Category: Jodie Turner-Smith

Billie Eilish And Her Boyfriend Jesse Rutherford Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The LACMA Art + Film Gala

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

A successful, independent young woman like Billie Eilish can’t be expected to go around twinning with her brother every time she’s got a red carpet event to dress for. In fact, it starts to look a little weird after a while. Billie seems to understand that now and used the annual LAMCA Art + Film Gala to take the opportunity to make her twinning red carpet debut with her boyfriend, The Neighbourhood frontman Jesse Rutherford. Unfortunately, Billie chose the wrong event because there was another set of twins on the red carpet that not only completely eclipsed the stars in attendance, but they also eclipsed the very moon and sun that shine above. Sure Billie and Jesse looked cute shrouded in a Gucci comforter over matching Gucci pajamas, but even one unprotected glance at Salma Hayek’s twin gaseous orbs has the power to render the viewer blind.

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Jodie Turner-Smith’s Jewelry, Including Her Mother’s Wedding Ring, Was Stolen From Her Cannes Hotel Room

July 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Variety says that on Friday, Jodie Turner-Smith’s hotel room in Cannes was robbed. She was staying at the Marriott on the Croisette (the fancy main drag), and, luckily, she was out for breakfast when the theft occurred. The robbers broke into Jodie’s room and stole jewels worth several tens of thousands of euros. They also swiped her mother’s wedding ring, which obviously had a ton of sentimental value. Goddammit, jewel thieves, have you no respect for family?!

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Joshua Jackson And Jodie Turner-Smith’s Baby Is Finally Here

April 22, 2020 / Posted by:

When we last checked in on the status of Joshua Jackson and Jodie Turner-Smith’s forthcoming baby, said baby had officially passed their eviction date by several days, and still had not packed a single moving box yet. Not that I blame them; I wouldn’t want to leave the spot I’ve been locked down in for the past nine months, just to enter a new, less-cozy lockdown location. Well, their baby has arrived.

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Jodie Turner-Smith’s Due Date Was Yesterday And Joshua Jackson Is Anxious And Bought Her A Tesla

March 27, 2020 / Posted by:

Bringing a child into the world is a terrifying prospect, even under the best of circumstances. But doing it now, when all of this is going on, must be positively horrifying. I’m pretty sure birth plans are cancelled for the foreseeable future (which is approximately 2 minutes from now). Even if your baby is destined to be rich and extremely good looking, there are too many petrifying variables at play. According to BuzzFeed, it’s got father-to-be Joshua Jackson shook. His wife Jodie Turner-Smith’s due date was yesterday, but as of yet, no Baby Turner-Smith-Jackson-Witter.

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Color Me BAFTA: Colorful Looks From The Red Carpet

February 3, 2020 / Posted by:

Just because all of the BAFTA acting nominations went to white people, that doesn’t mean the white people that were nominated are afraid of a little color (not sure we can’t say the same for the BAFTA president Prince William). While some stars like Margot Robbie, who looked like she just came from a beloved aunt’s funeral (with Olivia Colman looking like said beloved aunt), went for basic black, and some like Renée Zellweger and Scarlett Johansson opted for a pastel palette, a few ladies took the opportunity to brighten up the foggy London town night by putting the “u” in colour. Take for example Florence Pugh whose hot pink housecoat doubles as a parachute in case the feds come knocking at the brothel door and she has to make a quick exit out of a 4th story window and hop into the horse drawn carriage waiting below.

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Joshua Jackson And Jodie Turner-Smith Want You To Know They’re Not Raising Their Child In The U.S.

January 28, 2020 / Posted by:

That sudden gravitational pull you felt some time in 2019 was the collective gasp of many women after finding out their Dawson’s Creek crush Joshua Jackson is possibly married and expecting his first kid. And although anticipating the birth of your first child should be a joyous occasion, Joshua’s alleged wife, Queen & Slim star Jodie Turner-Smith, is already plotting an exit strategy before their bundle of joy arrives. Because she doesn’t want her child raised in America AT ALL.

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