Madonna’s kept the festive autumn train rolling all season long after first posting pics of her simulated pumpkin relations and zombie costume at Halloween time and now giving the public a glimpse of what Thanksgiving looks like for her family: expensive and kind of glum. But, although we’ve seen Madonna making sexy faces too close to the camera while using her kids individually as props more times than we can count, this time, she gave us a rare look at all of her six kids together in the same picture.
Madonna‘s daughter is ready to get all the way into the music business and soak up those sweet, sweet nepotism opportunities. Lourdes Leon has released a new EP under the stage name Lolahol, called Go. Along with the release of the 5 track EP came the second single, Cuntradiction. The song and video are out and she is serving straight-up low-budget Madonna but luckily, since Lourdes is actually her daughter, I don’t think Madonna will roast her for being reductive.
Madonna Kept Her Instagram Mess Train Rolling By First Going Topless And Then Posing As A Sexy Zombie
As we all know, Madonna is still horny as hell and recently asserted that over the past 30+ years, she’s paved the way for artists like Cardi B and others to be inspired by their own dewy nethers. Her preferred medium for expressing her insistence that she’s still got it is Instagram, and she made sure to keep her recent posts seasonally appropriate by giving us “boo!” spooks when she displayed her Madgebags with precariously placed emojis over her nips and then followed that up by posting an unsettling clip of her as a thirsty zombie.
Instagram filters and the surgeon’s knife/a couple of lumpy Motel 6 pillows shoved down the back of your tights will only take you so far when trying to express how you truly feel inside. Over the past couple of years, Madonna‘s gradually let us know that she self-identifies as a 26-year-old, “sex obsessed“ Black woman who may or may not dabble in the sapphic arts. But Madonna’s physical and aesthetic transformations over the years have done little to announce the more substantive identity that has apparently been emanating from her pussy. Though she’s never been one to shy away from letting it all hang out, Madge became uncharacteristically coy about her sexuality on TikTok over the weekend, enticing her viewers to interpret the results of a complex (by Madonna’s standards) Rube Goldberg-esque series of events to determine if the woman who we previously assumed was primarily interested in dick, is in fact, gay. Like “gay” gay, not just “pop star ramming her tongue down the throat of every man, woman, recent child and goat for attention” gay as perpetually demonstrated.
While there’s no crying in the teaser trailer for Amazon’s upcoming A League of Their Own series, there is some flirting which apparently is allowed in baseball. According to TVLine, the show “takes a deeper look at race and sexuality,” than the 1992 Penny Marshall-directed film of the same name that inspired it. This is rude because that’s Madonna’s entire reason for living and she isn’t even involved in this one!
Many celebrities have spoken out against Russia’s war on Ukraine. Some, like AnnaLynne McCord, threw down a slam poem where she apologized to Putin for not being his mother since everything would be different if she was. Others, like John Cena, used the attack to promote his HBO Max show. Not to mention, The View’s Joy Behar going on about how she hasn’t been able to go to Italy because of the pandemic “and now this.” Well, Madonna has shown her support for Ukraine, and this time, she stayed out of the bathtub, and instead, posted a montage video of scenes from Ukraine spliced with clips of Putin’s face and her delivering sexy moves. And while some rolled their eyes like, “There’s Madonna Madonna-ing again,” it got her a follow from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.