Category: Fashion

Quinta Brunson Says Some Stylists Didn’t Want To Work With Her Because Of Her Curves

May 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Quinta Brunson covers May’s issue of InStyle wearing a lovely pink loofah. The interview focused on her FASHUN, and how the immediate success of Abbott Elementary meant lots of awards show red carpet appearances (remember when she had to step over Jimmy Kimmel’s dead body to pick up her Emmy?). Unfortunately for 33-year-old Quinta, finding a stylist was a challenge. She tells InStyle that her body committed “the cardinal sin: to be short and have the nerve to have any type of curve.” Short? Meh. Sure, if they’re skinny. Curvy? Only if the woman has a teeeny tiny waist to balance out her tits and ass. But short and curvy? SACRÉ BLEU! Throw her to the wolves!

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Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, And Kylie Jenner Attended The Met With No Threat Of Damaging A Historical Relic This Time

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Despite Anna Wintour’s sources tempting us with a good time, there WERE several Kardashians/Jenners at last night’s Met Gala. We already knew Kim Kardashian ended up on the guest list, and Kendall Jenner would probably be there since Karl Lagerfeld was a fan of hers, but we got Kylie Jenner too. Though all three are famous solely because of Kim’s pussy, none of them ended up being the ones to dress up as Karl’s famous pussy, Choupette. And Kim and her ex, Pete Davidson, wanted attention had a cordial-looking conversation.

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Jennifer Aniston Roasted Adam Sandler For Showing Up To The “Murder Mystery 2” Premiere In A Sweatshirt

March 29, 2023 / Posted by:

Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston have reunited to star Netflix’s Murder Mystery 2, a sequel to 2019’s Murder Mystery [1]. Last night, both showed up to the premiere in L.A. Jennifer wore a silver sequin and beaded sheer minidress from Atelier Versace’s 2023 spring collection and looks like she spent hours in hair makeup. Adam wore a Knicks sweatshirt and looked like he had just rolled out of bed. Oh, to be a man who doesn’t give a fuck. 54-year-old Jennifer was chatting with Entertainment Tonight when she first spotted 56-year-old Adam on the red carpet, and she joke-screamed, “What the HELL are you doing? I’m not standing next to him!” But, as you can see by the header pic, she eventually did. Because Jennifer Aniston is WHAT? A professional.

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Johnny Depp’s Special Guest Appearance In Rihanna’s “Savage x Fenty Show Vol. 4” Happened

November 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week Rihanna threatened us with a disappointing time when we heard that Johnny Depp filmed a cameo in her Savage x Fenty Vol. 4 fashion show. Well, the show’s now streaming on Prime Video, and visually, I would describe it as Saturday Night Live Stefon’s wet dream. This show has everything: musical guests I’ve never heard of, a human cyclone, and a CGI-ed to the gods Johnny Depp loving on trees while making his best sexyface.

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Billie Eilish And Her Boyfriend Jesse Rutherford Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The LACMA Art + Film Gala

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

A successful, independent young woman like Billie Eilish can’t be expected to go around twinning with her brother every time she’s got a red carpet event to dress for. In fact, it starts to look a little weird after a while. Billie seems to understand that now and used the annual LAMCA Art + Film Gala to take the opportunity to make her twinning red carpet debut with her boyfriend, The Neighbourhood frontman Jesse Rutherford. Unfortunately, Billie chose the wrong event because there was another set of twins on the red carpet that not only completely eclipsed the stars in attendance, but they also eclipsed the very moon and sun that shine above. Sure Billie and Jesse looked cute shrouded in a Gucci comforter over matching Gucci pajamas, but even one unprotected glance at Salma Hayek’s twin gaseous orbs has the power to render the viewer blind.

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