Jennifer Lopez recently did what Jennifer Lopez has been known to do many times before, which is that she posted a mid-workout selfie from her in-home gym. Except this time, no one was looking at JLo’s abs or wondering how much time that photo spent as an open document in Photoshop. People on the internet were terrified over what appeared to be a spooky masked man staring at JLo through her window.
But we can all stop screaming for JLo to stop taking selfies and use that iPhone to dial 911. People magazine got to the bottom of the mystery, and it’s not nearly as creepy as the internet thought.
This is no doubt going to be heartbreaking news for anyone who was eagerly anticipating what it would be like if Jennifer Lopez owned the New York Mets. Me personally, I pictured Mr. Met in a sexy pinstripe thong, whipping himself around a stripper pole while JLo belted out an extra-sexy version of the national anthem. That’s definitely not something that will ever happen, because The New York Post is saying that JLo and Alex Rodriguez have ended their quest to buy the Mets.
Jennifer Lopez Talked About The Time Barbra Streisand Asked To See Her Pink Diamond Engagement Ring From Ben Affleck
Remember that gigantic pink diamond engagement ring that was the modest crown jewel of the Bennifer 1.0 kingdom? Well, Jennifer Lopez talked about it. Sure, now she’s got an even bigger 16-carat engagement ring from her new piece, Alex Rodriguez, but the pink diamond that Ben Affleck bought her in the early-aughts set the stage for rich bitches everywhere getting colored-diamond engagement rings. Trendsetter of the uber-elite? I can’t think of anything to be less proud of!
Today in business and sports news (sigh), Jennifer Lopez and her current fiancée, Alex Rodriguez, whose combined net worth is reportedly about $700 million, “have retained JPMorgan Chase to raise capital for a possible bid on the New York Mets.” Translation: JLo and A-Rod partnered with some big money companies to try and buy a baseball team.
Damn, when those two finally get hitched, that divorce is going to be a doozy. Continue reading
For whatever reason, Jose Canseco still keeps trying to convince the world that Alex Rodriquez is a cheating bastard, and the world keeps saying no duh. Last year, Jose was watching World of Dance and got a bee in his bonnet when he saw Jennifer Lopez, who at the time was newly engaged to Alex. Apparently this provoked many strong feelings in Jose, prompting him to tweet into the wind that A-Rod was having an affair with his ex-wife Jessica Canseco (a claim Jessica later denied). Sadly, nobody seemed to care, least of all JLo and A-Rod who were too busy doing an ultra wealthy version of GTL (that’s gym, tan, lie around on a pile of cash while the maids do the laundry). Now, according to The New York Post, Jose is still trying to save JLo from making the biggest mistake of her life (as if that ship hadn’t already sailed when she made Gigli) by marrying a cheater.
Yesterday, Sean “Diddy” Combs hosted The Team Love Dance-A-Thon, anInstagram livestream which featured over 100,000 viewers looking in on celebrities having a great time quarantined in their million-dollar houses. Whoopee! It was for charity, though, with the money raised (over $4 million) going to the non-profit Team Love x Direct Relief COVID-19 fund. And it featured a bunch of celebrities like LeBron James, Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop Dogg, Drake,a pregnant Ciara, and Russell Wilson. Apparently Diddy didn’t know Ciara is pregnant. Eye roll.
Two more celebrities made an appearance including Diddy’s ex Jennifer Lopez and her fiancé Alex Rodriguez. They were all cool with each other. But it looked like what was not cool for Diddy was Lizzo shaking her ass, because he shut her down while allowing reality show person Draya Michele to do the same thing. But Diddy claims he wasn’t twerk-shaming Lizzo, and blamed it on curse words.