Category: Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston Talks About Breaking Her Body From Working Out And How She Hates When People Say She Looks Great For Her Age

June 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Jennifer Aniston has partnered with a home fitness brand called Pvolve, and she’s talking to InStyle and British Vogue to promote that shit. Apparently, Pvolve’s whole thing is exercising without pushing yourself to the point of exhaustion/injury/death. 54-year-old Jennifer says this approach appealed to her cuz her old fitness routine used to be so intense she eventually “burnt out and broke my body.” Ugh, so relatable. That’s, like, my main issue with fitness. I simply go too hard and too long. I’m definitely not one of those losers who joined a gym in January, went once a week for three months, and then stopped going because “the weather got nice, so maybe I’ll take up jogging” (and, no, this hypothetical schlub did not take up jogging).

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Jennifer Aniston Believes The Young People Of Today Find “Friends” Offensive

March 30, 2023 / Posted by:

It doesn’t take much to piss people off these days because most of us are just one offense away from flipping tables and screaming, “This is an OUTRAGE!” Perhaps it all stems from how free and inappropriate society was in the 1990s, and you really need to look no further than iconic Living Single ripoff Friends for more context. Many of its jokes and situations would never fly today, and one of its stars, Jennifer Aniston, realizes this years after the series finale. In fact, she believes that comedy, in general, has taken a huge hit from the youth who cringe every time the Friends theme song comes on because they believe the entire series to be highly offensive.

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Jennifer Aniston Roasted Adam Sandler For Showing Up To The “Murder Mystery 2” Premiere In A Sweatshirt

March 29, 2023 / Posted by:

Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston have reunited to star Netflix’s Murder Mystery 2, a sequel to 2019’s Murder Mystery [1]. Last night, both showed up to the premiere in L.A. Jennifer wore a silver sequin and beaded sheer minidress from Atelier Versace’s 2023 spring collection and looks like she spent hours in hair makeup. Adam wore a Knicks sweatshirt and looked like he had just rolled out of bed. Oh, to be a man who doesn’t give a fuck. 54-year-old Jennifer was chatting with Entertainment Tonight when she first spotted 56-year-old Adam on the red carpet, and she joke-screamed, “What the HELL are you doing? I’m not standing next to him!” But, as you can see by the header pic, she eventually did. Because Jennifer Aniston is WHAT? A professional.

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Open Post: Hosted By Harry Styles Splitting His Pants In Front Of His Crush Jennifer Aniston During His Show

January 27, 2023 / Posted by:

We can probably assume that 28-year-old Harry Styles has a little thing for women older than him. We watched in discomfort as he spent some time lapping up 38-year-old Olivia Wilde’s special salad dressing that Jason Sudeikis was willing to risk his life for. And about three years ago, Harry appeared on Ellen DeDeneres’ show and revealed during her usually awkward and humiliating “Burning Questions” segment that his first celebrity crush was Jennifer Aniston–who’s 25 years his senior. Last night, Harry was able to show his boyhood crush what he’s working with; because in the middle of his show, the crotch of his pants ripped open as Jennifer (and thousands of others) watched from the audience.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Aniston’s Holiday Party For The “Old Guard Of Hollywood”

December 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Unlike most people who have parties and post everything from their first guest arriving to when they’re drunkenly placed in an Uber, Jennifer Aniston prefers to keep things a little more private. This year Jen hosted a holiday party for all of her Hollywood friends who are part of the “old guard.” No, she didn’t use a Ouija board to summon the ghosts of Clark Gable and Elizabeth Taylor. The “old guard” we’re talking about here includes Courteney Cox and Reese Witherspoon. And during this gathering of geriatrics (by Hollywood standards, of course), most of Jen’s guests left their cell phones in their pockets to enjoy an evening of fun that was for all of her “non-thirsty” friends.

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