Billie Eilish And Her Boyfriend Jesse Rutherford Made Their Red Carpet Debut At The LACMA Art + Film Gala
A successful, independent young woman like Billie Eilish can’t be expected to go around twinning with her brother every time she’s got a red carpet event to dress for. In fact, it starts to look a little weird after a while. Billie seems to understand that now and used the annual LAMCA Art + Film Gala to take the opportunity to make her twinning red carpet debut with her boyfriend, The Neighbourhood frontman Jesse Rutherford. Unfortunately, Billie chose the wrong event because there was another set of twins on the red carpet that not only completely eclipsed the stars in attendance, but they also eclipsed the very moon and sun that shine above. Sure Billie and Jesse looked cute shrouded in a Gucci comforter over matching Gucci pajamas, but even one unprotected glance at Salma Hayek’s twin gaseous orbs has the power to render the viewer blind.
I know it seems apocryphal to say, given #thesetryingtimes, that earth is healing, but the signs are everywhere if you know where to look. For one, it’s raining today in Northern California. Right outside my window, I can clearly see, AND HEAR, actual precipitation falling from the sky. My feetsies are a little cold too. So when I say all is not lost, you’ve got to believe me. To wit — After a two-year pandemic hiatus, Heidi Klum’s annual Halloween extravaganza popped off in New York with Heidi doing The Worm on the red carpet. And when I say she was doing The Worm, what I really mean is she was doing The Worm That Will Haunt My Every Waking Moment.
We all know her as a model, actress, and owner of $2 million dollar legs, but did you also know that Heidi Klum can also sing? If you count breathy autotune as singing then Heidi is a bona fide vocalist! Last month, Heidi released a dance ditty with the man who cannot say no to a paycheck, Snoop Dogg. If you’re looking for a masterclass in posing featuring singing, then the redundantly titled Chai Tea with Heidi is for you!
Since new moneyed celebrity spawn don’t usually participate in the old fashioned system of debutante balls and coming out to society, the most common way for a young person to signal their readiness to embark on their nepotism enabled transition from private citizen/child to model/influencer is to have their most famous parent announce it to the media (Looking at you, Catherine Zeta-Jones). Either that or they just push the teen directly in front of a moving Kardashian (Hello, Lionel Ritchie). Heidi Klum is in the former category. According to People, Heidi’s 16-year-old mini-me, Leni Klum, is ready for the runway/bathroom mirror.
Heidi Klum didn’t throw her big annual Halloween party this year because of, you know, coronavirus. But the Queen of Halloween didn’t let a deadly infectious disease keep her down and instead, did a 5-minute Halloween movie featuring her whole family including her kids, Leni, 16, Henry, 14, Johan, 13, and Lou, 10, and her husband, Tom Kaulitz. Heidi Klum continues to do the most for Halloween and this year, she went as Horror Movie Queen. Jamie Lee Curtis, WHO (not really)?!
They say it’s not quite Halloween until Heidi Klum sends every latex factory and silicone manufacturer in North America into overdrive by purchasing every last molecule of moldable rubber product for what will end up being a full-blown spectacle of a costume. But thanks to the COVID-19 pandemic, the spookiest treat you tricks can look forward to is the promise that there will be no “Monster Mash” karaoke singalong during your at-home Zoom party. Halloween isn’t really happening this year, but especially not for the Queen of Halloween.