It seems like a lot of things have happened in the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle sphere of disappointment in the short time since March when King Charles evicted them from Frogmore Cottage and offered it to his alleged mega-skeeze brother, Prince Andrew (who doesn’t really want it). They parted ways with Spotify, haven’t impressed Netflix much, and didn’t really get the reaction it seemed they were aiming for after their NYC pap chase. And now, when they don’t have a weekend free from birthday parties for children who are too young to have a fundamental concept of calendars and want to visit Harry’s homeland, they’ll have to couch surf or get a hotel, because all of their stuff has been moved out of Frogmore Cottage, leaving them without access to any royal digs to stay in.
Christine Baumgartner Says She’ll Move Out Of Kevin Costner’s House Once The Courts Confirm How Much Money She’ll Be Getting
Even though the happenings of Kevin Costner and Christine Baumgartner’s divorce have been Fresca compared to Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann’s Mountain Dew (though there’s still time for it to devolve further), they’ve still been consistently delivering the dysfunction. According to Kevin, Christine has been squatting in the mansion HE owns because she was supposed to vacate within 30 days of her May 1 divorce filing, as outlined in their prenup. He’s given her over $1 million to get out and find a bachelorette pad, but she hasn’t budged and requested almost $250k a month in child support to maintain the quality of life their three teenage kids are accustomed to. Kevin reportedly accused Christine of being a Princess of Thieves who is only staying put so she can leverage how much of their assets she’ll get to bag, and it seems that may be the case since Christine has allegedly laid down the condition that she’ll move out once the court confirms the exact dollar amount Kevin will have to pony up.
Live shows have lately become a living diorama of society’s social deficits and the atrophy of human decency and decorum. A few months back, we had the orchestra orgasmer. Earlier this month, a fan injured Bebe Rexha by hurling his cell phone at her face during a performance, and another fan made his way up to the stage and slapped Ava Max. And this past weekend, a fan oblivious to anything but her own “Pick me! I wanna go viral!” desires tossed a bag of her powdered mom up on stage, much to the pretty well-handled bewilderment and disgust of Pink. It was such a baffling offering that it overshadowed another fan at the same show passing a strange gift to the stage that Pink received with much more enthusiasm: a huge wheel of brie cheese!
Hopefully, Alec Baldwin’s “sometimes mommy” Hilaria Baldwin was on standby at the Vancouver International Airport, waiting to creepily cradle his perpetually petulant ass in her lap as soon as he touched down because he recently whined like a big ol’ baby on Instagram about his flight there getting delayed by 7 ½ hours. Naturally, most commenters had no sympathy for him. But at least no one was hurt over it (this time).
In the not even two months since Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann filed for divorce, the whole ordeal has been such a calamitous shit mountain that there are already two pages of posts here detailing the dysfunction, which includes both a custody and house battle as well as allegations of abuse, a gambling addiction, and the consumption of the devil’s lettuce. And since the alums of The Real Housewives of Atlanta and Don’t Be Tardy have even less sense than liquid assets, they’ve been enlisting their local police as referees in their fight to secure the title of “most contentious-ass divorce of 2023.” In their most recent play, Kim called 911 because she alleged that Kroy threatened to file kidnapping charges over a miscommunication about one of the four kids they have together going on a playdate and also stole one of her bags containing divorce documents.
Kevin Federline Responded To The Theory That He’s Moving His And Britney Spears’ Sons To Hawaii To Extend Her Child Support Payments
Kevin Federline and the media have had kind of a methy relationship lately. Most recently, his lawyer ran to them to blab that Britney Spears hadn’t completed the paper trail for him to move their sons, Jayden and Preston, to Hawaii, and if she didn’t, they’d have to go to court. Although Britney (also via her attorney) stopped dancing for a minute to respond that she consents, her fans (or KFed’s haters) have been skeptical of his motives. He says the move is because his current wife, Victoria Prince, was offered a job there. However, Page Six says many on social media are speculating that the move is because Kevin wants to use Hawaii’s child support guidelines as a loophole that could extend Britney’s payments by a few years. But when a pap caught Kevin out the other day, he seemingly denied that accusation.