After reading that headline, I know what you’re thinking: “Maybe it had to do with you being an asshole?” But even years after their divorce, Caitlyn Jenner––for absolutely no reason other than to ~seemingly~ keep her name out there––is still talking about her marriage to Kris Jenner in the most recent episode of Rob Lowe’s podcast, “Why? Literally! With Rob Lowe”.
Good news, America! If Kanye West somehow manages to defy the odds and become President in November, he’s not going to be tackling the country’s biggest issues on his own. In fact, he could possibly be tag-teaming the deficit and the sinking economy with the invaluable help of another equally qualified US citizen. That’s right, coming this fall, you just might wake up from the nightmare that has been 2020 to meet a brand new disaster because Caitlyn Jenner wants to be Kanye’s Vice President.
As we learned yesterday, People Magazine only just now got around to publishing a “pride issue” (Anderson Cooper and his “o rly” baby were on the cover), which provided them a perfect opportunity to talk to Caitlyn Jenner on the fifth anniversary of her transition. She also briefly touched on her “activism” and political journey from MAGA hatted FOT (friend of Trump), to unhatted DFOT (disappointed friend of Trump). Of course, People being People, they let Caitlyn gently tip-toe around the topic of politics, even though now is the time for stomping in cleats.
I always thought that Sophia Hutchins had a giant suction cup surgically installed onto her hip, because she always seems stuck to her girlfriend Caitlyn Jenner’s side, and the two are about as inseparable as the Kartrashian-Jenners and botulism. But 23-year-old Sophia has corrected us and wants us to know that 70-year-old Caitlyn Jenner is not the trans woman version of Peter Cook because she’s not fucking a piece decades younger than her. Well, at least Caitlyn’s not fucking a piece who is decades younger than her and also named Sophia Hutchins.
Caitlyn Jenner was married to Kris Jenner during the O.J. Simpson scandal when O.J. was tried for the murder of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown, and was acquitted. As such, Cait has info on what went down during and after the trial. And because she’s on a reality show where she’s got nothing to do but spill secrets in hopes of getting maximum camera time, Caitlyn talked about the O.J. trial and dropped her thoughts on and also what a young Kourtney Kardashian told her after O.J. was cleared of the murders.
She says that like it’s a bad thing. TMZ reports that Caitlyn Jenner claims that her ex-stepdaughter Khloe Kardashian hasn’t opened her surgically enplumpened lips to deign to speak to her in almost half a decade.