I don’t know if she’s jealous of his luscious, natural curls or what but Wendy Williams decided to come for Howard Stern on her show by encouraging her fans to buy his new book, despite the fact that he’s “gone Hollywood”. Pretty petty coming from a woman who credits Howard with helping to get her where she is. But also, who fucking cares? Well, Howard does, that’s who! Howard was incensed by this accusation and, according to People, “spent a chunk of his popular SiriusXM radio show” mercilessly (and frankly, needlessly) reading her for filth. Maybe he’s jealous of her luscious boobs.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Jussie Smollett has entered a plea of not guilty on felony charges that he lied to police about his attack, and I want to believe him. I’m the sucker who’s still holding out hope that a tape of some actual racist homophobes whooping on Jussie’s ass will miraculously fall out of some Chicago PD officer’s pocket in front of a TMZ camera or something. Look, I said I was a sucker.
Olivia Jade was yachting in the Bahamas on her friend’s dad’s boat when her mom and dad were indicted and had to cut her trip short. Her friend’s dad also happens to be the Chairman of USC’s Board of Trustees, billionaire real estate developer Rick Caruso. Whenever people talk about bad optics, this is what they mean. According to TMZ, Olivia was actually on Spring Break so presumably wasn’t missing her 9:00 AM Citizenship in A Diverse World course (a GE requirement at USC) or anything. But maybe she can get some work study credits for this experience anyway.
Diddy may still be pining over Cassie but that doesn’t mean he’s holed up in his house trying to move on by coming up with new names for himself (he only did that for a minute, so far he’s rejected Uncle Amore, D. Pitty, Putty Tat, Mister Pitty Pat, and Brother Can You Spare A Dime Bag). No, Diddy has been out enjoying life as only a jilted millionaire can by hosting yacht parties and kicking it with your son’s 22-year-old (rumored) ex-girlfriend who also happens to be Steve Harvey’s stepdaughter. According to Madame Noire, Diddy and Lori Harvey were seen together at a Miami reggae club.
As a parent, you try to do your best for your kids. Sure, sometimes it backfires like the time my mom finally relented and took me to Miller’s Outpost so I could buy a pair of Guess jeans with the ankle zip but none of them fit my fat ass so we both ended up in tears and eating See’s candy on the car ride home. Or, if you’re like Olivia Jade, your parents might try to do you a solid by illegally buying you admission to a semi-prestigious university by pretending you got recruited for the crew team. Sadly, binging on self-pity and Scotchmallows is a far better outcome than what Olivia’s facing. Her parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, have both been indicted, and she might get kicked out of school if it turns out she doesn’t know her coxswain from her coccyx.
Jose Canseco’s Ex-Wife Denies Ever Sleeping With Alex Rodriguez (But Alex Rodriquez’s Ex May Think Otherwise)
Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco are now involved in both the 3rd and 4th biggest baseball cheating scandals in the history of baseball. The ranking goes:
#1 – The 1919 White Sox.
#2 – That time Phillie Phanatic came up pregnant with Gritty’s baby.
#3 – The BALCO doping scandal.
#4 – This whole mess.
And two new players just ran onto the field. Jose’s ex-wife Jessica Canseco had to reinstall Twitter on her phone in order to clear her name after Jose accused her of having an affair with Jennifer Lopez’s fiance Alex. And Alex’s ex-girlfriend Torrie Wilson has been quietly subtweeting the drama and insinuating that Alex is indeed a ho, and that maybe Jose is on to something.