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July 20, 2018 / Posted by:

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Diana Rigg (80)
Scout Willis (27)
Brooke Candy (29)
Julianne Hough (30)
John Frances Daley (32)
Gisele Bundchen (38)
Elliot Yamin (40)
Erica Hill (42)
Judy Greer (43)
Simon Rex (44)
Omar Epps (45)
Vitamin C (46)
Sandra Oh (47)
Josh Holloway (49)
Terri Irwin (54)
Donna Dixon (61)
Dwayne Wayans (62)
Carlos Santana (71)
Kim Carnes (73)
Sleepy LaBeef (83)
Sally Ann Howes (88)
Chris Cornell (1964-2017)
Billy Mays (1958-2009)
Natalie Wood (1938-1981)

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Night Crumbs

July 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Taylor Swift is back in the studio, and I’m guessing that all her new music is about her relationship with that blond British dude she’s currently with. So because of that I’m sure that watching the paint dry on the wall she just painted will be a much more riveting experience than listening to her songs about that blond British dude – Lainey Gossip

Heidi Klum’s glow probably really comes from looking at the check that a drugstore apricot scrub brand gave her to name check them – Celebitchy

Steve Lodge is one step closer to becoming Vicki Gunvalson’s next ex-husband – Reality Tea

Err, where’s Rita Ora in this pic? All I see is a stunning knock-off ElviraDrunken Stepfather

Judge Jeannine Pirro pissed off Whoopi Goldberg so much that Whoopi awakened from her usual stoner slumber and went full rage on a trick – Towleroad

Even a growing fetus in her body can’t keep Hilary Duff away from her daily pap walks to her car – Popoholic

Tom Jones is in the hospital and I wonder if the nurses threw their panties at him to make him feel more at home? – SOW

This is horrifying and sad, Olympic medal-winning figure skater Denis Ten was stabbed to death at 25 – Just Jared 

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Wiz Khalifa Thinks Eating A Banana Whole In Public Is Gay 

July 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Fresh off from refusing to apologize for his racist lyric about Korean eyes, Wiz Khalifa is getting more attention for a dumb dingle that fell out of his mouth. Wiz was on The Breakfast Club when he declared that a straight dude eating a whole banana in public is “sus,” which means it’s “suspect,” which means it looks like he’s sucking a dick and that’s 100% gay. Who knew that a dude who dresses like a Boca Raton grandma  going to bingo would suffer from stage 10 fragile masculinity.

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A Friend Of Duchess Meghan Says Her Dad Faked His Heart Surgery To Get Out Of Her Wedding

July 19, 2018 / Posted by:

The producers of Days of Our Lives, Young and the Restless, and whatever other soap opera is still on the air should really hire Duchess Meghan’s melodramatic father Thomas Markle to write for them, because he’s bringing the twists, turns and theatrical drama. Thomas was supposed to walk Meghan down the aisle, but when it came out that he staged embarrassing pap pics, he had a heart attack and eventually pulled out of the wedding completely because he needed to have surgery.

One of Meghan’s unnamed friends is now telling The Daily Mail that Thomas’ heart attack and surgery was about as fake as Prince Hot Ginge’s denial that he’s really in love with an old skinny fat blogger from California. The friend claims Thomas faked a heart attack to get sympathy from the public and to also get out of going to the wedding. The creators of The Crown better send Thomas his favorite thing, a stack of cash, as a thank you for giving them some serious ESCANDALOSONESS for season 8.

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Birthday Sluts

July 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Campbell Scott (57)
Steven Anthony Lawrence (28)
Rosie Jones (28)
Kaitlin Doubleday (34)
Trai Byers (35)
Ryan Dorsey (35)
Jared Padalecki (36)
Michelle Heaton (39)
Benedict Cumberbatch (42)
Vinessa Shaw (42)
Saïd Taghmaoui (45)
Bodhi Elfman (49)
Chris Kratt (49)
Clea Lewis (53)
Anthony Edwards (56)
Lisa Lampanelli (57)
Atom Egoyan (58)
Brian May (71)
Abel Ferrara (67)
Vikki Carr (77)
Helen Gallagher (92)

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