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Birthday Sluts

January 26, 2023 / Posted by:
Andrew Ridgeley (60)
Joseph Quinn (29)
Cameron Bright (30)
Sasha Banks (31)
Colton Underwood (31)
Manti Te’o (32)
Christopher Massey (33)
Emily Hughes (34)
Layla Kayleigh (39)
Colin O’Donoghue (42)
Sara Rue (44)
Gilles Marini (47)
Kirk Franklin (53)
Paul Johansson (59)
Wayne Gretzky (62)

*The internet has different dates for Angelyne’s birthday but she says it’s today.

Pic: Ian Dickson/Redferns

Anita Baker (65)
Ellen DeGeneres (65)
Lucinda Williams (70)
Mimi Leder (71)
Angelyne (73)*
David Strathairn (74)
Christopher Hampton (77)
Angela Davis (79)
Denise Rich (79)
Scott Glenn (84)
Bob Uecker (89)
Eddie Van Halen (1955-2020)
Gene Siskel (1946-1999)
Paul Newman (1925-2009)
Maria von Trapp (1905-1987)
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Night Crumbs

January 25, 2023 / Posted by:

In news that may make your lungs collapse from letting out the gasp of all gasps, it turns out that Andrea Riseborough’s surprise Best Actress Oscar nomination for a movie nobody has seen called To Leslie was the work of a strategic PR campaign. To Leslie’s director, Michael Morris, is married to actress Mary McCormack who worked with big PR firms to email her famous friends and ask them to push the movie and Andrea’s performance in social media posts and elsewhere. Many did just that. Oh, how I miss the olden days when actors thirsty for OSCUH did the hustling themselves. Like the iconicconsider” ads of pure sexy opulence that Melissa Leo took out in the trades to get an Oscar for her performance in 2010’s The Fighter. And she got that Oscar. Please take note from a real awards season PR master, Andrea. – Variety

Whoever says crime doesn’t pay needs to read how the SoHo Scammer (aka Anna Delvey aka Anna Sorokin) will star in a dinner party talk show where she’ll interview celebrities from her NYC apartment while under house arrest. And I’m sure that show will be followed by Travel the World with Elizabeth Holmes (But Only To Countries With No Extradition Treaty) and a reboot of Dr. Oz co-hosted by Martin ShkreliUproxx

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

January 25, 2023 / Posted by:

Bentley The Microwave Cat!

The words “microwave cat” may make you scream, “What in ALF cookbook HELL?” but nobody’s nuking Bentley! Bentley, who lives with his humans in Oregon, has felt the warm, comforting embrace of that radiation box and tasted its deliciously greasy walls, and instantly fell in love. But sadly, Bentley has been separated from his true love since pussy + microwave = a disaster waiting to happen. Bentley’s humans have now put a catproof lock on the microwave, keeping them apart. Don’t you just hate it when a love story ends in tragedy? Not since Romeo + Juliet…

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Birthday Sluts

January 25, 2023 / Posted by:
Jenifer Lewis (66)
René-Charles Angelil (22)
Calum Hood (27)
Ariana DeBose (32)
Dustin Ingram (33)
Michael Trevino (38)
Charlie Bewley (42)
Alicia Keys (42)
Michelle McCool (43)
Christine Lakin (44)
Princess Charlene of Monaco (45)
Volodymyr Zelenskyy (45)
Mia Kirshner (48)
Dat Phan (48)

Pic: Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images

Marcus Samuelsson (52)
China Kantner (52)
Ana Ortiz (52)
Dinah Manoff (67)
The Honky Tonk Man (70)
Leiji Matsumoto (85)
Tobe Hooper (1943-2017)
Etta James (1938-2012)
Gregory Sierra (1937-2021)
Diana Hyland (1936-1977)
Dean Jones (1931-2015)
Virginia Woolf (1882-1941)
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Night Crumbs

January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Jonathan Majors says that he spent four months shoveling a massive 6,100 calories into his eating hole every single day to bulk up to play an aspiring bodybuilder loner in the movie Magazine Dreams. Never mind that The Rock is probably thinking “amateur” since his meaty muscly farts are worth more calories than that, but some of us are also not impressed since 6,100 calories is a light lunch at The Cheesecake Factory. And that’s without dessert! – Variety

And in other Magazine Dreams news filed under NOT A GOOD LOOK, a recent screening of it at Sundance led to jurist Marlee Matlin and the other jurors quitting that bitch and walking out when the festival failed to provide captioning for her – People

Robin Wright must have thought to herself, “Hmm, what’s a decision I can make that’s almost as bad as the time I went to bat for Kevin Spacey?” Because she is probably rubbing her parts all over Sean Penn’s charbroiled ham hocks yet again – Celebitchy

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Who Is December’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that the Oscar nominations are out of the way, we can finally get to a contest that truly matters! And if 2022 was a trash year for you, then I apologize for reminding you of its existence. Because it’s time to vote for the final Hot Slut of the Month of 2022. December’s HSOTM showdown royale is down to a holiday legend of sorrowful glamour, my favorite MMA fighter who was never an MMA fighter, Mother Nature’s dream house, and a dominatrix who continued to prove that the F in Florida stands for Fuckery. The first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month, and the fourth is a wild card picked by me. Your choices for December are:

Stephanie Zinone’s Christmas Tree Dress, the haute couture masterpiece (Schiaparelli wishes!) that Michelle Pfeiffer wears in Grease 2 as she goes from singing about winter to bringing the raw emotion while yodeling about a true love lost. Those were the days when the toxic fumes wafting off of lead-based Christmas tree tinsel could make you hallucinate a dream ballet with the hot piece you thought was dead!

Waffle House Wendy (formerly known as Waffle House Girl), the employee of a Waffle House in Austin, TX who became a Not The One icon when she effortlessly caught a chair and tossed it to the side during a fight with customers. And I should’ve said “former employee” since Waffle House Wendy (real name: Halie Booth) was fired after her supervisors wrote her up for property damage. Whatever, who needs Waffle House when I’m sure she’ll easily land a lucrative job as the stage bouncer at this year’s Oscars.

Kenner’s Tree Tots Family Tree House, the tree house playset from the 70s that brought hours of simple entertainment and had Fisher-Price’s Little People shaking in their little people boots with fear.

Mistress Krave, the dominatrix who got some easy promo for her Miami S&M club by attending a Fort Lauderdale City Council meeting where she demanded $250,000 in taxpayer money to build a dungeon. Mistress Krave was denied, but I’m sure later, those city council members slipped her private donation checks as they dropped to their pitiful knees while saying, “Apologies, mistress,” before tongue-polishing her boots.

Voting is below. This is a fast one since December’s HSOTM champion will be crowned this Friday, January 27th.

Pics: Paramount Pictures, Twitter, Worthpoint, Krave Miami/The Daily Mail

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