I guess I’m not surprised that 69-year-old Kurt Russell has some old-fashioned ideas about Hollywood, and life in general, but I wouldn’t have guessed they go back as far as the Renaissance era. Kurt and his longtime lady love Goldie Hawn gave a couple’s interview for The New York Times and Kurt let it be known that he thinks actors should stay out of politics lest they “lose their status as a court jester.” Apparently, Kurt’s very worried that the ancient art of jestering will be lost to the ages if actors start expressing their political views. Goldie’s references are much more current because she countered with a “but what about Ronald Regan?,” inadvertently giving even more credence to the argument that actors should definitely stay out of politics if they don’t have the range.
Foot fetishists rejoice (podophobiacs recoil)! Unlike in the previous trailer, Foot Fucker In Chief Quentin Tarantino paid lipservice to your kink and shoehorned a pair of plump N’ grubby Flintstone feet into the new full length trailer for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. And everybody, footsuckers included, can breathe a sigh of relief because the feet in question don’t belong to Lena Dunham. As far as we know, the only naked Dunham moment in this production was the time she lifted her skirt and gave William Bradley Pitt the scare of his life. And as we know, Brad don’t scare easy.
Kurt Russell revealed some deets about his and Goldie Hawn’s first date during an appearance on Harry Connick Jr.’s talk show, Harry. Apparently, they were getting after it when the cops caught them.
Wait, who gave Harry Connick Jr. a talk show? He’s so annoying. The only time I’ve ever liked Harry Connick Jr. was when he was menacing Sigourney Weaver in the movie Copycat, and his character had bad teeth and referred to her underwear as “squirrel covers.” That always alternately repulsed/tickled me.
Oh, right, Kurt and Goldie.
When Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence’s Two Sexy Goofs in Space film, Passengers, came out last December, many hated it. One of the major reasons why people weren’t feeling Passengers was because they found Chris Pratt’s character to be a bit of a creepy stalker. Chris Pratt is surprised that people felt that way.
Yesterday, Michael made a comment while writing about the latest couple to be visited by the Grim Reaper of Relationships that now is the time to hope and pray that the next celebrity relationship to bite the dust isn’t Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell’s. The good news is, it probably won’t be. According to Goldie, if you want to read the words “Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell SPLIT” on the cover of UsWeekly, you’re going to have to go back in time and convince them to get married.
Puppy-saving human Redwood tree trunk The Rock dropped a beautiful blind item on Instagram yesterday when he went in on a chicken shit actor (or actors) who pissed him off more than seeing a number higher than 7% on a body fat calculator does. The Rock is finishing up shooting the 133,459th Fast & Furious movie, and in his goodbye note on Instagram, he praised his lady-co stars and also praised a few of his dude co-stars before taking an angry shit on unprofessional candy asses. And when The Rock shits on you, it leaves a bruise, because his turds have 12-packs and biceps.