Not having much of a personal investment in the outcome of Kanye West (sorry but mononyms like “Ye” must be earned, not taken) and Kim Kardashian’s divorce, I was surprised to find myself getting a little misty-eyed thinking about the potential fate of their haunted mausoleum which has provided me with many years of much-needed catharsis and amusement. Yet it seems Kim’s friend Foodgod (mononym earned) isn’t the only deity working in/for her favor. Even now that Kanye has been kicked to the curb, Hephaestus, the Greek God of design and creativity, continues to shine his favor on Kim and all she touches and sits her ass on in that barren wasteland she calls a home.
Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Settle Their Divorce, And He Will Pay Her $200K A Month In Child Support
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unholy union is officially officially OVER! After years of terrorizing the masses with their stale, manufactured love they’ve finally reached the final round of The Divorce Game by settling their assets and cutting ties with one another for good. But their most precious, permanent assets are their children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm. In their child support agreement, Kim will be receiving $200K a month from Kanye, and the payments are due on the first of each month, which will definitely eat away at Kanye’s millionaire status in no time since his bank account is rapidly wasting away into a pile of skin and bones.
Kim Kardashian Spoke Out About Balenciaga’s BDSM Teddy Bear Ad, And They’re Suing The Producers Of The Campaign For $25 Million
Kim Kardashian’s use of her sister’s disgraced baby daddy as a likely distraction from her having to condemn Balenciaga for shooting an ad with children holding teddy bears dressed up in BDSM gear with child pornography court documents visible on a nearby table didn’t work; her Instagram comment section was filled with pitchforks and torches pleading with her to speak out about it (this could be the most bizarre sentence ever written). So, since she’s been known to wear Balenciaga from head to tampon, she finally gave a lackluster statement–with wiggle room for a backpedal–since Balenciaga’s now belatedly expressing damnation of the ordeal by suing the producers of the shoot for $25 million.
Kim Kardashian’s Getting Backlash For Hosting Friendsgiving At A Juvenile Detention Center With Tristan Thompson
After recently hanging out with Ivanka Trump to discuss her sleazy ex-husband Kanye West’s sickening antisemitic rants, Kim Kardashian continued her krusade of hanging out with the most despicable characters she can scrounge up by hosting an event for troubled youth with her sister Khloé Kardashian’s troubled adult baby daddy, Tristan Thompson.
Back in early January, Uncaht Jahms star Julia Fox began dating Kanye West. After six weeks of attention-grabbing theatrics, which included an essay about their second date, Fashion Week stuntery, and approximately 12 metric tonnes of black eyeliner, this “it” couple (more like Cousin Itt) expired. Recently, Julia said she believed this quickie romance hurt her acting career because Hollywood sees her as a “tabloid type person.” Now she’s taken to TikTok to defend her decision to date Kanye. Julia claims she did it to distract him from attacking his ex-wife, Kim Kardashian. So, a sort of “women supporting women” version of jumping on a live grenade. Continue reading
There’s a reason they give you those cute little “I Voted” stickers at the polls, and it’s so you can show the world that you are an informed, responsible, civic-minded individual who has participated in the sacred act of democratic agency upon which our country was built (citation needed), without letting them know that you just copied your husband’s ballot at the 11th hour because you’re a lazy dum-dum who couldn’t get their shit together in time. Now, I don’t know if Katy Perry’s husband Orlando Bloom is the lazy dum-dum in their family or if Katy’s just an ambitious dum-dum. Because Katy got out and voted, but instead of posting a cute ‘lil selfie with her sticker, she took a selfie inside the voting booth that managed to show her entire ass, including who she voted for.