Category: Scott Eastwood
Rita Moreno Joins The Cast Of “Fast X” Playing Vin Diesel’s Grandmother
Congratulations! It’s an abuelita! The Fast Family just got a little bit bigger, as it seems to do every damn day (they use the rhythm method), with the addition of the one and only Rita Moreno who will be playing Vin Diesel’s grandmother in Fast X, the upcoming penultimate installment of the Fast and Furious franchise. Rita will be joining other franchise newborns Jason Mamoa, Brie Larson and The Transporter director Louis Leterrier who is replacing OG Fast director Justin Lin who bailed on Fast X after reportedly beefing with Vin. But if Vin thought bringing a sweet old lady like Rita into the fold would be without risk, he’s got another thing coming. Don’t FUCK with Rita. She cheated on Brando with Elvis for revenge. And it worked. She will bury anyone who crosses her. If Vin still has a single working brain cell, he better use it to have fresh flowers to be sent to Rita’s trailer every day because when the next Fast Feud comes, and it’s gonna come, he’s gonna want to have Rita in his corner.
Scott Eastwood Once Got Into It With Shia LaBeouf And Brad Pitt Had To Intervene
Well now this is just sad. Despite being the son of Hollywood royalty, recent Razzie Award nominee Scott Eastwood still can’t catch a break in this town. Much like his fellow hollow-eyed Hollywood hunk who gives off sinister vibes, Armie Hammer, we’ve spent 10 long years trying to make Scott Eastwood happen. And the similarities don’t stop there! No not that, I’m sure his dad Clint Eastwood would run him down with a Gran Torino if he thought Scott was dabbling in the anthropophaginian arts. According to Insider, Scott was involved in an on-set spitting incident while filming David Ayres’ 2014 WWII movie Fury starring Brad Pitt, much like Armie was when auditioning for Mad Max: Fury Road. I guess the unwritten rule is that if the word “Fury” is in the title, you can expect the expectorant to fly.
Bruce Willis Was Nominated For So Many Razzie Awards They Gave Him His Own Category
Awards season usually kicks off with a sloppy, boozy Golden Globes ceremony, but this year, the closest we got was a sloppy, blunted GG nominations announcement followed by some unpaid intern at the HFPA “live-tweeting” the results into a void. But ahead of tomorrow’s announcement of the Oscar nominations, things are looking up. Just not for perennial hopeful Amy Adams who was just nominated for two Razzie Awards for two separate roles this year. While The Golden Raspberry committee had to create an entirely new category devoted to Bruce Willis’ unprecedented EIGHT nominations in a single year, I still believe in Amy and want better for her, prompting me to write a simple invocation. So, please join me in prayer.
Scott Eastwood Got Busted Trying To Steal Signs Protesting A Coastal Real Estate Development
Look, if Scott Eastwood can’t make it as an actor with that name and that face, then he’s obviously terrible at it. So we can’t blame him for exploring other occupational pursuits. One can only chase poon and suckle at daddy’s teat for so long before it becomes an embarrassment. (yes, Clint Eastwood has teats. They look like beef jerky and exude a tar-like substance similar to chewing tobacco expectorate) According to TMZ, Scott has diversified his portfolio to include some real estate investments. And in his spare time, he runs around Del Mar, California stealing signs protesting a new luxury resort that’s being built “atop 16.5 acres of oceanfront land north of San Diego.” Sadly though, he’s worse at stealing signs than he is at acting. Scott got caught in the act and was read for filth by a woman wearing yoga pants. Such a shame.
Scott Eastwood Is Constantly Banging Chicks
Scott Eastwood is an attractive, wealthy, privileged, male, from a famous family, who is having lots of sex. So he’s someone who really anyone can identify with. Right? Scott was on the Live Life Better podcast (full episode after the cut) where he spoke with relationship expert Emily Morse. From the episode we learned a lot about Scott’s sex drive, which is valuable information to have.
Scott Eastwood Recently Hit On Hilary Duff
Hilary Duff stopped doing deep squats on her trainer-turned-boyfriend almost a month ago, which is a whole lot longer than I thought it would take for someone like Scott Eastwood to swoop in and work his fuckboi game on her.
E! News says that Hilary was having dinner on Saturday night in West Hollywood with a girlfriend when Scott walked in around 11pm and approached her. A source says they talked for quite some time and that Hilary was “all smiles” and “flirty” with Scott. Hilary’s constant-smiling wasn’t an awkward defense mechanism to distract Scott while she attempted to slink away. E!’s source says they hit it off so much, that they left the restaurant together and went to 1OAK.
Usually taking things from a restaurant to a club on a Saturday night ends with a Sunday-morning Uber ride across town before the sun comes up, but the source says it wasn’t like that. Hilary and Scott were just “casually chatting” at 1OAK and it didn’t look like things were romantic between them.
If Scott and Hilary start dating, I sincerely wish her the best of luck if things between them get serious enough for her to meet Scott’s daddy. Clint Eastwood has major feelings about kids these days. I can only imagine what grumpy old man thoughts he’ll grumble out regarding that picture of Hilary Duff kissing her son on the mouth.
And here’s Hilary looking like a gym-rat trophy wife of a Putty Patroller while walking to her car in L.A. yesterday.
