Category: Jennifer Lopez

And Here’s The Trailer For “Hustlers”

July 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Ever since it was announced that this Hustlers movie was a thing, I was honestly excited. Cardi B (yes, she’s trying to act now), Jennifer Lopez, Lizzo, Lili Reinhart, Keke Palmer, and Constance Wu pretending to be scammer-strippers? And Julia Stiles, too? Sign me up!

But it turns out that this movie is actually a deep-commentary on the state of unequal monetary affairs in our deeply-unequal modern capitalist economy! Strippers and anti-capitalist propaganda? And it kind of looks a mess. This movie was made for me! Continue reading

Jennifer Lopez Doesn’t Count Her First Two Marriages

June 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Anyone concerned that thrice divorced Jennifer Lopez is making a huge mistake by agreeing to marry alleged serial philanderer Alex Rodriguez can chill the fuck out. When JLo and A-Rod eventually do tie the knot, it won’t actually be JLo’s fourth trip down the aisle. According to People, JLo doesn’t count those first two marriages. By JLo’s logic, they didn’t happen in a church, neither of them lasted more than a year, and she didn’t do it for the right reasons so, ipso facto, she’s practically a virgin.

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Constance Wu Is Reportedly The Biggest Diva On The Set Of “Hustlers”

May 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Why do I get the feeling the cast and crew of Fresh Off The Boat just started an open text chain with the cast and crew of Hustlers, and that text chain is about to be filled with the eye-rolling emoji and the words “Oh, I KNOW.” If this story from Page Six is correct, then my guess about everyone shit-talking over text might be too.

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JLo Says She Knows The Truth About A-Rod And Those Cheating Rumors

April 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez is not here for your opinions on her engagement to or her relationship with Alex Rodriguez. Sure she puts that shit out on full display with couple endorsements and professionally photographed engagements, but mind your business! Yes, A-Rod has a history of being a down and dirty dawg, but he has changed! He is not the man he was before and JLo knows it! So the Jose Cansecos of the world can just eat it.

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A Former Playboy Bunny Claims Alex Rodriguez Tried To Get With Her Weeks Before His Engagement To Jennifer Lopez

March 26, 2019 / Posted by:

After successfully ignoring the mad ramblings of Jose Canseco, who accused Alex Rodriguez of having an affair with his ex-wife, A-Rod and his fiance Jennifer Lopez are facing new accusations of infidelity on his part. Former Playboy bunny and current fitness coach/model/apparent threesome broker Zoe Gregory claims that A-Rod was soliciting her for weeks, and sent a dick pic as recently as 6 weeks prior to his engagement. Sometimes it seems like Barack and Michelle Obama are the only people in the whole wide world who want J-Rod to succeed.

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Apparently, The Obamas Congratulated JLo And A-Rod On Their Engagement

March 24, 2019 / Posted by:

I wonder if these are the kinds of antics we should prepare ourselves for as the impending union of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez threatens us off in the distance. The couple, who will probably strap mirrors to each others’ faces when they read their vows, are already starting with the name dropping by claiming former presidential couple Barack and Michelle Obama have sent them well wishes for a long and happy marriage, which probably made JLo chuckle in her soul.

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