Category: Kaley Cuoco

Cate Blanchett Calls For The End Of Televised Awards Shows While Accepting A Critics Choice Award On The CW…

January 16, 2023 / Posted by:

The Critics Choice Awards aired on The CW last night, and a not-so-surprising guest crashed that shit like, “Bitch, I’m STILL here.” I’m talking about COVID-19. Nominees Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, and Jamie Lee Curtis, as well as presenter Michelle Pfeiffer, had to sit the show out after testing positive for Coronavirus. COVID-19 didn’t fuck with Cate Blanchett, though. She showed up to last night’s ceremony, won Best Actress for her performance in Tár, and used some of her time on stage to praise all actresses in the business and also declared that we need to finally call the time of death on the “televised horse race” known as awards shows. And then Cate galloped away with her Critics Choice Award in hand to place it right next to her two Oscars, three BAFTAs, four Golden Globes, three SAG Awards, and many other horse race prizes.

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Kaley Cuoco Is Expecting Her First Child With Boyfriend Tom Pelphrey

October 12, 2022 / Posted by:

The hills are alive with the sound of BABIES crying! There must be something in the water, or perhaps the water is being mixed with vodka on date nights because tons of folks are popping up with positive pregnancy tests that guarantee to caretake for at least the next eighteen years. Walking sperm clinic Nick Cannon has been single-handedly re-populating the Earth , and even Elon Musk‘s father Errol coughed what’s left of his dick dust into his much younger girlfriend/stepdaughter to keep their corroded bloodline going (unfortunately). Now, Kaley Cuoco has announced that she’s pregnant with a child she made with Ozark actor Tom Pelphrey. 

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Kaley Cuoco And Karl Cook’s Friends Were Shocked By Their Split

September 7, 2021 / Posted by:

The world of celebrity marriages was positively rocked last week when it was announced that Kaley Cuoco and her husband of three years, equestrian Karl Cook, had split up. For those who remembered that Kaley and Karl didn’t really live together for 2/3 of their marriage, this news maybe didn’t come as that much of a shock. But if you’re one of Kaley and Karl’s nearest and dearest, then you’re probably still attempting to recover your equilibrium from when you were knocked on your ass by their split announcement. But luckily for those same people, the drama might be over, and this situation might not reach peak levels of messiness for years to come. Because Kaley and Karl reportedly had an “ironclad prenup,” and that could mean a quick and speedy divorce, which Kaley has recently just filed for.

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Kaley Cuoco Wants To Buy The Horse Who Was Punched By A Coach At The Olympics

August 16, 2021 / Posted by:

Usually, if you find yourself wanting to whip out your wallet and buy something you saw on television, you might have your TV tuned to HSN or QVC. But Kaley Cuoco wanted to buy one of the horses she saw while watching the 2020 Olympic Summer Games in Tokyo. Although, unlike a classy pink moissanite tennis bracelet displaying stunning craftsmanship for four easy payments of $129.99, Kaley’s equine purchase wasn’t because she thought it was cute, or that she could get a good discount deal on a horse that failed to bring home a medal. Kaley wants to save the horse from any future punches, after watching the horse get punched on live television by a German coach.

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Kaley Cuoco And Her Husband Of Two Years Are Finally Moving In Together

March 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Next month, certifiable horse girl Kaley Cuoco will finally move in with her certifiable horse girl husband Karl Cook. The Coucouple have been married since July of 2018, but have been waiting to move in together until they built a mansion big enough so that all of their horses can have their own bedroom. Karl, who is the son of Intuit billionaire Scott Cook, is a professional equestrian and was gifted his first horse at the age of 8. But apparently that horse had to live in the barn so now Karl is making up for a childhood of deprivation and struggle by giving all his ponies en suite bathrooms. And Kaley, well she’s just along for the ride! Get it, the ride. The. Ride. I am literally here all week.

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Scarlett Johansson Is The Highest-Paid Actress Of 2019

August 24, 2019 / Posted by:

Scarlett Johansson is one of Hollywood’s most talented and versatile actresses. She’s a cisgender white woman who can play trans people! And Asians! For God’s sake, she recently revealed that she can play trees! It makes perfect sense that Forbes just named the woman who continually asks Meryl Streep to hold her beer as the highest-paid actress of 2019.

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