Billie Eilish And Her Boyfriend Jesse Rutherford Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The LACMA Art + Film Gala

A successful, independent young woman like Billie Eilish can’t be expected to go around twinning with her brother every time she’s got a red carpet event to dress for. In fact, it starts to look a little weird after a while. Billie seems to understand that now and used the annual LAMCA Art + Film Gala to take the opportunity to make her twinning red carpet debut with her boyfriend, The Neighbourhood frontman Jesse Rutherford. Unfortunately, Billie chose the wrong event because there was another set of twins on the red carpet that not only completely eclipsed the stars in attendance, but they also eclipsed the very moon and sun that shine above. Sure Billie and Jesse looked cute shrouded in a Gucci comforter over matching Gucci pajamas, but even one unprotected glance at Salma Hayek’s twin gaseous orbs has the power to render the viewer blind.

Billie (20) and her new man Jesse (31) already made their Instagram debut as a couple on Halloween, “seemingly poking fun at their age difference” with Billie dressed as a baby doll and Jesse dressed as “an old man, complete with bald cap and a gray mustache.” Jesse is friends with Billie’s brother Finneas (who was also at the LACMA Gala with his girlfriend Claudia Sulewski) and has known Billie since 2017 when she was 15. But Billie and Jesse were “getting cozy” prior to making it official; they kept it under wraps. But now they’ve pulled back the covers on their relationship to reveal … pajamas, duh!

Good thing these two were already dressed to call it a night because, as I mentioned before, the sun was sent packing early when Salma showed up with her titty balls and sent the Earth’s usual orbit into a tailspin.

There’s a reason her husband, French billionaire husband François-Henri Pinault resembles a blind mole rat. Poor fellow hasn’t been able to see anything but the insides of his eyelids since Salma’s chichis scratched his retinas and sent his eyeballs rotating on an entirely new axis. The same thing must have happened to Sydney Sweeney because there’s no way she picked out this outfit while sighted.

You’d think she’d be immune to Salma’s chichi’s given her own ample bosom reduced her grandparents to slobbering tit fiends. Here are some of the other stars who attempted to shine despite the mammoth mammary meteor shower on display.

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