Last month, Idris Elba revealed that he had been diagnosed with COVID-19, which he might have gotten from Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s wife Sophie Trudeau. Then Idris’ wife Sabrina Dowhre tested positive for COVID-19. Idris has successfully recovered, which was possibly helped by the fact that he was reportedly asymptomatic from start to finish, and he’s been chilling out in isolation ever since. Idris kept everyone thoroughly updated on his coronavirus journey, and he’s not done talking COVID. The bad news for Idris is that he recently made a suggestion that didn’t go over so well with some people. I’m guessing Idris didn’t get the memo that the general public’s desire for celebrity COVID-19 advice has been dropping pretty fast.
It’s been two weeks since we all found out that Idris Elba got coronavirus. Idris was in quarantine after testing positive and the ENTIRE WORLD was waiting for updates about the status of his health to see if we needed to up the number of candlelit home vigils we had set up for him. Well, here’s an update: Idris has finished the coronavirus quarantine time. That’s great, because now he can stay inside like the rest of us.
Many celebrities have shown no signs of coronavirus and yet they were able to get tested while peasants with actual symptoms have not. Like many, Cardi B has been wondering how so many famous types keep getting tested (answer: $$$$, fame, and connections), and she went even further by calling it a conspiracy. Well, corona pin-up Idris Elba wants you to stop “test shaming” and swears there’s no conspiracy. TEST SHAMING: Let’s not make that a fucking thing!
Oprah is keeping herself busy, honey. All the suburban housewives are up in their houses with nothing but their iPads and annoying kids–this is money-making time for Oprah Winfrey! She’s cranking up the content and is calling up her celebrity friends with coronavirus to keep us informed. She spoke with Idris Elba and his wife, Sabrina Dhowre, for Oprah Magazine about his coronavirus diagonsis and she learned that Sabrina has tested positive for coronavirus too.
Now when I said that everyone involved in Cats should be punished, I did not mean for God to give Idris Elba coronavirus! Idris gave us an update on his condition on a livestream and he sort of hinted that he contracted COVID-19 from Canada’s own First Lady, Sophie Trudeau.
Shit. Just. Got. Real. Forget what you’ve seen on the news about resource hoarding, plummeting global markets and complete societal collapse. We now have a real international crisis on our hands. The only person People Magazine ever correctly designated as the Sexiest Man Alive, Idris Elba, has tested positive for COVID-19. Idris made the announcement from his home where he is currently in self-quarantine with his wife, Sabrina Dhowre (who has not been tested), via Twitter. Tom and Rita who? They’re just Chet Hanks’ parents now.