Category: Madonna

Prior To Her Health Scare, Madonna Was Putting In 12 Hour Days In Preparation For Her World Tour

June 29, 2023 / Posted by:

After discovering today is our last hurrah Madonna became so overcome with emotion she had to recover inside a four-star suite called a hospital room. Thankfully, the Pride Gods stepped in, and she’s currently back at home and is expected to fully recover. Although her highly anticipated Celebration world tour is now postponed. Madge apparently was pushing herself to the limit in an attempt to rival both Beyoncé and Taylor Swift’s successful tours. However, hers would have made theirs look like cheap community theater productions of Burlesque. And this scary medical moment forced her and her family to realize it’s time for her to take better care of herself because nobody is ready for her to take a bow from life just yet.

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Madonna Is In The Hospital With A “Serious Bacterial Infection” And Has Delayed Her Tour

June 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Page Six reports that Madonna is recovering after a scary medical emergency over the weekend. On Saturday, the Queen of Pop was found unresponsive and rushed to a New York City hospital. 64-year-old Madge was intubated for at least one night before having the tube removed. This afternoon, her longtime manager, Guy Oseary, posted a statement on Instagram. He writes that Madonna “developed a serious bacterial infection,” which led to several days in the ICU. While she’s out of the ICU, she’s still under medical care. Guy adds that Madonna’s 40th-anniversary world tour, The Celebration Tour, will be postponed. It was set to begin on July 15 in Vancouver. The good news? Guy says Madonna’s health is “improving,” and she’s expected to make a full recovery. Phew! Thank god she’s OK. Especially on this, our month of Pride.

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Madonna Reportedly Got Her New 29-Year-Old Boxer Boyfriend To Sign An NDA Before Dating Him

June 20, 2023 / Posted by:

64-year-old Madonna is not playing around when it comes to dating these 20-somethings. She’s on a level that even Leonardo DiCaprio isn’t caught up to, and we don’t give her enough credit for also helping set new standards in cradle-robbing. Her newest 29-year-old boxer boyfriend, Josh Popper (who could pop the fuck out of me–let me tell you), reportedly had to sign an NDA to date the great Madonna. You gotta deal with her weed-gummy-induced rantings in private and then keep them secret?!

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Sam Smith And Madonna’s New Song “Vulgar” Is Out

June 9, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Sam Smith has realized their new goal of being the sexiest slab of raw chicken in the world, they’ve teamed up with Madonna to unleash a new song unto the masses. Initially, Sam and Madge teased an upcoming song, but at that point, it was just speculation. For us, at least. Because, unlike Madge’s upcoming tour that may or may not reach completion, the song is finally here. And since Sam is in their “I wanna be shocking and NEKKID!” phase, teaming up with Madge makes sense. Sam and Madge’s song, aptly titled Vulgar, and it’s the kind of beat you’ll be hearing on your drunkest days while slamming two-for-one Tito’s mules at bars all across the world during Pride.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Weeknd’s New Song With Madonna And Playboi Carti For “The Idol”

June 2, 2023 / Posted by:

While HBO Max keeps trying to get people to accept their rebrand of “Max” (never gonna happen), Abel Tesfaye aka The Weeknd, and Sam Levinson are crossing their fingers and hoping for the same with their controversial new show The Idol (also probably not gonna happen). The series hasn’t even been released yet but already has a 25 percent critics’ score on Rotten Tomatoes after being branded as a torture porn nightmare. So The Weeknd figured he’d sweeten the deal by getting the Queen of Pop, Madonna, to feature in one of the show’s tracks, “Popular,” and dropped the song only days before the June 4th release of The Idol.

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Madonna and Sam Smith Tease A Collaboration Together

May 25, 2023 / Posted by:

Back in April, conservative panties nationwide wadded up in a giant bunch when Sam Smith performed their song “Unholy” on tour while dressed in a bejeweled corset and thigh-high boots accessorized with devil horns on their head. Then Sam subsequently sang Madonna’s “Human Nature” in fishnets and nipple tassels- which Madonna bid her love to by reposting a video of it. Now, a month later, Satan’s little helpers teased that they’re teaming up together in a shared Instagram post!

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