Trump And Jared Kushner For Helping With Jailed A$AP Rocky

July 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian is really taking her new job as savior of black people seriously, guys. Not only did she free Alice Johnson but she’s also been working really hard on prison reform which results (if she was even responsible for any of them) have been overwhelmingly meh and she’s becoming a lawyer too!

Kim’s latest missing is saving A$AP Rocky from Swedish jail by getting the White House to intervene! But it’s weird because the Swedish prosecutors–the ones in charge of that decision–are like, “Hmm, this is news to me.”

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Kathy Griffin Once Again Reminds Us That Ellen Degeneres Hates Her Ass

July 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Just the other day Kathy Griffin was talking to People about how she and Anderson Cooper still aren’t friends and probably never will be again, while promoting her new show Hell Of A Story. Well, now Kathy is dusting off some other old news to promote her show, this time talking about her feud with Ellen Degeneres.

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R. Kelly Is Relieved To Be In Solitary Because He’s Afraid Of What Would Happen To Him In General Population

July 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Now that R. Kelly has been denied bail and will be spending a lot of time in jail until he will face trial in his sex crimes case, he’s realizing that he needs to figure out jail. And he’s quickly figured out that alleged child abusers aren’t exactly going to win Miss Congeniality in the cell block pageant.  If you’ve ever watched an episode of Law & Order: SVU you know that those cops lets the molesters know that they won’t do well in prison, so they should cut a deal. Well, looks like Olivia Benson had a chat with R. Kelly because he apparently thinks that solitary confinement is the way to go.

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Instagram Has Started Testing Hiding Likes “To Remove Pressure”

July 18, 2019 / Posted by:

CNN reports that Facebook-owned Instagram is one step closer to removing the “Likes.” I know, what is even the point then? Sharing images and video? What about the element of popularity??? What will the Kardashians do!? Actually if Instagram did ruin the Kardashian/Jenner career path I would be so fucking excited about it–but they won’t. Nothing that evil falls so easily.

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Lori Loughlin And Mossimo Believe They’ll Be “Exonerated” At Trial

July 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannuli pleaded not guilty to the things they’re accused of in Operation Varsity Blues. It was reported months ago that they thought they could pretend they didn’t know that the $500,000 they paid to some person who wasn’t USC was not going to USC–or some other bizarro excuse which would lead to them not knowing it was a bribe. Now we’ve come full-circle of that sentiment as it’s being reported that Lori and Mossimo believe that they will be “exonerated” at trial. But will she ever be exonerated for When Calls The Heart?

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