Category: Demi Lovato

A Poster For Demi Lovato’s “Holy Fvck” Album Was Banned From Being Displayed In The UK Because It Was Offensive To Christians

January 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Humanity may not agree on much, but one thing lots of us can probably come together on is that Demi Lovato’s soggy pad of a personality is utterly exhausting. The assault of her shrill voice on our ears and the useless causes she attempts to champion–like sugar-free cookies existing and not calling aliens “aliens–are offensive to the sensibilities of many. And in Demi’s most recent attempt to be 2006-style edgy, she coined her newest album (and what might be her final tour) “Holy Fvck,” as in “holy fuck is she STILL talking?” But in true Demi fashion, she rubbed people the wrong way again, this time with a poster that showed her casually clad in light bondage while lying on a crucifix bed. BBC News says some Christians in the U.K. were displeased, and the poster just got banned from being displayed in most public places there.

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Demi Lovato Said She Might Be Done Touring After Her Current “Holy Fvck” Tour Due To An Undisclosed Illness

September 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Demi Lovato isn’t usually one to shy away from oversharing, whether it’s the sad sex skills of her ex-fiance, Max Ehrich, or giving us the math for how long she’s been “a bleeder,” but when it came to the Instagram Stories she posted and deleted yesterday where she said she was “so sick” and that her current Holy Fvck tour would be her last, Demi was more tight-lipped with details than normal.

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Despite All The “Art” Demi Lovato’s “Trippy Modern Farmhouse” Is Undeniably A House

September 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Well shit, I owe Zac Efron an apology. Which honestly is unprecedented because I live by the motto “I said what I said, bitch” #inthesestreets, but after watching Demi Lovato’s Architectural Digest tour of her “Trippy Modern Farmhouse,” I must walk back my skepticism of Zac’s Risky Business slide into a granite fountain story. Because apparently these celebrities really do be out here letting people talk them into buying ridiculous and potentially deadly trip hazards. But while Demi’s new house is “trippy,” especially the leather pig she’s placed on the living room rug right in front of the sliding glass doors, considering that the place looks like someone gave Bella Thorne a mountain of cocaine, an unlimited budget and told her to go nuts, I think “Tacky Migraine Inducing Madhouse” is a more apt description. What? I said what I said, bitch! #inthesestreets

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Demi Lovato Will Neither Confirm Nor Deny That Her New Song “29” Is About Wilmer Valderrama

August 18, 2022 / Posted by:

In anticipation of her upcoming album HOLY FVCK former alien superstar, Demi Lovato has released a few singles from the album prior to its release on August 19. The title of the album’s latest single is 29 and it initially made me think that was the guaranteed number of times Demi’s customers will reach the mighty “O!” while using the Demi Wand. So imagine my shock when I discovered that the song is titled after her current age. I honestly thought Demi was way older than that because they’ve lived a hell of a life. And I’m sure one of their biggest regrets is their on/off relationship with Wilmer Valderrama, who many believe the song 29 is actually about.

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Demi Lovato Got Called Out For Buying Egyptian “Artifacts” That Are Probably Fake

March 9, 2022 / Posted by:

This week, Demi Lovato decided to take to their Instagram Stories to show off all the Egyptian “artifacts” they bought. And you know those artifacts are extremely authentic since Demi showed off their certificates of authenticity. Only, those certificates look like they were made in Microsoft Word. Not even Photoshop. And if Demi wasn’t already practically bald, they’d be bald from experts snatching them up over buying some fake ass shit that probably has as much value as souvenirs bought at the Luxor Las Vegas gift shop.

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Demi Lovato Dissed Max Ehrich’s Sex Skills And He Seemingly Responded

January 28, 2022 / Posted by:

Max Ehrich has probably fired back at his former fiancé, Demi Lovato, who dissed his fuck skills while praising a vibrator. Max and Demi got engaged in July 2020 after four-ish months together and the two broke up not long after with Demi reportedly thinking that Max was just in it for the attention (DUH). Well, Demi decided to stir shit up and suggested that their vibrator brings the crotch tingles more than Max ever did. His response? A shirtless thirst trap. I mean, not even a dick print in some gray sweats? Weak!

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