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Night Crumbs

July 22, 2019 / Posted by:

“Yes, I’d like to report that true love has been viciously murdered and is now dead” is what many 911 operators are going to hear from hysterical Gen Z-ers today since Jughead and Betty from Riverdale broke up for real – Just Jared

We’re living in the age of Awkwafina, and it might be the age of Awkwafina for a while, because she’s signed on to a Marvel movie, which means she’ll be in at least 4,939 future Marvel superhero movies – Lainey GossipĀ 

James Cameron congratulating Endgame for de-throning Avatar as the biggest cinematic money-maker of all-time just reminds me that a movie featuring humanoid tail fucking was the #1 movie in the world at one point – Pajiba

Sorry, but Shawn Mendes will not come out to your parents for you. You’ll have to hit up a Z-list reality star on Cameo for that, bitch! – Towleroad

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July 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Pop-Tarts Snak-Stix!

In 2002, the makers of Pop-Tarts tried to convince kids and parents that their highly-nutritious bars of not-at-all-Diabetes-inducing goodness could also count as an after-school snack. So they put out Pop-Tarts Snak-Stix, which were basically just regular Pop-Tarts cut up into three Kit Kat-shaped sticks. Pop-Tarts was smart to do that, because by the time afternoon snack time rolled around, kids were so damn tired (from a major sugar crash after eating Pop-Tarts for breakfast) that they didn’t have the energy to lift an entire Pop-Tart at once!

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Birthday Sluts

July 22, 2019 / Posted by:
Alex Trebek (79)
Selena Gomez (27)
Keegan Allen (30)
Sharni Vinson (36)
A.J. Cook (41)
Franka Potente (45)
Jaime Camil (46)
Rufus Wainwright (46)
James Arnold Taylor (50)
Rhys Ifans (52)
Irene Bedard (52)
David Spade (55)
John Leguizamo (55)

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Joanna Going (56)
Rob Estes (56)
Keith Sweat (58)
Willem Dafoe (64)
Alan Menken (70)
Don Henley (72)
Albert Brooks (73)
Danny Glover (73)
George Clinton (78)
Terence Stamp (81)
Louise Fletcher (85)
Oscar de la Renta (1932-2014)
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July 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Spider-Jermaine, the real-life Spider-Man from Philadelphia who scaled a building during a fire to save his bed-ridden mom!

I’ve said, “Yeah, okay, whatever you want,” to my mom when she’s asked me if we can watch an Adam Sandler movie while hanging out. So because of those soul-killing sacrifices I’ve made to honor my mother’s wishes, I thought that made me the mama’s boy of all mama’s boys. But I was wrong. Jermaine has me beat, because he flirted with death to help his mom. Although, honestly, I’d rather climb up a burning building than watch another damn Adam Sandler movie.

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Birthday Sluts

July 21, 2019 / Posted by:
Betty Gilpin (33)
Sara Sampaio (28)
Rory Culkin (30)
Chelsie Hightower (30)
Juno Temple (30)
Jamie Waylett (30)
Diane Guerrero (33)
Vanessa Lengies (34)
Paloma Faith (38)
Blake Lewis (38)
Justin Bartha (41)
Josh Hartnett (41)
Damian Marley (41)< strong>Pic: Netflix
Jaime Murray (43)
Alex Reid (44)
Ali Landry (46)
Charlotte Gainsbourg (48)
Alysia Reiner (49)
Brandi Chastain (51)
Jon Lovitz (62)
Yusuf Islam aka Cat Stevens (71)
Norman Jewison (93)
Robin Williams (1951-2014)
Edward Herrmann (1943-2014)
Janet Reno (1938-2016)
Don Knotts (1924-2006)
Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961)
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