Category: Kim Kardashian

People Think Kim Kardashian Is Stealing Naomi Campbell’s Looks

March 13, 2019 / Posted by:

I mean, she stole the Titanic’s ass, so is this much of a shock? Sartorial sleuths who have kept a National Archives-level documentation of everything Naomi Campbell has worn, noticed recently that Kim Kardashian seems to be making a point of showing up in frocks Naomi once strutted down the runway. It’s not exactly like the Kardashians are known for setting trends beyond making everyone want to get paid to do nothing, but I guess trying to snatch Naomi’s style is the straw that broke the fashion camel’s back.

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Kim Kardashian Offered To Pay 5 Years Of Rent For A Newly Released Prisoner

March 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian is back to doing mitzvahs. She’s just agreed to pay Matthew Charles’ rent for the next 5 years after he was rejected from renting an apartment in Nashville due to his criminal record. Not only that, Kim may have been marginally helpful in getting the bill passed that prompted Matthew’s release from prison in the first place. According to CNN, Kim’s been doing slightly more than Oval Office photo ops in her quest to become the Harriet Tubman of Calabasas. Not only did she successfully lobby Donald Trump to commute the sentence of Alice Marie Johnson last summer, she’s been credited with helping get a prison reform bill called The First Step Act passed.

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Kimye Arrived Late To Chance The Rapper’s Wedding, Had To Watch From The Nosebleed Section

March 11, 2019 / Posted by:

If you’re ass is late, it’s late, and the show must go on. That kinda mindset doesn’t normally gel with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, whose fashion shows have notoriously kept people waiting for hours. Luckily, Chance the Rapper and his bride, Kirsten Corley, haven’t been so swayed by the Koven that they felt the need to wait for Kimye on their own wedding day. Kirsten walked down the aisle before those two wrecks had arrived, which meant Kim and Kanye were held back so they didn’t disturb the wedding in progress. Ha! How common! Continue reading


Anna Wintour Kind Of Shaded The Kardashians On Their Fashion

March 5, 2019 / Posted by:

If you think Madonna is going to great lengths to suck the youth out of unsuspecting souls, Anna Wintour is having a peak “Hold my beer” moment. Sure, there are plenty of stodgy editors who have jumped ship at Conde Nast, but Anna just keeps gaining power. Her latest strategy is a video series For Vogue where she answers questions from peasants, er, readers. The latest chapter had someone asking Anna what she thought about the Kardashians and their style. Surprisingly, Anna didn’t show how she felt by opening the window to her office and jumping out of it.

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Kim Kardashian Wants To End The (Possibly Fake) Momo Challenge

February 28, 2019 / Posted by:

It warms my heart to see celebrities stand up against any form of injustice because it truly shows that they care about people. This, however, is not one of those instances. Kim Kardashian, a notorious specter of the internet, must have been on YouTube recently searching for “number of times Kim Kardashian has smiled” when she discovered the potentially dangerous Momo Challenge, which is allegedly aimed at young children instructing them to harm themselves through splicing an eerie image into videos aimed at kids like Peppa Pig. And since this is something that’s based within Kim’s home planet of The Internet (where all of her selfies rest comfortably in infamy), she has decided that it’s time for everyone to join forces and fight against the threat of Momo!

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The Kardashians Deny That Khloe Is In Talks To Be The Next Bachelorette

February 24, 2019 / Posted by:

That was fast. Before we could clean the panting hot breath marks and sticky palm prints off the inside of our car windows after hearing that Khloe Kardashian (in wax above) was “in contention” (AKA anywhere from completely fabricated to already inked), to be the next Bachelorette, the rumor has been shot down. According to Khloe’s Momager Kris Jenner and protective moral compass big sister Kim Kardashian, Khloe as the Bachelorette is a no go, which is a shame, since she clearly can not be trusted to swipe right on her own.

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