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Birthday Sluts

August 1, 2021 / Posted by:
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Leon Thomas III (28)
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MTV (40)
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Yves Saint Laurent (1936-2008)
Dom DeLuise (1933-2009)
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Suki Waterhouse Is Pissed At The “Gossip Girl” Reboot For Calling Her Robert Pattinson’s “Nobody” Girlfriend

July 31, 2021 / Posted by:

If you looked at the name Suki Waterhouse above, you may have thought to yourself, “Those Gossip Girl bitches better watch out because she’s got powers and shit and has taken down mega-powerful vampires.” Well, I need to tell you that’s Sookie Stackhouse you’re thinking of! You may have responded to that with, “Okay, well, those Gossip Girl tricks better watch out because I’ve seen her brawl on Jersey Shore.” That’s Snooki! And you may have responded to that with, “Oh, okay, um, well, those Gossip Girl dick wipes better watch out because she’s a major accounting firm with billions of dollars and can sue them broke!” That’s PricewaterhouseCoopers! We’re talking about Suki Waterhouse the actress who has been in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Assassination Nation, and Detective Pikachu. Or you may remember her as Bradley Cooper’s one-time young pap partner who he read Lolita to in the park. But I’m guessing you won’t find Gossip Girl on Suki’s resume anytime soon because she spat at the reboot and pretty much called them sexist for calling her a “nobody” in a line about her and her boyfriend of around three years Robert Pattinson. Whatever the opposite of “xoxo” is, that’s what Suki feels about Gossip Girl.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 31, 2021 / Posted by:

Heinz’s Salsa Ketchup!

My brain is a fountain of gutter water and uselessness, so I’m shocked and disgusted with myself for forgetting the time when Heinz made us picture some bareback fuck times between a bottle of ketchup and a bottle of salsa. But I was reminded of this when reader Anne recommended Heinz’s Salsa-Style Ketchup as an HSOTD.

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Birthday Sluts

July 31, 2021 / Posted by:
Charlie Carver (33)
Bretman Rock (23)
Rico Rodriguez (23)
Lil Uzi Vert (27)
Victoria Azarenka (32)
Alexis Knapp (32)
Zelda Williams (32)
Ruston Kelly (33)
B.J. Novak (42)
Zac Brown (43)
Will Champion (43)
Annie Parisse (46)
Eve Best (50)

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Ben Chaplin (52)
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J.K. Rowling (56)
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Mark Cuban (63)
Michael Biehn (65)
Geraldine Chaplin (77)
France Nuyen (82)
Don Murray (92)
Elizabeth Wurtzel (1967-2020)
Richard Griffiths (1947-2013)
Ted Cassidy (1932-1979)
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Night Crumbs

July 30, 2021 / Posted by:

After Scarlett Johansson filed a breach of contract lawsuit against Disney for fucking with her bonuses by releasing Black Widow onto its streaming service, fellow Asian movie star Emma Stone is reportedly also thinking about suing a certain mousy bitch too since Cruella was also released onto Disney+. And just like that, my new favorite Disney movie is the one where Black Widow and Cruella team up to jump Mickey’s ass behind Cindrella’s castle – Just Jared

Ben Affleck supposedly wants to “protect” what he and Jennifer Lopez have, which should warm the frostbitten hearts of us tricks who love ridiculousness since he wants to protect the sanctity of the STUNT QUEEN couple and also keep the paparazzi industry alive! – Celebitchy

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Birthday Sluts

July 30, 2021 / Posted by:
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Hope Solo (40)
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Lisa Kudrow (58)
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Laurence Fishburne (60)
Richard Linklater (61)
Kate Bush (63)
Ken Olin (67)
Frank Stallone (71)
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Arnold Schwarzenegger (74)
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