Gwyneth Paltrow should pull out an extra chair at this week’s support group meeting for famous Hollywood moms who forgot to ask first before they threw up a picture of their kid on social media. Because Kate Hudson will be joining them to utter the words, “God grant me the serenity to accept my posting faux-pas, and the courage to try to explain it all to my very pissed-off teenager.”
The question is: When will ‘Shallow’ die?” The answer? NEVER. People will be warbling “Shallow” for the rest of forever it seems. It’s just one of those songs. As evidenced by both Kate Hudson filming herself singing it while working out AND Priyanka Chopra filming her husband Nick Jonas bellowing the Lady Gaga/Bradley Cooper Oscar-nominated joint.
The celebrity tabloid industry can continue their celebratory orgy for the gift of Brad Pitt attending Jennifer Aniston‘s 50th birthday bonanza, as People is reporting a hot new update all about her will-she/won’t-she internal struggle of inviting her ex-husband to the big day. Is it that serious? No, but there’s a source who is really shilling it to you.
Lily Allen’s new memoir, My Thoughts Exactly, goes on sale next week and it’s got the celebrity substance abuse sadness stories that are really the only reason to write a memoir. No one cares what elementary school you went to, but they do want to read about the time you were giving Orlando Bloom a lap dance at Kate Hudson’s 2014 Halloween party in L.A. and knocked yourself out cold after accidentally head-butting him. Yep, Lily did that. The Sun got a hold of an advance copy of Lily’s book and wrote about the time that she was in such bad shape that the consciously uncoupled Paltrow-Martins had to take her under their assuredly rare and overpriced wing.
Today, Kate Hudson announced on Instagram that she’s pregnant with a girl. 38-year-old Kate revealed the news with a gender reveal video featuring herself and her mid-30s-ish boyfriend of about a year Danny Fujikawa, as well as her two sons Ryder (14) and Bingham (6). She also explained her lack of social media activity was due to trying to hide out for a bit while dealing with the constant feeling of having to barf. With that being said, it’s probably best they revealed baby’s gender went with balloons, and not like, a giant messy slab cake covered in sun-melted frosting (aka the barfiest gender reveal I could think of and the worst one to be wearing a white dress at).
There was a lot of messy fashion at the SAG Awards last night (prepare yourself accordingly after that jump below!). But obviously any effort that was put in was immediately cancelled out the second Kate Hudson returned to the scene of last year’s fashion crime and fully outdid herself in a fluffy Valentino vision of countrified love. I say love because, duh, the hearts a’plenty, but also because I love this dress. What’s not to love? Black velvet (check), pink beauty pageant chiffon (check), a high-lace neckline with corresponding bib of ruffles (checking furiously). The only thing missing is a pink parasol. Kate probably left it in the limo for fear of being mistaken for Miley Cyrus in a knock-off production of My Fair Lady called Decent Lookin’ Gal.
Here’s who else showed up and sizzled eyeballs with style.