Category: Jon Hamm

Jon Hamm And Anna Osceola Got Married Where They Filmed The “Mad Men” Finale

June 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Jon Hamm is a married man! People reports that 52-year-old Jon married 35-year-old Anna Osceola in Big Sur, the same place where the Mad Men finale was filmed. That’s also where the couple met for the first time in 2014. Anna played the receptionist at the spiritual retreat where Don Draper gets the idea for the Coca-Cola commercial. She had pigtails (important). The wedding venue wasn’t the only Mad Men-inspired part of the wedding; Jon and Anna walked down the aisle to Nancy Sinatra’s 1967 James Bond theme, “You Only Live Twice”, which also appeared in Mad Men’s Season 5 finale. The song plays when Don makes the decision to cheat on his new, young wife. So, um, yeah.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jon Hamm and John Slattery’s Reenactment Of A Fight From The “Vanderpump Rules” Reunion

June 14, 2023 / Posted by:

Season 10 of Vanderpump Rules may be over, but its impact will probably continue to remain in the zeitgeist until some other tantalizingly despicable scandal involving genitals comes along. And since Andy Cohen is going to ride this thing until the damn wheels fall off, he had Jon Hamm and John Slattery act out one of the tense-yet-hilarious confrontations from the three-part Vanderpump Rules Reunion on Watch What Happens Live. 

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Jon Hamm Got Engaged To His Girlfriend Of Two Years, Anna Osceola

February 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Back in 2022 when John Hamm was out promoting his film, Confess, Fletch, there were two talking points he found pertinent: assuring everyone that despite his oft-visible Hammaconda’s years-long run leading everyone to believe he was against underwear, he’s never gone without them; and that he was very in love with his girlfriend at the time, Anna Osceola. While it’s still hard to believe that he’s never gone commando, it seems like he was telling the truth about his love for Anna; because People confirmed they’re engaged, though neither of the betrothed shared more details.

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Jon Hamm Says That He’s “Worn Underwear Every Single Day” Of His Life

September 20, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s been 10 years since Jon Hamm’s hefty trouser entity, fondly referred to as “The Hammaconda” has made its way into our cultural lexicon. Over the years we’ve ogled it on the set of Mad Men, on dog walks, and on the red carpet. The pants containing it have changed, but the tingles it elicits remain consistent. The Hammaconda has become a familiar, cherished old chum at this point, and it has always just been assumed that Jon likes to let his baby-arm hang free, considering we’ve seen the entire outline of it. But during his recent stop at The Howard Stern Show on SiriusXM, Jon says that he’s never gone without underwear. And if the fact that his bulge is so prominent even WITH underwear has caused you to book the next flight out to find Jon and profess your insatiable thirst, slow your roll; because Jon also talked about how in love he is with his longtime girlfriend, Anna Osceola, and has even been contemplating marriage.

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Jon Hamm Sorta Dissed Marvel Movies While Praising “Top Gun: Maverick”

September 12, 2022 / Posted by:

Jon Hamm recently sat down for an interview with Entertainment Tonight to promote that new Fletch movie, and he talked, nay, bragged about the success of Top Gun: Maverick. In case you haven’t seen it, Jon plays a by-the-book admiral who constantly tsk-tsks that ne’rer-do-well Tom Cruise. Last weekend, the movie set another box office record; it’s now the only film ever to have topped the U.S. box office on both Memorial Day and Labor Day. 51-year-old Jon told ET that its success is “unprecedented,” especially because “it doesn’t have somebody in a cape or on a spaceship.” He says Top Gun is “a story about real people.” Yeah, real people who fly through the skies like superheroes and spaceships.

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Tom Cruise Arrived On The Red Carpet For The Premiere Of “Top Gun: Maverick” In A Helicopter

May 5, 2022 / Posted by:

It took 36 years, but Tom Cruise has finally busted his Top Gun: Maverick nut all over the windshield of his F-14 Tomcat, which is probably why he had to fly onto the red carpet for yesterday’s premiere in a helicopter. Tom’s jizz is filled with thetens (that’s how he sheds them) which, if you’ve ever seen a mirror in a bathroom at a Scientology Center, you know are next to impossible to remove. So Tom’s Tomcat probably had to be decommissioned. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the four-hour-long red carpet extravaganza was held in San Diego aboard the USS Midway, a retired aircraft carrier. This means I can finally be honorably discharged, WITH DISTINCTION, for my tireless dedication to making up goof names for Top Gun 2: Secrets of The Bottom Drawer. And with that, I am out. May you have fair winds and following seas. I’ll take my 21-gun salute to go.

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