For the past twelve years, Madonna and her manager Guy Oseary have thrown an ULTRA EXCLUSIVO Oscars after-party at his mansion, and the guest list is supposedly tighter than her face and guests aren’t allowed to take pictures. Because you want to be able to snort a line off of your Oscar statue’s ass crack in peace without worrying about some trick taking a picture of it and tagging you on Instagram. Guests aren’t allowed to post pics from the party on their social media, but you better believe Madonna made sure that we all saw a pic of her arm around her one-time nemesis Lady Gaga, and no, she’s not choking that reductive bitch out. Not in the pic that was posted anyway.
I guess Madonna is done getting attention by terrorizing eulogies at major awards shows and has to come up with a new gimmick, so why not remind people of the Erotica years?! Madge has been a blonde for most of her career, named a tour after ‘dem blonde locks, and hell, she’s probably known for her hair color as much as she is for sucking the life out of rising pop princesses.
I knew we hadn’t seen nor heard the last of Madonna after she brought in the new year with a booty so ridiculously big it would make the cast of any Love and Hip Hop show say, “Ewww.” Everyone knows that Madge is controversy personified and never bites her tongue, so now she has a message for those of us who have something to say about her new ass: we can all pucker up and kiss those pads now!
For many years Madonna has been credited as the “mother of reinvention,” which is basically Hollywood-speak for “she don’t miss a gimmick”. One gimmick she should have missed entirely is the current trend of concrete filled gargantuan asses because it ain’t a good look for her. But when has looking ridiculous ever stopped Madge the Vadge from creeping us all out?
When I think of horny singers, naturally Lenny Kravitz and Madonna come to mind, so it’s only natural most of us figured those two humped on each other after working together on “Justify My Love” and even performing together live on MTV for “Ray Of Light.” Lenny has had an array of famous exes, including Lisa Bonet and Nicole Kidman, and he’s setting the record straight on how he is still friends with them all – even the ones he never dated.
Madonna is here to swipe some more at her arch-nemesis Lady Gaga. The two have been slapping at each other for years and years. Even though they made fun of the feud on Saturday Night Live years ago, these two seem to be in an endless cycle of bringing each other up. Well now it’s Madonna’s turn and she’s bringing up Gaga “100 People” supercut.