Category: Finneas O’Connell

Finneas Defends His Sister, Billie Eilish, For Having A Boyfriend 10 Years Older Than Her

December 28, 2022 / Posted by:

21-year-old Billie Eilish thinks her 31-year-old boyfriend, Jesse Rutherford, is the hottest “fucking fucker alive,” but many of her fans DO NOT like that she’s dating a man who is a decade older than her and who’s known her since she was 15. And it’s not just Billie who gets blowback; her brother, 25-year-old Finneas O’Connell, also seems to get roasted by the youth for the choices of his adult sister. He even dove into one’s comment section to defend Billie.

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Billie Eilish And Her Boyfriend Jesse Rutherford Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The LACMA Art + Film Gala

November 7, 2022 / Posted by:

A successful, independent young woman like Billie Eilish can’t be expected to go around twinning with her brother every time she’s got a red carpet event to dress for. In fact, it starts to look a little weird after a while. Billie seems to understand that now and used the annual LAMCA Art + Film Gala to take the opportunity to make her twinning red carpet debut with her boyfriend, The Neighbourhood frontman Jesse Rutherford. Unfortunately, Billie chose the wrong event because there was another set of twins on the red carpet that not only completely eclipsed the stars in attendance, but they also eclipsed the very moon and sun that shine above. Sure Billie and Jesse looked cute shrouded in a Gucci comforter over matching Gucci pajamas, but even one unprotected glance at Salma Hayek’s twin gaseous orbs has the power to render the viewer blind.

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Is This (The New) Normal? Notable Looks From The Grammy Awards Red Carpet

March 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Last night, Doja Cat stood in front of the iconic Grammy red carpet backdrop wearing a vomit-colored feather duster for a skirt and her titties hanging out of a motorcycle jacket unzipped to below her navel. The earth is healing. Yes, high fashion fuckery was once again afoot after a year of no-risk, half-assed, low stakes virtual awards ceremonies. This year’s Grammy Awards may have been an essentially meaningless ode to a troublesome industry, but short of receiving a COVID-19 vaccine, seeing a cum-stiffened sheet ghost rearing up to engulf Noah Cyrus from behind, was the only light at the end of the tunnel I needed to see.

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Finneas O’Connell Defends Himself And His Sister Billie Eilish After Being Accused Of Nepotism

February 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Grammy award-winning producer Finneas O’Connell, also known as Billie Eilish’s brother, wants you to realize that he didn’t get any special treatment and worked hard for his job and all of his Grammys, okay? The reason why he’s on the defense is because, according to Pop Crave, he doesn’t want you to think he’s as privileged as you think he is.

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