Category: Julia Garner

Madonna’s Madonna Biopic Has Been Shelved

January 24, 2023 / Posted by:

I’m sure Diablo Cody is somewhere laughing her ass off (see also: replacement sucker Erin Cressida Wilson) at the news that Universal Pictures has scrapped the planned Madonna-directed Madonna biopic she attempted to help Madonna write starring Madonna-approved Madonna Julia Garner. Good thing then that after spending months alone in a room with Madonna trying to convince her that the studio won’t accept vibes in lieu of a script, Diablo knows that asses will come and go. If Diablo can’t find her original ass, she can just go out and get a new one. So it wasn’t a complete waste of her time.

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Cate Blanchett Calls For The End Of Televised Awards Shows While Accepting A Critics Choice Award On The CW…

January 16, 2023 / Posted by:

The Critics Choice Awards aired on The CW last night, and a not-so-surprising guest crashed that shit like, “Bitch, I’m STILL here.” I’m talking about COVID-19. Nominees Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, and Jamie Lee Curtis, as well as presenter Michelle Pfeiffer, had to sit the show out after testing positive for Coronavirus. COVID-19 didn’t fuck with Cate Blanchett, though. She showed up to last night’s ceremony, won Best Actress for her performance in Tár, and used some of her time on stage to praise all actresses in the business and also declared that we need to finally call the time of death on the “televised horse race” known as awards shows. And then Cate galloped away with her Critics Choice Award in hand to place it right next to her two Oscars, three BAFTAs, four Golden Globes, three SAG Awards, and many other horse race prizes.

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Billie Eilish And Her Boyfriend Jesse Rutherford Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The LACMA Art + Film Gala

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

A successful, independent young woman like Billie Eilish can’t be expected to go around twinning with her brother every time she’s got a red carpet event to dress for. In fact, it starts to look a little weird after a while. Billie seems to understand that now and used the annual LAMCA Art + Film Gala to take the opportunity to make her twinning red carpet debut with her boyfriend, The Neighbourhood frontman Jesse Rutherford. Unfortunately, Billie chose the wrong event because there was another set of twins on the red carpet that not only completely eclipsed the stars in attendance, but they also eclipsed the very moon and sun that shine above. Sure Billie and Jesse looked cute shrouded in a Gucci comforter over matching Gucci pajamas, but even one unprotected glance at Salma Hayek’s twin gaseous orbs has the power to render the viewer blind.

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Julia Garner Has Reportedly Been Offered The Lead Role In Madonna’s Upcoming Biopic

June 8, 2022 / Posted by:

Madonna is still working tirelessly on the upcoming biopic about her life, and for a while, it was a mess, with people dropping out and being replaced at random. But it seems like there’s at least one train car still on the tracks, and that’s casting for the titular role. There were a number of names that were thrown into the conversation about who might play Madonna. The list included actresses and/or singers like Sydney Sweeney, Barbie Ferreira, Florence Pugh, Julia Garner, Alexa Demie, Odessa Young, Emma Laird, Bebe Rexha, and Sky Ferreira. I was personally hoping that Madonna and casting director Carmen Cuba would go avant-garde with it, and cast all of them in an I’m Not There-style creative multiverse situation. I’m going to have to keep waiting on such a thing, because it looks like Madonna has settled on her younger self being played by Julia Garner.

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Anna Sorokin AKA Anna Delvey Gave Her Thoughts On Netflix’s “Inventing Anna”

March 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Must be the season of the grift, cuz con artists like the Tinder Swindler, Elizabeth Holmes, and Anna Sorokin, aka Anna Delvey, are all getting their day in the sun thanks to movies and TV shows about their scams. Netflix reportedly paid Russian-German scheme-queen Anna Delvey $320,000 to adapt her story for Shonda Rhimes’ Inventing Anna, and now she’s sharing her opinions on the series with Cosmopolitan. Unfortunately, Anna did not comment on Julia Garner’s take on her absolutely bonkers accent.

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The Audition Process For The Role Of Madonna In Her Biopic Is Reportedly “Grueling”

March 3, 2022 / Posted by:

As we know, Madonna is currently working on her own biopic for Universal Pictures with Madge herself directing and co-writing it. Madge wrote the first draft with Diablo Cody (who reportedly quit that bitch) and is now reportedly working with screenwriter Erin Wilson on the script. Auditions are currently happening to find the lucky actress who will be screamed at by Madonna for not doing it right play Madonna in the movie. And sources say that the process is pretty much as insane as you’d expect and one person called it “grueling.” Do the auditioning actresses have to pretend that Hard Candy is a good album? Brutal!

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