Open Post: Hosted By Harry Styles Splitting His Pants In Front Of His Crush Jennifer Aniston During His Show
We can probably assume that 28-year-old Harry Styles has a little thing for women older than him. We watched in discomfort as he spent some time lapping up 38-year-old Olivia Wilde’s special salad dressing that Jason Sudeikis was willing to risk his life for. And about three years ago, Harry appeared on Ellen DeDeneres’ show and revealed during her usually awkward and humiliating “Burning Questions” segment that his first celebrity crush was Jennifer Aniston–who’s 25 years his senior. Last night, Harry was able to show his boyhood crush what he’s working with; because in the middle of his show, the crotch of his pants ripped open as Jennifer (and thousands of others) watched from the audience.
Unlike most people who have parties and post everything from their first guest arriving to when they’re drunkenly placed in an Uber, Jennifer Aniston prefers to keep things a little more private. This year Jen hosted a holiday party for all of her Hollywood friends who are part of the “old guard.” No, she didn’t use a Ouija board to summon the ghosts of Clark Gable and Elizabeth Taylor. The “old guard” we’re talking about here includes Courteney Cox and Reese Witherspoon. And during this gathering of geriatrics (by Hollywood standards, of course), most of Jen’s guests left their cell phones in their pockets to enjoy an evening of fun that was for all of her “non-thirsty” friends.
Soap opera icon John Aniston has passed away. The actor was best known for his long-running role as villain Victor Kiriakis on Days of Our Lives, but non-soap fans may know him as Jennifer Aniston’s dad. He was 89 years old.
Jennifer Aniston Reveals Her Past Fertility Struggles and Says She Went Through Several Unsuccessful Rounds Of IVF
Jennifer Aniston (yes, that’s Jennifer Aniston) covers the December issue of Allure. So that’s where my Chanel coasters went! In the interview, 53-year-old Jennifer opened up about her struggles with fertility and several failed IVF treatments in her 30s and 40s. Jen has come to terms with the fact that “the ship has sailed,” but admits she was hurt by the media painting her as a selfish, career-minded woman who refused to give Brad Pitt a child. She says it was “absolute lies,” and, at this point in her life, she doesn’t have anything else to hide. Then take the coasters off those titties and free the nipple, Jen!
Matthew Perry has been very open about his struggles with addiction during and after his tenure as one of the highest-paid actors on television. And although at one point, each cast member was making $1 million per episode, Matthew admits that what he made for nine episodes funded his many attempts at getting sober. But in a moment of life imitating art, the opening theme song wasn’t just a bunch of words that either excite or annoy folks who hear it. During his struggles, Matthew says the entire cast was there for him, but Jennifer Aniston was the one who basically pulled him to the side and said, “Seems like you’re stuck in second gear, honey.” And that was when he realized his addiction issues were no longer a secret to anyone around him.
The Ellen DeGeneres Show is over. Not with a bang, but a whimper (from Ellen DeGeneres’ traumatized PAs). The series finale aired today, and, as previously announced, the final guest was Jennifer Aniston. Jenn has been on the show 20 times and was Ellen’s first guest ever, so it was a real full circle moment. The two reflected on that initial 2003 interview, and Ellen asked how Jenn dealt with Friends ending in 2004. Jenn joked, “I got a divorce and went into therapy.” Portia De Rossi, I hope you have an escape plan that involves a suitcase full of diamonds and a tell-all manuscript entitled, “No Eye Contact, Please: Sleeping With The Queen of Mean”.