Jamie Lynn Spears Spits Out Fightin’ Words Over The Speculation About What’s Going On With Britney

April 23, 2019 / Posted by:

The #FreeBritney movement held a massive protest (okay, like 20 people) at City Hall in West Hollywood, CA the other day to voice their thoughts about how Brit Brit Spears should be released from the chains and shackles of her over 10-year-long conservatorship. And as that was happening, Brit Brit’s little sister Jamie Lynn Spears was slathering her face with possum grease, sticking razors in her hair, and handing her Juicy Couture backpack purse (you know she still has one) to one of her kids to prepare to fight the tricks who came at her in her Instagram posts for not helping Britney. Those bitches better hide, because we know that junior member of The Not The One Club, Jamie Lynn, is not the one.

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The Royals Celebrate Prince Louis’ First Birthday By Releasing Pics Of Him In Lil’ Sweaters

April 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Bitches, don’t leave, you’re the only fun ones in this joint!” is what Prince Louis is screaming at Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan as they get banished to Africa!

Today is the first anniversary of the born day of Prince Louis (that’s the third kid royale that Prince William and Duchess Kate made), and just like they did with their other kids, they released pictures of him taken by his mom at their country home earlier this month. I do love that Kate and her team added that shit to his sweater to make him look like a regular. Or maybe his older brother Prince George threw that shit at him right before Kate took the pic. Probably the second one.

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Birthday Sluts

April 23, 2019 / Posted by:
John Cena (42)
Chloe Kim (19)
Gigi Hadid (24)
Caleb Johnson (28)
Dev Patel (29)
Jessica Stam (33)
Taio Cruz (34)
Jaime King (40)
Joanna Krupa (40)
John Oliver (42)
Kal Penn (42)
Barry Watson (45)
Melina Kanakaredes (52)
David Tutera (53)

Pic: NBC

John Hannah (57)
George Lopez (58)
Valerie Bertinelli (59)
Craig Sheffer (59)
Judy Davis (64)
Michael Moore (65)
Joyce DeWitt (70)
Lee Majors (80)
Jan Hooks (1957-2014)
Hervé Villechaize (1943-1993)
Sandra Dee (1942-2005)
Roy Orbison (1936-1988)
Shirley Temple (1928-2014)
William Shakespeare (1564-1616)

Night Crumbs

April 22, 2019 / Posted by:

52-year-old Vincent Cassel and his 22-year-old French model wife Tina Kunakey are now parents to a girl they’ve named Amazonie, as tribute to Brazil where they live half of the year. Amazonie sounds like a superhero mascot Jeff Bezos would come up with for his brand. If these two messes really wanted to pay tribute to Brazil and give their daughter an amazing name, they would’ve named her Xuxa! – Celebitchy

A new trailer for Hobbs & Shaw was released, and it shows Idris Elba as the villain who calls himself “black Superman.” I gotta go down to Jiffy Lube to fix the leaky exhaust pipe I got from picturing all of Idris Elba in Spandex – Lainey Gossip

This is the most effective anti-drug PSA I’ve ever seen – Pajiba

Too bad Halsey didn’t twerk that $3 swap meet wig right off of her head – Popoholic

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The Palace May Be Looking To Send Prince Hot Ginge And Duchess Meghan Away To Africa

April 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Above is a pic from Easter service yesterday of Duchess Kate laughing at something that leaped out of Prince Hot Ginge’s mouth, and if you believe the reports, he’s saying to her, “Bitch, I see you got your nasty slut of a man covering his dick so it won’t wander into the pussy of one of your friends again!”, while she laughs like, “Bitch, shouldn’t you be at home helping your wife pack her ugly clothes since we’re about to banish both of your asses from OUR kingdom!”

There were reports that PHG and Prince William still hate each other, and didn’t speak at all during Easter service (Duchess Meghan wasn’t there since she’s due to birth out the royal ginger baby any day now). That may have been because Prince William and his minions are reportedly working on a plan to send PHG and Duchess Meghan far, far away because he’s jealous of their fame.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

April 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Globey from Pee-wee’s Playhouse!

On this Earth Day today, let’s pay tribute to one of the most accurate portrayals of planet Earth, because we all know that if Earth had eyes, nose, a mouth that talked, and arms, it’d be a French-accent having horn ball who is best friends with a dinosaur bird. Actually, if the Earth had eyes, nose, a mouth that talked, and arms, it’d be like me after watching that walrus scene in Our Planet: crying while guzzling down a bottle of $5 wine from Trader Joe’s over the state of the world. But still, let’s pay tribute to the globe on acid that was Globey!

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