Category: Idris Elba

Idris Elba Admits He Was No Longer Interested In Becoming The Next James Bond When It Became About Race

June 28, 2023 / Posted by:

The coveted role of James Bond has been left vacant after Daniel Craig said, “Get somebody else to do it!” and traded in his martinis for a value pack of Metamucil. And although it’s still unclear who will be stepping into those powder blue boy shorts as the next Agent 007, one name has been circulating for years, and that name is Elba. Idris Elba. Unfortunately, Idris also wanted no part in taking on the role primarily because he believes that time has passed, and he doesn’t want to break a hip while running around chasing bad guys and bedding beautiful British broads. Or at least, that was what he wanted us to think. Because now Idris reveals he grew tired of the Bond talk once the conversation turned to race.

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Billie Eilish And Her Boyfriend Jesse Rutherford Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The LACMA Art + Film Gala

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

A successful, independent young woman like Billie Eilish can’t be expected to go around twinning with her brother every time she’s got a red carpet event to dress for. In fact, it starts to look a little weird after a while. Billie seems to understand that now and used the annual LAMCA Art + Film Gala to take the opportunity to make her twinning red carpet debut with her boyfriend, The Neighbourhood frontman Jesse Rutherford. Unfortunately, Billie chose the wrong event because there was another set of twins on the red carpet that not only completely eclipsed the stars in attendance, but they also eclipsed the very moon and sun that shine above. Sure Billie and Jesse looked cute shrouded in a Gucci comforter over matching Gucci pajamas, but even one unprotected glance at Salma Hayek’s twin gaseous orbs has the power to render the viewer blind.

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Idris Elba Reveals The “West Coast” Track Requested By Meghan Markle At Her Royal Wedding Reception

April 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Prior to marrying Prince Harry and running away from royal life and into the arms of multi-million dollar Netflix deals, Meghan Markle enjoyed all the accouterments of royal life. Well, enjoyed may be the wrong word because the Royals were as welcoming as a dentist using razor blades to extract teeth. And those perks included getting hot piece Idris Elba to DJ since you know, Idris is a DJ too. Now I’m sure you were initially envisioning a high tea with THE QUEEN making everyone curtsy as she mewed outdated phrases like “Pish tosh” and “Tally ho!” but that wasn’t the case at all. In fact, Idris mentioned one requested song that surprised him a bit.

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Vanity Fair Releases Its 28th Annual Hollywood Issue

February 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Vanity Fair released their 2022 Hollywood Issue covers and baby they are pretty quirky. Featuring eight of Hollywood’s big names, the covers show off hyper-colorful and slightly bizarre worlds where Kristen Stewart hovers in the sky, and Idris Elba chills in the back of a car that’s also a pool, and Michaela Jaé Rodriguez has a pet tiger, and Nicole Kidman… um… opens a gate? Has a really bad wig? Not too sure what’s so fantastical about hers, but you get the point.

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Open Post: Hosted By Idris Elba’s Open Fly

February 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Idris Elba almost let it all hang out last night at the BRIT awards while presenting Adele with the Album of The Year. In what could have been the most embarrassing thing to happen to him since he started taking DJing seriously, Idris appeared on stage wearing a bubble gum pink Gucci bomber jacket and black pants apparently having just come from the bathroom because his fly was undone. Unfortunately for us, but fortunately for him, no schlong appeared so he definitely wasn’t using it as an opportunity to make an audition reel for One Night In Sweden: The Lenny Kravitz Story.

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“The Suicide Squad” Is Considered A Box-Office Flop Despite Opening At #1

August 9, 2021 / Posted by:

The Suicide Squad is the sequel to 2016’s critical-flop but commercially successful, Suicide Squad. See, they added the “The” at the beginning so as not to cause confusion. But I guess that people were still confused and they thought that DC Comics released the same shitty movie in theatres again and didn’t go–because The Suicide Squad is being called a box-office flop, with a measly $72 million global premiere on a budget of $185 million. Oh well, at least when it comes to flops Idris Elba has taken harder hits before. Remember, he was in Cats!

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