Category: Halle Berry
Halle Berry Has Confirmed The Identity Of Her Mystery Man
Last month, we learned that Halle Berry, who still isn’t divorced from Olivier Martinez, appeared to have a new special someone in her life, and all we knew about them was that they had feet and hairy legs. For all we knew, Halle was dating Nanny from Muppet Babies (hey, we don’t know what Nanny’s legs looked like under those green striped tights, and who are we to judge). Those who want to get with Nanny, now is the time to shoot your shot. Because that’s not who Halle is with. Halle has appeared to reveal the identity of her new man, and she did so by using a t-shirt to break the news.
Halle Berry’s Got A New Man
Alert, alert! Halle Berry is in a romantic relationship with a human who possesses legs and feet! This classified intelligence leaked yesterday when Halle posted a revealing picture to Instagram. The photo shows her and the leg-foot-person canoodling in what appears to be a bed. In the caption, she writes, “Waking up Vegas!”, and thanks everyone for making her birthday so special. Halle turned 54 and she’s still as bangin’ as when she played Miss Sharon Stone in The Flinstones! Sigh. Life’s not fair to anybody except rich celebs.
Halle Berry Apologized For Considering Taking The Role Of A Trans Man In A Movie
Halle Berry pulled a quick 180 after first showing a lot of interest in portraying a transgender man in a movie. Few problems here: Halle would have clearly been taking a role away from an actual trans person, and when she talked about the part she misgendered the character a lot. So… Halle heard the people loud and clear and she reversed course, apologizing for even thinking about it. And now the role can go to a more appropriate actor, like noted shape-shifter Scarlett Johansson!
Halle Berry Took A Swipe At Her Distant Relative, Sarah Palin
And now for something completely different…
I was today years old when I found out that Oscar-winning beauty Halle Berry is related to Sarah Palin. Now, that’s on me because apparently Halle went public with this gross factoid back in 2012––how that story didn’t make a louder toilet splash is beyond me. If you hadn’t heard about this, I’m sorry to be breaking it to you this way. But there is a little poetic justice that goes along with this, albeit 8 years later.
Tyler Perry Celebrated The Opening Of His Very Own Movie Studio
The house that Madea built comes complete with an exact replica of Madea’s actual house, which itself is just down the street from Tyler Perry Presents The White House (built to scale for a BET show called The Oval. Hopefully someone will actually watch it because that shit was expensive). That’s how rich Tyler Perry is. Over the weekend, every actor, director, and writer in Hollywood in possession of even an ounce of melanin, plus The Clintons, seemed to be in Atlanta to celebrate the grand opening of Tyler Perry Studios. Even Spike Lee, who once famously accused Tyler of “coonery buffoonery“, was there!
Someone Tried To Steal Halle Berry’s Entire House
Turkey testes taster Halle Berry had someone try to steal her house back in March. No, not her dollhouse or her greenhouse. HER HOUSE HOUSE. TMZ reports that some guy got one of her locks changed and claimed the place was his. Well, it could have been worse. Her house could have been the kind you can just load on the back of a flatbed and she could have watched it whiz by her on the 10.