Category: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba Says That Marvel Movies Are Still Very Caucasian

July 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Diversity is apparently the bugbear of every casting director in Hollywood. How can we tell the story of an East Asian woman who overcame the odds WITHOUT casting Scarlett Johansson? It’s impossible. Some are taking note of this slow embrace of diversity and one of those champions is Jessica Alba. A proud Latin woman, Jessica, who was put in a blond wig and blue contacts for a superhero movie (see: Jessica Alba as Sue Storm above), thinks that Marvel’s casting choices are as white as a Wes Anderson movie.

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Jensen Ackles Says Jessica Alba “Was Horrible” To Him On “Dark Angel” And He’s Told Her So

January 20, 2022 / Posted by:

It seems that MiserAlba is making a brief resurgence in our lives, and not because she’s pissed that another one of the Honest Company’s products was accused of not being all-natural again. Jensen Ackles says in a new podcast that when he worked with Jessica Alba back in the 2000s on her sci-fi series Dark Angel, she was a huge asshole to him. But don’t worry, we’re not talking Joss Whedon-level, more like angsty teenager-level. And this isn’t going to be some revelation to Jessica since he’s already told her to her face.

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Jennie Garth And Tori Spelling Would Never Tell Jessica Alba To Not Make Eye Contact With Them!

October 5, 2020 / Posted by:

Recently, Jessica Alba revealed that before she got famous and long before she co-founded the “all-natural” products company that brought on a million lawsuits (and scorched skin), she guest-starred on Beverly Hills, 90210 and was told to not make eye-contact with the main cast because they were too special and amazing and like the gorgon, Medusa, one look would turn a regular person to stone! Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling have responded to those allegations and deny them completely. They’re two of the nicest people (according to them) and would 10/10 let Jessica Alba look them in the eyes.

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Jessica Alba Says Her Son Is Cuter Than Her Daughters

May 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Burned skin mogul Jessica Alba sat down with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show to talk about her life and career and new show LA’s Finest with Gabrielle Union. While she was sitting down with Jimmy she of course talked about her kids and her new baby, son Hayes, who she says is the “cutest” of her three kids.

Jessica’s daughters at home watching: “Oh… well fuck my drag, right?”

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Leslie Jones Got Mad At Jessica Alba’s Company

July 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Jessica Alba‘s The Honest Company seems to be anything but. They’ve had lawsuits for bogus sunscreen, lawsuits for bad labels, more lawsuits for bad labels with some payouts, and they even pushed fatty baby formula. So obviously there’s something going on there. Well, now actress Leslie Jones is getting involved in the controversy surrounding Jessica’s all-natural, I’m assuming patchouli-heavy, blessed by Mother Earth, “organic” products.

Entertainment Tonight reports that Leslie did what most of us do when we have been shafted by a service provider: she lashed out on Twitter. Leslie wrote to her 900, 000 followers that Jessica Alba’s Honest Company had fucked her over not once. Not twice. Three fucking times! And she @ both of those hos!

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Jessica Alba Gave Birth To Her Third Child, And Continues To Be An H-Name Enthusiast

January 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren rang in the New Year to the ear-piercing sound of crying and screaming. But unlike you or I, those sounds didn’t come from the biggest drunk at a New Year’s Eve party after they stepped in a puddle of unknown origin. Theirs was the sound of their third baby being born. People says that Jessica and Cash announced the arrival of their first son on Instagram. Hayes Alba Warren was born on December 31st.

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Hayes joins Jessica and Cash’s two other kids, Honor Marie (9) and Haven Garner (6). So just like I predicted back when she announced her third pregnancy, Jessica and Cash kept the H theme going. Hayes Warren sounds like a brand of boat shoes sold exclusively at a yacht dealership. Plus it could always be worse: Jessica and Cash could have fallen victim to Hollywood baby naming conventions and spelled it wacky, like Haiyzze. But not Haze. I think we can all agree that the world only needs one Hollywood spawn named Haze.

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