Constantly sprinting to her lawyer’s office to deal with her ex-husband Jason Sudeikis’ fast and loose filing finger and juking from frenemy Emily Ratajkowski’s desperate attempts to apologize for making out with her ex-boyfriend, Harry Styles, must not be intense enough cardio for Olivia Wilde; so she also frequents Gwyneth Paltrow’s shifty hype-woman friend/celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson’s gym. But Olivia and Harry must not have discussed who would get the gym in their November breakup; because he also still goes there, and they both showed up yesterday and very narrowly avoided running into each other and having to exchange fake awkward pleasantries right in front of the paps who are curiously always stationed there.
Emily Ratajkowski Opened Up About Her Dating Life And What She’s Learned From SEX In An Interview With Julia Fox
Ever since splitting from her creep of a husband last year, Emily Ratajkowski has embarked on a tour of famous men that’s taken her to some very interesting destinations. So far, she’s been linked to Pete Davidson, who probably still writes in his diary about her missed kisses. Then, Eric Andre became her Playgirl stud of the month for a time, and most recently played tonsil hockey with Harry Styles in Tokyo. To the untrained eye, it would appear EmRata is being a sloppy single gal throwing caution to the wind. But to the seasoned dater, this is nothing more than a woman who had been locked up in the house way too long and is now ready to throw on her Freak’um dress for a little fun. And EmRata admits she is enjoying every moment.
Emily Ratajkowski Hinted That She And Harry Styles Might’ve Been Dating For Close To Two Months Before Being Papped Together In Tokyo
Since Emily Ratajkowski split from her 5 ‘clock shadowed predator (allegedly) ghost of an Elizabethan child–Sebastian Bear-McClard–last July, she’s been linked to a rapid parade of men. Most recently, she was spotted getting her face slurped on by Harry Styles in Tokyo on March 25–not too long after her and Eric Andre’s Valentine’s Day nude “draw me like one of your pick-me-ass-bitches” stunts. But according to what Emily said during an early March podcast interview, she and Harry might have already been dating for almost two months when they were papped making out.
Sebastian Bear-McClard, Emily Ratajkowski’s Estranged Husband, Has Been Accused Of Sexual Misconduct By Several Women
Variety reports that Emily Ratajkowski’s movie producer ex, Sebastian Bear-McClard, isn’t just an alleged cheater. He’s also an alleged creep who’s being accused of sexual misconduct by three women. And I use “women” loosely, as one of them was 17 years old when she was allegedly targeted by Sebastian, now 42. Another was 18 and claims she once caught Sebastian messaging a 15-year-old girl. 31-year-old Emily has yet to comment on the allegations, but sources close to her tell Variety that she’s “not surprised.” Join the club!
Emily Ratajowski Is Reportedly “Begging” Olivia Wilde For Forgiveness After Kissing Her Ex Harry Styles
I was only partially kidding when I suggested that Emily Ratajkowski might want to hit up Chester P. Hanks for her next stunt following her tryst with Eric Andre, but she somehow outdid even my own imagination by selecting her reported “friend” Olivia Wilde’s ex, Harry Styles, as her latest conquest. Last week Em and Harry were spotted making out in the streets of Tokyo when, according to Page Six, “just weeks ago,” Em and Olivia were hanging out together at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. What was she thinking?! Chet could have provided her all the fuss she could ever hope for, with none of the muss of macking on a popstar with a legion of unruly fans and an ex that she’s friends with. Now Page Six says Emily’s “begging” Olivia “for forgiveness” when she could be talking Chet into getting a tattoo of her face on his face! A loss for us all. Olivia isn’t the only one suffering from Em’s thoughtless “betrayal.”
Harry Styles has seemingly vowed to take his palate on a worldwide journey of Epicurean adventures throughout recent history; first, tethering himself to Olivia Wilde, the finest salad dressing artisan this side of the pond. Then, sampling his own podiatric soup while performing in Australia. And now, he’s taken his edacious tastebuds to the streets of Tokyo, where he and Emily Ratajkowski were just papped awkwardly tasting each other’s desperately attention-seeking mouths.