One power couple who loves to remind us they still like to fuck is Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union. To say they like to keep our stomachs churning with their spicy love is an understatement, but they also share a love for each other’s finances. Last month, people questioned the finances in their household after Gabrielle’s discussion about the matter during an interview on the Black Millionaires podcast. The internet says that Gabrielle’s net worth is $40 million while Dwayne’s is a reported $170 million. So many had thoughts when Gabrielle said that she and Dwayne split all their bills 50/50. But now, Dwyane is letting everyone know that there is a 50/50 split with the finances in their household. And this will probably be the last time either speaks on this matter again.
Dwyane Wade spent years as a Florida mainstay, killing it on the court with the Miami Heat before retiring back in 2019. Now, he spends his time killing it as a supportive dad and advocate for his daughter, Zaya, who is transgender. But, ever since Ron DeSantis was elected governor, Florida has become a place where Disney magic and LGBTQ+ rights have come under fire. Because of this, Dwyane, his (literally cockblocking, but gorgeous) wife Gabrielle Union, and their five kids have taken their ball and gone home–to a different state.
Gabrielle Union‘s unchanged vampire face has been a huge part of the culture since her days as a thirty-year-old teenager in the classic film Bring It On. And during that time, another thing she loved shaking her pompoms for was extramarital affairs. Of course, it’s something she no longer engages in after her current husband Dwyane Wade matched her energy by saying “Two can play that game my love” and their union has become stronger (and sexier) over the years as a result. But Gabrielle admits her first marriage, to ex-NFL player Chris Howard, had no redeeming qualities other than knowing she could cheat whenever she wanted to since she was the one making all of the money.
Kevin Hart, Sylvester Stallone, And Kim Kardashian Are Among California Residents Cited As Water Violators
California is enduring an unbearable heatwave, and water has become a scarce resource. Well, unless you’re rich and don’t really care about the environment. We already know there are certain folks who take their private jets for quick, unnecessary flights, and they’re being labeled as “climate criminals.” However, there are a few more celebrities like Kim Kardashian, Kevin Hart, Sylvester Stallone, and others who have recently been cited as some of the worse water wasters in all of La La Land.
The 2021 Billboard Music Awards were last night and since things are “getting back to normal” (whatever that means), it was a maskless affair. But honestly, I wish Machine Gun Kelly was forced to wear a mask because then we wouldn’t see his black-stained tongue, which made him look like he tossed the salad of The Tar Monster from Scooby-Doo.
For a company that prides itself on “Imagineering,” whatever the fuck that means, Disney sure seems to lack good old-fashioned imagination. According to Deadline, Disney+ is working on a “reimagining” of Cheaper by the Dozen, that old Steve Martin movie, which was already a remake of the 1950 film of the same name, which was an adaptation of a 1948 book of the same name. There’s a reason “reimagining” isn’t a real word, just saying. And they are really straining the bounds of credulity by casting Zach Braff and Gabrielle Union as the mom and pop of a “multiracial, blended family.” Look, I’ll buy a 1’ tall genocidal 50-year-old infant that can move shit with its mind, but Zach Braff pulling Gabrielle Union and putting a gang of babies up in her? Sirs/ma’ams, you have lost your minds.