Category: Jennifer Coolidge

Here Are Some Of The Looks From The Dueling Carpets From Last Night’s Oscar Celebrations

March 13, 2023 / Posted by:

Two carpets, both alike in dignity

(In fair Hollywood, where we lay our scene),

From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,

Where civil shoes make civil rugs unclean.

It’s crazy how those words by William Shakespeare are still as true today as they were in 1996 when we finally understood them thanks to Baz Luhrmann‘s Romeo + Juliet. And this morning, as the sun rose over the detritus of last night’s Oscars celebrations, one carpet emerged victorious and unblemished by the unsightly stains of blood and mud and whatever it was that Fine Ass Jonathan Majors had in his tiny silver sipping cup. For reasons we may only understand after Baz makes a movie about it, after weeks of torrential rain, the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences decided this was the year to break with a 64-year tradition and pull the Red Carpet out from under our feet in exchange for a Champagne Industrial Rug. For revenge, Florence Pugh could barely be bothered to dress for the big event so she just brushed her ponytail to the front and grabbed a beige duvet cover out of the dirty laundry for the Oscars, saving her pink comforter for the Blue Carpet at the Vanity Fair after party.

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Cate Blanchett Calls For The End Of Televised Awards Shows While Accepting A Critics Choice Award On The CW…

January 16, 2023 / Posted by:

The Critics Choice Awards aired on The CW last night, and a not-so-surprising guest crashed that shit like, “Bitch, I’m STILL here.” I’m talking about COVID-19. Nominees Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson, and Jamie Lee Curtis, as well as presenter Michelle Pfeiffer, had to sit the show out after testing positive for Coronavirus. COVID-19 didn’t fuck with Cate Blanchett, though. She showed up to last night’s ceremony, won Best Actress for her performance in Tár, and used some of her time on stage to praise all actresses in the business and also declared that we need to finally call the time of death on the “televised horse race” known as awards shows. And then Cate galloped away with her Critics Choice Award in hand to place it right next to her two Oscars, three BAFTAs, four Golden Globes, three SAG Awards, and many other horse race prizes.

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Jennifer Coolidge Stole The Show At The Golden Globes

January 11, 2023 / Posted by:

If you still haven’t seen White Lotus season two, then stay away from all Jennifer Coolidge posts on the internet today, including this one, because you will be spoiled. Jennifer Coolidge starred in the series as Tanya McQuoid, and last night, she picked up a Golden Globe for her performance in the show’s second season. And Jennifer Coolidge’s acceptance speech was pure Jennifer Coolidge. Now, the Internet wants her to host the next award show, but then that’ll mean the ceremony would need to be extended by at least 4 hours since she’s got a lot to say!

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Open Post: Hosted By Ariana Grande Asking Jennifer Coolidge About The “Best Dick” She Got From Playing Stifler’s Mom

December 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Career-wise, Jennifer Coolidge has had a really great couple of years, thanks to The White Lotus. I cannot say the same about her personal life because I do not know her personally. But guess who does? Jennifer’s super-fan Ariana Grande. Ariana’s so Coolidge-obsessed that she cast Jennifer in the video for her 2019 hit thank u, next and pulled off a pretty impressive impression of her Best in Show character this past Halloween. Now Ariana has interviewed Jennifer for Entertainment Weekly’s 2022 Entertainers of the Year issue, and she didn’t shy away from asking the hard-hitting questions. For example: “Do you remember the best dick you got from playing Stifler’s mom?” Oh, sweetie, you never forget the best dick (shout out to the Newfie lawyer I met after an Arcade Fire concert in 2014). Continue reading

“The White Lotus” Has Been Renewed For A Third Season

November 18, 2022 / Posted by:

And now for some good news: The White Lotus has been renewed by HBO for a third season. The renewal comes three episodes into the second season, which is currently airing. Season one was set at the White Lotus resort in Hawaii, while season two is set at another White Lotus in Sicily. Jennifer Coolidge’s Tanya McQuoid and her shady-ass husband, played by Jon Gries (aka Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite) are the only characters who have appeared in both seasons. So, where will Jennifer/Tanya travel next? Is there a White Lotus in Iceland? The people need to see Jennifer/Tanya get her tongue stuck to the wall of an ice hotel.

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Jennifer Coolidge Is Back In The Season Two Trailer For “The White Lotus”

October 6, 2022 / Posted by:

Survivor and The Amazing Race alum Mike White‘s HBO show The White Lotus already did what it had to do by giving Jennifer Coolidge a long overdue Emmy-worthy role that she tackled to the ground and suffocated to death with her magnificent bosom. She killed that shit and has the Emmy to prove it. But as it turns out, she left her character, a ditsy, bereaved heiress named Tanya McQuoid, only mostly dead and married to the traveling businessman she hooked up with at the end of the first season. And as we know, TWL was picked up for a second season with a new cast and a new location. Variety reports that TWL will once again be doing what it’s supposed to do because Jennifer is the only returning cast member (other than the aforementioned husband played by Jon Gries, you know Lazlo who lived in Val Kilmer’s closet in Real Genius, and yes I patted myself on the back and called myself the REAL real genius for pulling that one out of my dark, twisted subconscious) for S2 which takes place at a different White Lotus resort in Sicily.

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