Julia Garner, Madonna’s Chosen “Madonna,” Seems Optimistic That The Scrapped Biopic Might Eventually Happen
Since the Madonna biopic was just a twinkle in 64-year-old Madonna’s (questionably able to fully blink) eye, chaos followed in the form of team change-ups and a competitive casting process for the role of a younger Madge. Though Julia Garner must have successfully completed Madonna’s voguing and floor-humping boot camp to come out on top, the project was soon shelved after Madonna announced her upcoming Celebration Tour, which put Universal Pictures out over $10 million. But when Julia was asked about the movie’s future on her way into the Vanity Fair Oscars party the other night, she kept it coy yet optimistic that it may eventually come to fruition.
Madonna Justified Her Love For Boxer Josh Hopper By Sharing A Photo Of Them Kissing
Last week Madonna was accused of wasting our time by pretending to have a new boyfriend just to promote the guy’s gym. But just because Madonna can still do all her own stunts, that doesn’t mean she has to resort to them. According to The Daily Mail, recent Instagram activity has proven that last week’s monthly Boy Toy reveal was not a stunt as previously suspected and was, in fact, a genuine expression of true love and fidelity between the 64-year-old pop icon and 29-year-old boxing gym owner Josh Popper. Mr. Popper was originally hired to coach Madonna’s 17-year-old son David Banda in boxing, but now Mr. Popper’s duties have been extended to include kissing David’s mom on the mouth.
Madonna’s New “Romance” With Boxer Josh Popper Is Allegedly A Stunt To Promote His Gym
False alarm, everyone- 64-year-old Madonna is reportedly not getting dicked down by a 29-year-old beefcake…at least not a 29-year-old beefcake named Josh Popper. Fresh off from breaking up with her 23-year-old boy toy Andrew Darnell, it was reported that she quickly moved on to a new and older piece, Josh Popper, after she appeared in pictures on the Instagram page of his NYC boxing gym. But it turns out that Madge can’t post a picture of herself pressed up against a man while dressed as Blade without everyone thinking they’re doing it. And apparently, that’s exactly what they wanted everyone to think. A source close to Madonna tells Page Six that the photographs of her and the boxing coach were just to help him promote his gym. Josh, who recently appeared on an episode of Bravo’s Summer House, has been coaching her 17-year-old son David Banda to take part in a charity boxing match that will help raise money, hopefully, to help keep Madge from terrorizing Instagram Live.
Right After Dropping Her Latest Boy Toy, Madonna Has Moved On To A 29-Year-Old Boxer Named Josh Popper
Josh Popper is a 29-year-old boxing coach at Bredwinners, a gym in New York City’s Flatiron District. He also makes an appearance on this season of Bravo’s Hamptons reality show, Summer House. As you can see from the header photo, Josh Popper is totally ripped, and Madonna has him in her clutches now. According to the Daily Mail, 64-year-old Madge and the boxer are dating. Continue reading
Madonna And Her Boy Toy Andrew Darnell Are Done, And She’s In The Midst Of A “Crisis Of Confidence”
No, that isn’t Madonna pictured next to a child she adopted under the guise of humanitarianism only to then attempt to suck the youthfulness from his soul; that’s Madonna pictured next to model Andrew Darnell, her most recent boy toy she lured in to attempt to suck the youthfulness from his dick! But nothing gold can stay, and Madonna and Andrew–whose relationship we just learned about back in September–are no longer. And sources close to Madonna say that the breaking of their union came at a bad time, because she’s also having a bit of an existential crisis at the moment.
Pink Says That Madonna Doesn’t Like Her
You would think two artists like Pink and Madonna would be the kind of friends who sit next to each other at awards shows, texting back and forth with comments like “You see what this bitch is wearing?”. But alas, that can only be a fantasy because of an incident that occurred many years ago at daytime talk’s equivalent of Hell Live! With Regis and Kelly. And during a recent appearance on The Howard Stern Show, Pink gave a breakdown, and it becomes clear exactly why she and Madge will never be friends.