Category: Orlando Bloom

Harry Styles As Dorothy Gale, And More Celebrity Halloween Costumes

November 1, 2021 / Posted by:

Just because we’re still in the middle of a pandemic and Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween party didn’t happen for the second year in a row, doesn’t mean that the other celebrities won’t get together and tear shit up for attention. Much like a drag queen, if a celebrity isn’t working Halloween they are losing money! Harry Styles’ tour took him to Madison Square Garden in NYC on Halloween, and he decided to get festive by dressing up as a hobo hipster who just so happened to find a Dorothy Gale costume in the dumpster.

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Katy Perry Is Fine With Never Winning A Grammy Because She’s Got A Lot Of Hits And The Numbers “Don’t Lie”

September 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Katy Perry is about to take her one-year-old daughter Daisy to Las Vegas for a bit, because her residency, called Play, starts on December 29 at Resorts World Las Vegas. Katy sat with Variety for one of their 2021 Power of Women issue covers and talked about her upcoming show, and her life, and charity foundation, and her career. I know, the interviewer didn’t ask her about Orlando Bloom’s famous dick. What kind of serious journalists are they? But seriously, Katy has racked up many hit songs, but she’s never won a Grammy. And unlike some other artists, she says she’s cool with that because the numbers “don’t lie.”

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Orlando Bloom Got Roasted On Twitter For His Goopy Ways

March 22, 2021 / Posted by:

Essentially harmless (as far as we know) cheese ball (confirmed, also possibly literally has cheesy balls) Orlando Bloom did a “day in the life” interview for The Sunday Times that includes passages like “I like to earn my breakfast so I’ll just have some green powders that I mix with brain octane oil” letting us know we dodged a serious bullet when Orlando hooked back up (and procreated) with Katy Perry instead of Gwyneth Paltrow because could you imagine? And in a separate interview for The Guardian UK subtitled “The actor on stage fright, entitlement and losing his poodle,” Orlando talks about his favorite possession, a Buddhist scroll, and how he and Katy aren’t having enough sex. He’s so very earnest. And it’s nice to know that there’s at least one person in the world who takes him seriously even if that person is himself.

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Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom’s Baby Girl Has Been Born

August 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Well, it finally happened. After a nearly year-long gestation (her estimate), and a music video that gave me at least three nights worth of pregnant clown nightmares, Katy Perry has finally given birth to her first child with fiancé, Orlando Bloom. Or rather, it might be more fitting to say that her baby finally blossomed, for reasons which will be very apparent to you in just a minute. Because Katy and Orlando went kitschy with the name.

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Katy Perry Did A People Cover To Promote Her Upcoming Album And Baby

August 5, 2020 / Posted by:

In a cover story for People, Ellen DeGeneres superfan Katy Perry says she has gone through it. The very pregnant Katy was forced to delay both her destination wedding to Orlando Bloom and the release of her new album, Smile (which has been rescheduled for August 28) thanks to that darn pandemic. And before that, Katy says she suffered through the “darkest years of her life” after 2017’s Witness didn’t sell as many copies as her previous record-breaking albums.

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And In Totally True News, Katy Perry And Orlando Bloom Want Jennifer Aniston To Be Their Child’s Godmother

July 12, 2020 / Posted by:


The Mirror (which means this entire story is 100% true) says that Katy Perry and Jennifer Aniston are like BFFs and have been spending a lot of time together during the coronavirus quarantine (or as Jen calls it, an “oddly beautiful” time) by going on socially distant walks and shit. Well, Katy is about to give birth to her first child, the child she made with Orlando Bloom, and sources say that Jen has already been asked to be their kid’s godmother. Please don’t tell me that Asian Brit, Katy Perry, is going to ask Prince Charles to be the godfather next.

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