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Well, this is something I didn’t want to read or type about today or ever. Since 2015, cancer has been fucking with Shannen Doherty, and after going into remission in 2017, it returned in 2020 as stage 4. Shannen recently gave an update on her health, and it’s a heartbreaking one. Shannen says that earlier this year, doctors discovered that her breast cancer spread to her brain, and she underwent radiation treatment. Shannen wrote, “But that fear…. The turmoil….. the timing of it all…. This is what cancer can look like.” On top of that, Shannen is also in the middle of a divorce. Hopefully, Shannen finally destroys cancer like she destroyed EVERYONE on Beverly Hills, 90210, the demons on Charmed, and eyeballs in Heathers with her potent glamour. And after she does that, I hope Shannen goes on to star in many more T.V. shows and movies so that I can have even more Shannen Doherty references to use over and over and over and over again!  – HuffPo

Jay Johnston, who voiced Jimmy Pesto on Bob’s Burger and was also in Mr. Show, has been nabbed by the feds for storming the Capitol on January 6th, which is such a Jimmy Pesto thing to do – SOW

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Over ten years ago, highly-esteemed serious thespian Sir Anthony Hopkins decided to slum it by appearing in a Marvel movie (Thor), and he’s taken a couple more Marvel checks since then. But believe it or not, Sir Anthony doesn’t gaze upon his Marvel performances with eyes of pride. Sir Anthony tells The New Yorker that his appearances as Odin of Asgard in the Thor movies were “pointless acting” because they just put him in armor, shoved a beard on his face, sat him on a throne, and told him to shout. He went on to say, “If you’re sitting in front of a green screen, it’s pointless acting it.” Well, if Sir Anthony ever gets bored with collecting an easy check for putting on a beard and yelling at a cloud green screen, I’m sure there’s an Angry Santa who would love to take his place. Or Brian Cox! Brian already has a beard, and he loves yelling! – People

While in her 1% bubble, Martha Stewart bravely spoke out against working from home because she doesn’t want America to “go down the drain” and become France with their “stupid” Augusts off  – Jezebel

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In 2016, American treasure Shelley Duvall was on Dr. Phil in an episode titled “A Hollywood Star’s Descent Into Mental Illness: Saving The Shining’s Shelley Duvall.” Many grabbed onto Dr. Phil’s stache and dragged him for exploiting someone suffering from mental illness. Shelley spoke out against the interview in 2021, saying, “I found out the kind of person he is the hard way.” Well, even though Shelley herself seems to regret that interview, Dr. PhilOfShit doesn’t! While talking to Chris Wallace in a new interview, Dr. Phil mouth-farted up about how he doesn’t regret doing the interview, but he does “regret that it was promoted in a way that people thought was unbecoming.” Shocking, I know. But if Phil actually said he regretted the interview, thousands would end up in the ER with a case of the shocks after finding out that he has a little bit of a heart – The A.V. Club

The rumor that Shakira and Lewis Hamilton are dating was pushed a little further into TRUE territory after they were spotted at dinner together. That’s probably making Tom Cruise rage out of his cha-cha heels since he was reportedly after Shakira. And this is the second time this week we’ve heard about something not going Tommy’s way. It’s turning out to be an extra beautiful month! – Lainey Gossip

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Ioan Gruffudd And Alice Evans’ 13-Year-Old Daughter Has Filed A Restraining Order Against Him

When we last left the 1,000-acre landfill fire that is the custody and divorce fight between Ioan Gruffudd and Alice Evans, he was granted a 3-year domestic violence restraining order against her after she repeatedly shit on him on social media and in text messages. Alice isn’t allowed to post about Ioan and his girlfriend, Bianca Wallace, for three years. Earlier this year, Alice was charged with violating the restraining order, but those charges were later dropped. Surprisingly, Alice’s fingers haven’t combusted from the tension of her not being able to slam her ex on her Instagram. I was thinking that the next restraining order to be filed in this messy situation would be from Instagram after Alice couldn’t help herself, but no. Instead, Ioan and Alice’s 13-year-old daughter, Ella, has filed a restraining order against him, and she’s also requested a civil harassment protection against his girlfriend Bianca. Just when you think things couldn’t get sadder and messier, they do. Although, in this situation, the sky’s the messy limit.

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