Category: New Couple Alert

Princess Beatrice Is “Head Over Heels” In Love With Her Boyfriend

June 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Maybe 2019 will finally be Princess Beatrice’s year. People reports that Michael K’s 5th favorite royal (after Prince Hot Ginge, THE QUEEN, Susan the Corgi and The Original Fergie) is “completely head over heels in love” for the first time since breaking up with her previous boyfriend of 10 years in 2016. Bea’s new beau is “34-year-old multi-millionaire property tycoonEduardo Mapeli Mozzi. People says Edo (as he’s known) and Bea have known each other for years but that the “relationship didn’t turn romantic until recently”. However, this wouldn’t be a story about Princess Bea if there wasn’t a whiff of scandal in the air.

The Daily Mail suggests that Bea and Edo’s romance may have overlapped with the relationship Edo had with his fiancé of three years and mother of his 3-year-old son. I fully expect Bea to start a campaign to collect the world’s trombones and smelt them down into a fiery miasma because Womp, Womp, Womp, Wahhh.

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Gavin Rossdale And His 26-Year-Old Girlfriend Made Their “Red Carpet” Debut

May 20, 2019 / Posted by:

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani broke up in 2015 after 13 years of marriage (a decision that Gavin regrets, or regretted anyway). Since then Gwen has had a pretty public… okay, highly public, relationship with Blake Shelton. She just couldn’t shut up about it–she’s in love. As for Gavin, he hit the rebound too, getting on a 27-year-old model from Germany. Well it looks like that didn’t work out, because 53-year-old Gavin has a new girlfriend and he’s traded in for an even newer model–this one is 26. He bangs the nanny and he gets a girlfriend half his age after the divorce. Quick: buy a fast, red car to fully complete your male cliché!

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Norway’s Princess Martha Louise Is In Love With An American Shaman/”Spiritual Hacker”

May 15, 2019 / Posted by:

It always astounds me that we live in a world where there are people who won’t date a guy who’s under 5’9″ but people who call themselves “spiritual hackers” can be out here dating actual Princesses. It’s being reported that Norway’s Princess Martha Louise has revealed to the world that she is in love. And the guy she’s in love with is just your standard shaman who can age in reverse.  Continue reading

Johnny Depp Has Found New Love With A Russian Go-Go Dancer

April 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Johnny Depp is reportedly dating, and wants to marry, a Russian “go-go dancer” who is absolutely, 100%, assuredly, verifiable, and without a doubt not interested in his money. Like, not at all. Put the ridiculous idea out of your head immediately. You should be ashamed for even thinking that in the first place. According to The Daily Mail, Polina Glenwas just chilling” at a party in L.A. when Johnny strolled into her life. She didn’t even know who he was! That was probably sometime last year. Now she lives in his house and a source says they’re making plans for Johnny to meet her parents in Russia.

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Rosario Dawson Confirms That She And Cory Booker Are Together And In Loooove

March 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Step aside John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe Jackie O – shit, OK – JKF and Marilyn and Jackie O, there’s a new celebrity couple on the political scene. Sadly it’s not a reuniting of the ghost of Tom Hayden and 1980s Jane Fonda in full-on spandex and double leg warmer workout video mode. It’s Rosario Dawson and Cory Booker, y’all! After a couple months of speculation, Rosario has confirmed that she’s sprung on US Senator and 2020 vegan presidential candidate Cory.

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Zac Efron May Have A New Lady Friend

March 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Zac Efron managed to get over his shirt allergy long enough to attend a Los Angeles Kings hockey game a couple of weeks ago. Zac posted a selfie on himself wearing a denim jacket AND a polo shirt. He also had a Kings ball cap on, partially covering his face. According to E! News, he may have purposefully been trying to keep a low profile (as far as posting selfies on Instagram will allow) because he might have been in the company of a new lady friend. You see, the same day Zac posted his game day selfie, 23-year-old Danish Olympic swimmer Sarah Bro (she swam the 4×100 meter relay in the 2016 Olympics for Denmark, but lives in L.A. now) also posted a picture from that game. Who needs a publicist when you can drop the breadcrumbs yourself on the internet for free!

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