Category: Justin Timberlake

Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Renewed Their Vows For Their Tenth Anniversary

October 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Well, they did it! Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel made it to their tenth anniversary. Even after that little blip in 2019, when JT was papped holding hands with his female co-star in New Orleans. And that more recent blip when everyone realized Justin was a sexist schmuck re: Britney Spears and Janet Jackson. To celebrate their decade of love, Justin, 41, and Jessica, 40, renewed their vows in Italy. Ruh roh! Haven’t these two ever heard about the vow renewal curse? That shit’s the marriage kiss of death!

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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Timberlake Getting Dragged For His Awkward Dance Moves

June 22, 2022 / Posted by:

It may have taken damn near twenty years, but Justin Timberlake got his after throwing Janet Jackson and her titty under the bus at the Super Bowl.  sacred titty out during the Super Bowl is finally coming to claim him. JT recently exhibited in a viral clip showcasing a set of “dance moves” that look like he’s having the world’s first seizure, and orgasm, at the same time. And the internet dragged him for moving like a drunk dad with arthritis.

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Justin Timberlake Sold His Music Catalog For A Cool $100 Million

May 27, 2022 / Posted by:

In news that finally isn’t about him being stank to a woman who is exponentially more talented than him and then issuing a way-too-late and not-at-all convincing apology for it (see here and here), Justin Timberlake has sold his music catalog. People says that Justin sealed the deal with Hipgnosis Song Management for around $100 million and it includes the copyrights of about 200 of his songs including hits like “Cry Me a River” and “Rock Your Body.” 

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Janet Jackson Says That She’s Good Friends With Justin Timberlake And Everybody Needs To Move On From The Super Bowl Nipple Flash

January 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Lifetime and A&E’s two-part Janet Jackson documentary finished airing last night, and in the special, she denied making a secret baby with her first husband James DeBarge (cut to Janet’s all grown-up secret baby throwing their mom a side-eye while babysitting Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson’s secret child), and said that even though her relationship with Michael Jackson was pretty estranged after Thriller came out, she’s never believed the allegations that he was a child molester. Janet also got into the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show nipple knob flash that fucked with her career and said that she and her good friend Justin Timberlake have moved on from it and so should everybody else. I’m sure everyone will follow Janet’s advice and that our final words before we breathe our last breath on our death bed won’t be, “And one other thing, FUCK JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

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Janet Jackson Doesn’t Want Anything To Do With The New York Times Documentary About Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

November 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Back in March, The New York Times, in association with Hulu and FX, dropped Framing Britney Spears, a documentary that looked to effectively re-write the narrative surrounding Britney Spears’ 13-year-long conservatorship. And yeah, mission accomplished. The next person The New York Times was hoping to reputationally rehab with a documentary is Janet Jackson, whose career seemingly took a sudden nosedive after her 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show performance, in which one of her titties was exposed after Justin Timberlake yanked at her costume. Last week, The New York Times finally dropped Malfunction: The Dressing Down of Janet Jackson. I’m sure it’s not too much of a stretch to assume that Justin Timberlake wants nothing to do with Malfunction. But according to Miss Jackson’s former stylist, Janet doesn’t want to be involved with Malfunction either.

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Sam Asghari Admits That Being Britney Spears’ Boyfriend Helped His Career

November 22, 2021 / Posted by:

If you’re anything like me, you hear the name “Sam Asghari” and maybe you start humming the chorus of “Oops…I Did It Again,” or maybe one of the dumber parts of your brain goes, “It’s Britney, bitch.” And the reason for that is because prior to a few years ago, Sam Asghari wasn’t exactly a household name outside of his parent’s house. But now he’s Sam Asghari, established actor and stand-alone famous person, who also just so happens to be Britney Spears’ fiancé and loudest supporter. And Sam happens to be very aware that his relationship to Britney is what put his ass on the map. Oh, and speaking of being Britney’s loudest supporter? Some Britney fans are questioning just how supportive he might be, considering he deliberately failed to support her during a recent red carpet appearance.

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