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Afternoon Crumbs

September 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Channing Tatum brought his 40-year-old nipples and muscles out on Instagram. First of all, Channing needs to learn how to zoom into the hotness and clean that damn table because how are we supposed to focus on his Magic Mike 3-ready body with all that shit in the way? Second of all, if you always thought that Channing’s the kind of himbo who calls himself “daddy,” check out his caption, because daddy sure does – Instagram

The first big post-COVID-19 red carpet blue carpet happened in Monte Carlo, and if you didn’t know it was coronavirus times, you’d think they were all wearing masks because Johnny Depp was there – Lainey Gossip

And the title of this century’s greatest master of disguise goes to this pussy who masterfully disguised themselves as a Shiba Inu – OMG Blog

Speaking of master of disguises, Khloe Kartrashian, the fame whore of a million faces, has a new face. I mean, she is back with Tristan Thompson, so maybe thinks that if she transforms herself into a new woman each week his dick won’t go a’ wanderin’ again – Celebitchy

Dax Shepard admitted that he fell off the wagon after 16 years of sobriety – Just Jared

Not to be outdone by Channing Tatum, Sterling K. Brown also served up his hard cum gutters on social media – Pajiba

Let’s see: STFU and put on a mask while avoiding fried pubes, lawyer fees, and spending the day in a jail cell, OR get tasered and arrested for being a whiny, entitled twat? Decisions…. decisions… – Towleroad

Pic: Instagram

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September 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Vin Diesel’s new bop Feel Like I Do!

Over seven years ago, we were all swooned over by the haunting sound of Vin Diesel’s gentle nightingale voice as he serenaded us with the definitive version of Rihanna’s song Stay. From 2013 until now, Rihanna has only released one album. Coincidence? I think not! RiRi was left so shook by Vin Diesel outdoing her that it has kept her away from the music industry. Well, Navy, you’re going to have to wait another million years for RiRi’s next album, because she’s going to stay away now that her biggest pop rival Vin Diesel has crooned again. On today’s episode of The Kelly Clarkson Show, Vin’s latest contribution to the music world, Feel Like I Do, was played, and her audience all lazily sat-danced and head-bopped to it in front of their webcams. It’s the most bizarre and disturbing Black Mirror episode yet.

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Birthday Sluts

September 25, 2020 / Posted by:
Donald Glover (37)
Brendan Jordan (21)
Jansen Panettiere (26)
Rosalia (27)
Annabelle Wallis (36)
T.I. (40)
Jodie Kidd (42)
Clea DuVall (43)
Santigold (44)
Declan Donnelly (45)
Matt Hasselbeck (45)
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras (47)
Bridget Marquardt (47)
Brian Dunkleman (49)
Hal Sparks (51)
Will Smith (52)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (51)

Pic: ABC/Getty

Jason Flemyng (54)
Scottie Pippen (55)
Tate Donovan (57)
Keely Shaye Smith (57)
Aida Turturro (58)
Heather Locklear (59)
Michael Madsen (63)
Jamie Hyneman (64)
Mark Hamill (69)
Pedro Almodóvar (71)
Angela Bowie (71)
Cheryl Tiegs (73)
Michael Douglas (76)
Barbara Walters (91)
Christopher Reeve (1952-2004)
Juliet Prowse (1936-1996)
Shel Silverstein (1930-1999)
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Night Crumbs

September 24, 2020 / Posted by:

As part of their COVID-19 precautions, the cast of Riverdale has been gargling with mouthwash before sucking each other’s faces in a scene. Errr… did they not do this before coronavirus? Nasty little germ-swapping fucks! I mean, everyone I kiss gargles with mouthwash beforehand…. and afterward they gargle with a mixture of Fungicide, Clorox, and holy water – Pajiba

You better piss on an e.p.t. today because it looks like everyone’s got a pandemic baby in their womb including Mandy MooreE! News

PAGING Ana de Armas! PAGING Ana de Armas! You better be in the planning stages of a pap stroll event where Ben Affleck proposes to you as you hold onto the ultrasound scan showing the BenAna fetus in your womb because Katie Holmes and WhatsHisName are showing you up! – Lainey Gossip 

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After Prince Hot Ginge And Meghan Markle Encouraged Americans To Vote, Trump Said That He’s Not A Fan And Wished PHG “Luck”

September 24, 2020 / Posted by:

On National Voter Registration Day, Meghan Markle and Prince Hot Ginge did a video, which played during the televised Time 100 special, where they got into the importance of voting and shat on hate speech. PHG wasn’t wearing a “Ginger Bros For Joe” t-shirt, and they never mentioned the name Joe Biden or endorsed Biden. But many still got their assholes twisted up about it, and because there’s absolutely nothing else going on in the country besides this, a reporter from The Daily Mail (of course) asked Donald Trump how he feels about Meghan and PHG “essentially encouraging people to vote for Joe Biden.” Trump didn’t have Mean Girls-like words for PHG (Why would he? PHG is a rich white dude whose mom Trump believes he could’ve had sex with if she took an HIV test). But he did shit-talk Meghan by saying he’s not a fan, which really is the ultimate compliment.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Zorawar Singh, the Guinness World Record holder for the most skips on roller skates!

Yes, there are approximately 10,984,123,999 Guinness World Records, but even though there are more Guinness World Records than people on Earth, it does take some skill to get one. Zorawar Singh proved this when he got a Guinness World Record for doing the extremely valuable life skill of jumping rope in rolling skates.

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