Category: Paul Dano

Cate Blanchett Calls For The End Of Televised Awards Shows While Accepting A Critics Choice Award On The CW…

January 16, 2023 / Posted by:

The Critics Choice Awards aired on The CW last night, and a not-so-surprising guest crashed that shit like, “Bitch, I’m STILL here.” I’m talking about COVID-19. Nominees Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, and Jamie Lee Curtis, as well as presenter Michelle Pfeiffer, had to sit the show out after testing positive for Coronavirus. COVID-19 didn’t fuck with Cate Blanchett, though. She showed up to last night’s ceremony, won Best Actress for her performance in Tár, and used some of her time on stage to praise all actresses in the business and also declared that we need to finally call the time of death on the “televised horse race” known as awards shows. And then Cate galloped away with her Critics Choice Award in hand to place it right next to her two Oscars, three BAFTAs, four Golden Globes, three SAG Awards, and many other horse race prizes.

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“Everything Everywhere All At Once” Leads The Nominations For The 2023 Critics Choice Awards

December 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Choices, choices, choices! When did there get to be so many choices? Earlier this month at the People’s Choice Awards, the People had their say and chose Mariska Hargitay to get upstaged by Kathy Hilton and Olivia Wilde’s nipples. And now it’s time for the Critics to nominate their choices for future choosing at the 2023 Critics Choice Awards. And maybe because the Critics are canonically more critical than the People, they’ve chosen Everything Everywhere All at Once over Olivia’s nipples, which along with Don’t Worry Darling, were left out of the choices for future choosing altogether. Why, in my day, three white men with cigars in a secret Hollywood backroom made all the choices over the flayed body of a virgin sacrifice, but nowadays, it seems, everybody gets to choose!

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Zoë Kravitz Wore A Catwoman Inspired Dress For The NYC Premiere Of “The Batman”

March 2, 2022 / Posted by:

Hello Titty! Zoë Kravitz put her best paw forward on the red carpet for the New York City premiere of The Batman wearing a custom velvet Oscar de la Renta gown with kitty titty cups to remind everyone that she is playing Catwoman Selina Kyle in the movie. However, much to Zoë’s embarrassment, it seems the rest of the cast forgot the memo, and instead of wearing the rubber penguin beak codpiece they discussed, Colin Farrell just wore a plain gray suit. And Robert Pattinson was supposed to wear Batty Boy’s hat from Hollywood Shuffle, but he didn’t. Paul Dano is the only other cast member who remembered the theme. Paul’s suit is screaming “Riddle me this, what the hell was I thinking?

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