Harrison Ford Says That He And Brad Pitt Had A Complicated Experience While Filming “The Devil’s Own”
For those of you who simply thrive on hot goss from 26-year-old movies that loop on the USA Network, Harrison Ford is here to supply it. The patron saint of grumpiness is back on the scene to begin promoting his new film Indiana Jones and the Million Dollar Retirement Check Dial of Destiny. During an interview with Esquire, Harrison decided to regale us with some tales from his storied career in front of the camera. He detailed his time working with Brad Pitt on the 1997 film The Devil’s Own, calling it “complicated.” Brad having a complicated experience with someone? Say it isn’t so!
Guess what? Gwyneth Paltrow is back again to talk about her sex life. And this latest tale in the Adventures of Goopy’s Cooch comes from her time in the throes of passion with two former lovers, Brad Pitt, and Ben Affleck. In a recent interview during the Call Her Daddy podcast, host Alex Cooper did some real investigative journalism by asking about two of Gwyneth’s most famous former flames. And Gwyneth probably rushed home afterward, cautiously lit some coochie candles, and ramped the speed up to “YESSSSSSSS!” on her expensive vibrators.
Elvira Gave Brad Pitt Some Free Good Press By Saying That He Let An Elderly Neighbor Live Rent-Free On His Estate
Brad Pitt recently sold his Los Angeles compound of 30 years for $40 million. It was the home base for Brad, Angelina Jolie, and their child army. With this $40 million sale also comes an unexpected gift, some free good press from Cassandra Peterson, aka Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, who once owned the house Brad turned into a compound. She says Brad was a lovely man, as she moved into another nearby house and became his neighbor. And while Brad was buying up all the houses around him, he allowed an elderly man to live on his property for free until the man’s death. Aww! And you know Brad really meant it. Because, as we know from his shitty Make It Right homes in New Orleans, if Brad wanted someone with health issues out of the house, he allegedly knows how to do it.
Hollywood’s not going to have Brad Pitt to kick around anymore. He’s outta here! Dirt reports that Brad’s bespoke Los Feliz estate has sold to an undisclosed buyer for $39 million and change. Brad’s owned the property for three decades, and it was the childhood home of the six kids he shares(ed?) with Angelina Jolie. Considering that a witch once lived there, I imagine it’s haunted by many memories he’s all too happy to forget. What a fool. If I lived in a house where Elvira once hid in the closet, I’d never leave!
Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow Letting Us Know That She Still Has A Dress She Wore On A Date With Brad Pitt Almost Thirty Years Ago
We all know Gwyneth Paltrow is the self-professed Queen of organic wares that could potentially burn your house down, but did you also know she has a soft spot for nostalgia as well? For example, there are some people who remember a time when she and Brad Pitt looked like they were about to be each other’s forever loves. Unfortunately, they couldn’t stay together and moved on to other relationships that failed as miserably as theirs did. However, in the spirit of holding onto beautiful memories (and mothball-protected garments), Gwyneth revealed she still owns a dress she wore to a movie premiere with Brad. And she took her thirsty GOOP coven on a trip through her closet to proudly show off all of her 90s fashion keepsakes.
Brad Pitt, Who Is Not Worried About The Age Gap In His New Relationship, Put His LA Compound On The Market For $40 Million
As Brad Pitt magnanimously awaits a peaceful resolution to his custody dispute with Angelina Jolie, he appears to be taking stock of where life has brought him thus far, and found it lacking, if not in wealth, perhaps in meaning. According to People, Brad has “quietly listed” his Los Feliz home of 30 years for $40 million. What good is a sprawling compound if you have no one with which to share its bounty? What good is a swimming pool, tennis court and skating rink on 1.9 acres in a dense urban enclave to a divorced dad of six whose only true goal in life is to be loved (by the HFPA et al)? When does “real property” become a painful specter of all that’s been lost, and all your heart truly yearns for, is all that’s yet to be found? When one is stripped of the trappings of fame and fortune, all that remains is the truth.