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February 17, 2019 / Posted by:
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February 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Molly the beagle and her possum baby!

Australia saw Missouri’s pony-riding corgi and raised them a beagle-riding possum baby. Nine News Australia brings us another awww-inducing tale of interspecies love (and not in a PornHub category kind of way, you sucio-brained gutter skanks), and this time it’s the sweet love between a beagle who lost her entire litter and a possum baby who lost her mommy. In related news, researchers say that this story could very well replace defibrillation as a medical treatment to get hearts beating again.

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February 16, 2019 / Posted by:
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February 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Tom Sturridge and Jake Gyllenhaal posed together at the opening of their play Sea Wall/A Life at The Public Theater in NYC. And as they did that, someone’s Aunt Maureen tore threw her closet looking for her favorite Valentine’s Day sweater to wear to craft club and a mid-level pimp lost it while trying to find the suit he wanted to wear to take his mom to church – Lainey Gossip

Someone call CPS and let them know that Ben Affleck is terrorizing his poor son with the face of Tom BradyCelebitchy

Whatever, how can I care about Ben Affleck retiring his Batsuit as my nipples are hardening over the sight of Guillermo in Robin drag? – Pajiba

Well, there you go, we now know that something called “the truth” doesn’t exist anymore, because pillar of 100% truthiness, Kim Zolciak, was caught in a lie – Reality Tea

Excuse me while I shake with anxiety over the fact that we may not have gotten to see Chris Hemsworth’s muscled-up nipples as Thor – SOW

The NFL and Colin Kaepernick have settled and both claim they’re going to keep their clips shut about the details – Towleroad

“Shit, I totally have bed bugs and fleas now” – that bear – Hollywood Tuna

“Hello, welcome to the Goth Go-Go Dancer Cafe, I’m Olivia Munn, and I’ll show you to our table” – Popoholic

Sure, people give Dane Cook shit for his fetus-aged girlfriend, but she probably gives him more shit for constantly spending more time with Botox than her – Just Jared

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February 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Roper and Cricket, the down-low cowcorgi and the one-eyed miniature pony who were caught in a late-night secret rendezvous.

A story about a corgi sneaking out of his home to ride a one-eyed pony down the way might sound like some interspecies porn, but this is a G-rated story of down-low friendship, you sick bitch. Who knows how long the secret love between Roper and Cricket has been going on, but one night, a human named Callie Schenker returned to her farm in Missouri and caught them in the act. When my mom once went into the garage and caught the neighbor dude riding me, she ran out and screamed for us to get out of there (no, that didn’t happen, or did it?). But Callie immediately pulled out her phone and got video proof of a corgi riding her pony.

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February 15, 2019 / Posted by:
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