The messy, California King-sized bed full of human shit was the Johnny Depp–Amber Heard marriage is going to release noxious fumes into the atmosphere for longer than anybody anticipated––at least five months longer, after Virginia Circuit Court Chief Judge, Bruce White, agreed to Johnny’s original request to have his $50 million defamation suit against ex-wife, Amber Heard, postponed due to his commitment to filming Fantastic Beasts 3. But not for that reason. And not because of Amber’s commitment, as she countered, to filming Aquaman 2. Instead, this judge claims that the reason he’s granting the move is because of COVID, and nothing else.
Just yesterday, we learned that Johnny Depp asked to further delay his messy ongoing legal situation with his ex-wife Amber Heard, because he wanted to film Fantastic Beasts 3. As it turns out, Johnny’s legal situation will continue to be dragged out further, because Amber is now counter-suing him for allegedly launching a “smear campaign” against her. Johnny always appears to be covered in a thin layer of grease at all times, so in the most literal sense, Johnny could be guilty of a smear campaign every time he leaned against a wall or wiped his face with a hanky. But that’s not the kind of smears we’re talking about here.
Johnny Depp Has Asked For A Postponement On His Upcoming Trial Against Amber Heard So He Can Work On “Fantastic Beasts 3”
The mudslinging between Johnny Depp and his ex-wife Amber Heard only recently came to an end with the conclusion of his libel trial against The Sun, yet Johnny and Amber are scheduled to go another round in Virginia for his $50 million defamation lawsuit against her. And by mud I obviously mean human feces, allegedly extruded out of Amber’s very own sphincter. However, according to Deadline, Johnny has requested a postponement of his upcoming stateside trial so he can go to work filming Fantastic Beasts 3, a kids movie written by a woman obsessed with genitalia! You don’t get to call your ex an unfaithful, bed-shitting, “gold-digging flappy fish market” in open court for free. That shit takes Hollywood money!
This photo might seem like just a regular old picture of Amber Heard. But it turns out this photo could be used by psychologists as an updated version of those “What do you see first?” personality tests. For example, was the first thing you saw Amber’s nipple? If so, then you might be the type of person who jumped on Twitter and called her out for showing up to a Turkish mosque with visible nips. Was her hair the first thing you noticed? Well, you too might be the type of person who would call her out on Twitter as well. And according to The Daily Mail, that’s exactly what happened after Amber Instagrammed some pictures from her mosque visit.
It’s finally time for closing arguments in the Johnny Depp libel trial against The Sun and its owner, News Group Newspapers, over a headline that called him a “wife-beater.” The trial has been a mess with Johnny and his ex-wife Amber Heard accusing each other in court of some very vile shit. Well, it’s time to wrap it up. The Sun’s lawyers spent their closing arguments calling Johnny extremely misogynistic and accusing him of not remember that he abused Amber because he was so fucked up on booze at the time.
Johnny Depp’s libel suit against The Sun is still being heard in a courtroom in London, and there was also talk that Johnny’s exes Vanessa Paradis and Winona Ryder might testify on his behalf, to say that he’s a good guy and bla bla bla. Other exes have said he’s not a violent shitbag. Penelope Cruz, who didn’t date Johnny but has worked with him a few times, submitted a declaration in which she vouched for his character. Well, his ex-wife Amber Heard’s recent testimony brought forth an implication that the woman from Johnny’s past that you want to speak to is Kate Moss because according to Amber, Johnny got violent with her when they were together.