Nick Cannon Teased An Upcoming Game Show Where The Winner Gets To Have His Baby, But It’s Not Real… Yet
Live-action sperm sprinkler Nick Cannon, known in special circles as The Coochie Commander, has an estimated net worth of $20 million. However, when you have as many children as he does, that money could easily dwindle down to about $20 within the next decade. So in an attempt to make sure he keeps the cash and the kids constantly coming in, Nick has announced he will be starring in a brand new game show where the woman who wins gets to have his baby. Now, wait! Before you begin thinking that the bar truly is in Hell, please know that this is part of an upcoming sketch show from mini mastermind of mockery Kevin Hart, who is leaping at the chance to make fun of Nick’s penchant for parenthood and punani.
Kevin Hart, Sylvester Stallone, And Kim Kardashian Are Among California Residents Cited As Water Violators
California is enduring an unbearable heatwave, and water has become a scarce resource. Well, unless you’re rich and don’t really care about the environment. We already know there are certain folks who take their private jets for quick, unnecessary flights, and they’re being labeled as “climate criminals.” However, there are a few more celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Kevin Hart, Sylvester Stallone, and others who have recently been cited as some of the worse water wasters in all of La La Land.
For someone who proudly proclaims zero fucks given (it’s right there in the title of his Netflix comedy special, Zero Fucks Given), Kevin Hart sure seems to have a lot of fucks to give. Sadly, I guess no amount of fame or commercial success can ever ease the pain of having been picked on in middle school. Today, Kevin lashed out on Twitter against his critics who claim he’s not funny. It seems he just woke up mad this morning. Which can happen when you sleep in a shoebox and your pillow is just a little bitty cotton ball.
When you’re a very rich person, which Kevin Hart is, you can afford to pay people to do stuff that you don’t want to do. Snoop Dogg has a full-time blunt roller on staff. Barbra Streisand has a doggy DNA expert on retainer. And Kevin is rich enough to pay someone to do his shopping. But he’s currently a little over $1 million lighter, due to the fact that his personal shopper was allegedly shoplifting money from him.
Move over Brian Austin Green, you’re not the only one getting papped on intimate California lunch dates! This past weekend, Queen of Mean Ellen DeGeneres and Kevin Hart were spotted dining at a hotel in Montecito, CA. Ellen wore a tropical shirt with khakis, while a chin-masking Kevin opted for “child’s PJs on a hot night” eleganza.
These two have been friends for a while. Kevin’s a frequent guest on Ellen’s show, and last year she famously came to his defense after he was canned from hosting the Oscars because of old homophobic tweets. Now I guess it’s his turn to return the favor and stand up for evil.
I haven’t watched that live action Elf on the Shelf movie starring Kevin Hart on Netflix yet, but according to People, in Kevin Hart: Don’t Fuck This Up (trailer after the cut), the elf’s wife Eniko Hart revealed that she learned Kevin had cheated when somebody slid into her DM’s with his now famous sex tape, which was used, unsuccessfully, to extort him. As you’ll recall, Kevin beat them to the punch by admitting to the affair on Instagram. I guess gone are the days when a mere 8-carat purple diamond sex scandal ring would suffice. Almost 3 years post scandal, Kevin apparently felt the need to make a 6-part documentary series in order to further explain himself.