Two carpets, both alike in dignity
(In fair Hollywood, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil shoes make civil rugs unclean.
It’s crazy how those words by William Shakespeare are still as true today as they were in 1996 when we finally understood them thanks to Baz Luhrmann‘s Romeo + Juliet. And this morning, as the sun rose over the detritus of last night’s Oscars celebrations, one carpet emerged victorious and unblemished by the unsightly stains of blood and mud and whatever it was that Fine Ass Jonathan Majors had in his tiny silver sipping cup. For reasons we may only understand after Baz makes a movie about it, after weeks of torrential rain, the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences decided this was the year to break with a 64-year tradition and pull the Red Carpet out from under our feet in exchange for a Champagne Industrial Rug. For revenge, Florence Pugh could barely be bothered to dress for the big event so she just brushed her ponytail to the front and grabbed a beige duvet cover out of the dirty laundry for the Oscars, saving her pink comforter for the Blue Carpet at the Vanity Fair after party.
On Saturday night, Garrett Hedlund was arrested for public intoxication in Franklin County, TN. This came after we learned that Garrett has been sued for allegedly causing a horrific car crash in 2020 while four times over the legal booze limit of 0.08. And also after we learned that Garett and Emma Roberts, who share a 1-year-old son, Rhodes, called it quits “following a rocky few months in their relationship.” Now there are more details about his Saturday night arrest, and it turns out he was so plastered he caused “unreasonable annoyance.” Officially. Continue reading
Garrett Hedlund Was Arrested For Public Intoxication Last Night, And Also Sued For Allegedly Causing A Horrible 2020 Car Crash While Drunk
Okay, so now we may know why People reported this weekend that Emma Roberts and Garrett Hedlund broke up after everyone else figured out that they have been done for a bit. I guess Emma Roberts’ publicist wanted us to know that she, a noted menace, was no longer involved in the romantical sense with a noted menace. Because also this weekend, we heard that Garrett has been sued by a mother and daughter for a January 2020 car crash. The mother and daughter say that they suffered serious and lifetime injuries after he ran a red light and crashed head-on into their car while drunk. And on top of that, Garrett was busted in Tennesse last night for public intoxication.
Emma Roberts and Garrett Hedlund have been together since early 2019, and in December 2020, she gave birth to their first child, Rhodes Robert Hedlund. Last month, The Daily Mail said that the last time Emma and Garrett were photographed together was at an Oscars party on April 25th. Also, the two stopped following each other on Instagram. Okay well that all but confirms it, really. Although a wrench gets thrown into things when you realize that a little over three months ago, E! News was reporting that Emma and Garret went through a “rough patch” while she was pregnant, but that they were stronger than ever since becoming new parents. That brings us to last night where Emma showed up to Paris Hilton’s tacky three-day wedding extravaganza without Garrett. Instead, she brought Cade Hudson, who definitely isn’t her boyfriend because he’s gay so all celebrity gossip tabloids can immediately delete anything with a headline that reads something like: “It’s a Match Cade in Heaven!” But she didn’t go with Garrett so some are thinking that they’re done.
Earlier this summer, it was reported that Julia Roberts‘ niece Emma Roberts is pregnant after making a baby with her boyfriend Garrett Hedlund. News that elicited responses like, “Oh wow,” and “Wait, what happened to Evan Peters?” Evan Peters has been out of the picture for a while, and he was replaced by Garrett, who will soon be the father to a child he shares with Emma Roberts. And I don’t have to add “allegedly” or “rumored” to any of this, because Emma and Garrett have come right out and officially confirmed the news themselves.
Emma Roberts is pregnant with her first child, courtesy of boyfriend Garrett Hedlund. To quote Emma Roberts’ American Horror Story: Coven character, “Surprise bitch!” Us Weekly broke the news on their podcast. So far, no “over the moon” announcement from the couple. Continue reading