Category: Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds Will Make A Mint From T-Mobile’s $1.35 Billion Purchase of His Company Mint Mobile

March 15, 2023 / Posted by:

With four mouths to feed, who could begrudge Jr. tycoon Ryan Reynolds a dime of his hard-invested dollars. Especially considering that the free mammy services he and his wife, Blake Lively, got as part of their plantation wedding package expired years ago. Paid labor costs a pretty penny, especially in #thesetryingtimes. So good thing Ryan and Blake’s kids are set for life, and their kids are set for life, and their kids are set for life now that another one of Ryan’s ships has finally come in. Variety reports that T-Mobile has just acquired Ka’ena Corp., the parent company of Mint Mobile, a wireless phone company that Ryan owns a 25% stake in, “in a deal worth up to $1.35 billion.” Meanwhile, Ryan’s Deadpool co-star Hugh Jackman is still getting fat the old-fashioned way.

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Hugh Jackman Is Eating 8,000 Calories A Day To Become Wolverine Again For “Deadpool 3”

March 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Were I but an elder fancy lad who loved to sing and dance, and money was no object, I’d simply do that. However, it seems that Hugh Jackman would rather turn his liver into human foie gras just so he can look Johnathan Majors in the eye and call him a puny little, 6,000 calorie-a-day girlie-man. Variety reports that Hugh Soontobejackedman has chosen to become Wolverine the hard way by saying no thanks” to the roids and “yes please” to consuming 8,000 calories a day by mouth. And it’s not even for a Wolverine movie! It’s for fucking Deadpool 3. Hugh may be all about the gains, but I am at a loss.

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Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Welcomed Their Fourth Child

February 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Up until recently, professional pretty people Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds had three daughters together: Betty, 3, Inez, 6, and James, 8. In my opinion, three is enough. You have a backup in case the first one’s a little shit, and a backup for the backup. But I guess Blake and Ryan are really into populating the world with mini versions of themselves, cuz People reports Blake has given birth to their fourth child. I didn’t know she was pregnant (coming to TLC this spring).

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Blake Lively Gave Everyone A Two-For-One Fashion Special At The Met Gala

May 3, 2022 / Posted by:

After being an enthusiastic guest for several years, Blake Lively has finally risen the rich people ranks from invitee to Met Gala co-chair, which I assume is probably a big honor if you’re a fan of the fashion, or have actively been one of Anna Wintour’s long-term favorites. Blake and her husband, Ryan Reynolds, were named two of the six co-chairs for this year’s gala, which means Blake couldn’t slack on the commitment to the theme. That is, unless she wanted her fellow co-chair Tom Ford to give her some bitchy backhanded compliment about keeping the costume rental industry in business. Blake came through, but not with just one Gilded Glamour-appropriate gown, but technically two. Blake channeled her inner Drag Race contestant and sashayed up the Met Gala red carpet in a gown that transformed into a mid-staircase reveal.

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This Year’s Met Gala Co-Chairs Have Been Announced, And The Theme Is “Gilded Glamour”

March 17, 2022 / Posted by:

The Met Gala usually happens on the first Monday in May every year, but things got messy when COVID hit back in 2020. The 2020 Met Gala, the theme of which was “About Time,” was quickly canceled. The 2021 Met Gala was postponed, and later held four months later in September, the theme being “In America: A Lexicon of Fashion.” But the 2022 Met Gala is returning to its traditional spot on the first Monday in May, and it’s pretty clear Anna Wintour has an HBO Max subscription because this year’s theme is “Gilded Glamour.” I can practically hear Christine Baranski’s snobby old Agnes van Rhijn whispering to her sister Ada, “How nice for the new money set to have such an opportunity to show off what they recently purchased from Montgomery Ward.

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Behold, The Movie And TV Show Trailers Of The Super Bowl

February 14, 2022 / Posted by:

The Super Bowl was last night, did you hear? The game was a match-up between–hold on let me look this up…–between the Los Angeles Rams and the Cincinnati Bengals. The Rams won. But who really won was the ad executives who got more eyeballs on their trailers through one TV spot than they could from 70% of the influencers they pay to make content for them.

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