Category: The Rock
Dwayne Johnson Confirms There Will Not Be A Sequel To “Black Adam”
When it comes to superhero movies, you would think that casting Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would be a move in the right direction. He’s giant, he’s covered in muscles, he loves to jump off of things, and he has an endless collection of nipple-suffocating tight shirts. Well, unfortunately, none of these things worked in his favor after his latest endeavor Black Adam essentially bombed at the box office. And since there’s no Captain Save-A-Franchise to swoop in and whisk him away from the dregs of financial ruin DC Studios will not be providing a Black Adam sequel anytime soon. And The Rock confirmed this sad news on Twitter, breaking the hearts of DC fanboys everywhere.
The Rock Walks Back His Support Of Joe Rogan
After a group of doctors, Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, and many more slapped at Spotify for letting Joe Rogan spew COVID-19 misinformation as fact, Joe himself released a response where he admitted that the shit he says on his podcast is not “prepared” or “fleshed-out” and that he agrees with Spotify’s decision to put disclaimers before every podcast episode that discusses Coronavirus. Joe also said he’s open to having more experts with different opinions on his show. That was good enough for wannabe POTUS, The Rock, who patted fellow baldie Joe Rogan on the head for giving a good apology and also plugged his tequila brand by leaving this note in the comments of Joe’s video: “Great stuff here brother. Perfectly articulated. Look forward to coming on one day and breaking out the tequila with you.” But after a video made the rounds of Joe Rogan mouth-sharting out the n-word like nothing, The Rock put down his Team Rogan sign and backed away. Welcome to another edition of When Being A Both Sides Guy Goes Wrong!
The Rock Praised Joe Rogan’s Response To His Spotify Controversy
While Prince Harry and Meghan Markle may have voiced some “concerns” about getting into bed with Spotify if Joe Rogan is also gonna be there getting the sheets all greasy, The Rock is more than eager to hop on in and get a look at those legendary nips up close. And he’s even agreed to bring some of his signature tequila now that Joe’s addressed the controversy. Possible future president The Rock was apparently one of several people who were actually able to stomach the stream of verbal diarrhea spewing out of Joe’s mouth in his almost 10-minute long response to Neil Young and Joni Mitchell telling Spotify to kick rocks for helping perpetuate misinformation about COVID-19 on their #1 rated podcast The Joe Rogan Experience. According to TMZ, The Rock has sampled Joe’s hot and chunky stream and declared it to be “Great stuff.”
Open Post: Hosted By The Rock’s T-Rex Skull
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has everything. Money. Muscles. A long-term feud with Vin Diesel. So what do you do when you’re the man who needs for nothing, but has nothing but time to spend stupid piles of money? Well, I guess you dump money on a dinosaur skull. At least that’s what it looks like The Rock did.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Accuses Vin Diesel Of Trying To Manipulate Him Back For “The Fast & The Furious 10”
First of all, please allow me to address the biggest oversight of all, which is why no one thought to call it Fast-10 Your Seatbelts. I’m clearly outraged about the wrong thing here, because if you ask Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, he’ll say the biggest issue facing the upcoming 10th The Fast & the Furious film is Vin Diesel’s manipulative meddling. The Fast & the Furious franchise is heading into its 10th theater-released film. And if Vin had his way, Fast 10 will also star The Rock. But The Rock doesn’t want any part of it and thinks Vin is playing emotional mind games to try to get him back on set for the final Fast film.
The Rock Gave His People’s Choice Award To A Make-A-Wish Recipient
Last night, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson won The People’s Champion Award at the People’s Choice Awards. In his acceptance speech, he reminisced about working with his idol, Muhammad Ali, at the Make-a-Wish Foundation. Then he called a very surprised teenager named Shushana to the stage. Turns out Shushana is a Make-a-Wish recipient whose dream was to come to the People’s Choice Awards. The Rock said he was inspired by her story of survival, and gave her his People’s Choice Award statue. Shushana seemed touched, and was far too polite to admit that she’d actually requested to go to the VMAs. Thanks a lot, Make-a-Wish!