After finally settling on an age we can all accept, Rebel Wilson has also settled on a man. People reports that Rebel, who is definitely 40 according to Rebel and her updated Wikipedia page, has got a new man in her life, 29-year-old Jacob Busch of the Anheuser-Busch “brewing dynasty.” The nearly 10-year difference in age shouldn’t phase Jacob though, he’s been in an age-gap relationship before with Real Housewives of Beverly Hills alum Adrienne Maloof who was 28 years his senior. Sounds like Jacob’s the real rebel in this relationship!
Hollywood producers making actresses stay skinny by making them eat nothing but distilled air and fat-free water IS a tale as old as time. Hell, when Mrs. Potts sang “tale as old as time” in Beauty and the Beast, that’s what she was really talking about. But Rebel Wilson says that the opposite happened to her and that studios practically gave her stacks of money wrapped in a cheese-filled deep-fried dough blanket and topped with a dollop of bacon cream. Because Rebel says she was told to stay overweight to keep working.
Movie Theaters Are Closing Because Of Coronavirus, But You Can Now Watch Multiple Razzie Award Winner “Cats” At Home
Anybody old enough to have been traumatized by that cough scene from 1995’s Outbreak, knows that a movie theater is the last place you want to go during a global pandemic. And according to Deadline, movie theaters know this too. As of today, the AMC theater chain (America’s largest) has closed all of its 630 locations for “at least six to 12 weeks,” “in compliance with local, state and federal directives and as a precaution to help ensure the health and safety of moviegoers and staff.” Regal theaters will also be closed “until further notice.” But don’t panic! You can now watch the six-time 2020 Golden Raspberry Award-winning film Cats, right from the discomfort of your own home! No need for your nightmares to travel in your brain all the from the theater to your bed! You can close your eyes as you’re watching, and let the strains of Jennifer Hudson sniffle-wailing her way through Memory, lull you into a hellscape only slightly less disturbing than the one we’re living in now!
The Visual Effects Society, the group of people who make special effects in movies, is not happy that everyone keeps blaming the $70 million bomb that is Cats on how shitty the pussies looked. I mean, other parts of it sucked too! So they have a point.
The nominations for the 2020 Golden Raspberry Awards have been announced, meaning that this year’s batch of unwatchable films and performances have been scooped and sifted from the litterbox and thrust back into the spotlight for one final evening before hopefully being flushed away forever.
To literally no one’s surprise, Cats led the nominations list, tying Rambo: Last Blood and A Madea Family Funeral, with eight disgraceful nods––guess those improved visual effects failed to disguise the fact that at the end of the day people were actually expected to pay money and enjoy watching a movie featuring an anaconda-less Jason Derulo, Taylor Swift (who didn’t even wear ONE beautiful gown) and a totally normal James Corden, in terrifying––and terrifyingly shitty––cat costumes.
As Mieka posted about earlier, the BAFTAs happened in London last night, and they solidified that this weekend’s Oscars are most likely going to be a more predictable bore fest than usual, because the same actors have been winning the acting categories all season long. That includes Brad Pitt who won the Supporting Actor BAFTA for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Brad wasn’t there, but his OUATIH co-star Margot Robbie, accepted the award for him, and read from a speech he gave her and it included a joke about Prince Hot Ginge. And when the camera cut to Prince William and Duchess Kate in the audience, they won a BARFTA (that’s the Razzie equivalent of a BAFTA) for Worst Performance By Royals Who Want You To Think That Brad Pitt’s Joke Was Funny To Them.