Category: Kaia Gerber

Austin Butler Has Kicked Off His “Elvis” Oscar Campaign But Declined To Talk About His Ex Vanessa Hudgens

May 25, 2022 / Posted by:

Lady Gaga is probably kicking herself in the pants right now for not auditioning for Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis. Had she nabbed the role of Elvis Presley, she’d be the one telling British GQ how her “body just started shutting down” as soon as they wrapped because of the stress. Instead, Austin Butler gets to use that line in his march toward Oscar buzz, and so far, the best that Gaga can hope for is a Best Original Song nomination for Hold My Hand (Take My Whole Life Too) for the Top Gun 2: Gaga’s Turn soundtrack.

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Kaia Gerber Was Seen With Vanessa Hudgen’s Ex Austin Butler And Olivia Jade Was Seen With Kaia’s Ex Jacob Elordi

December 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Minor tremors were felt throughout the LA basin this week as a 2.5 love-quake rocked the very shallow dating pool of 19-25(ish) year-old IT(ish) boys and girls. The Daily Mail reports that a light sloshing occurred when Kaia Gerber’s recently ex-boyfriend Jacob Elordi and noodle-armed ex-collage rower Olivia Jade were “spotted enjoying an afternoon pick-me-up with several friends before exploring the neighborhood with Jacob’s dog leading the way.” Not to be out-splashed by a failed aquatic sportsperson, Kaia and Vanessa Hudgens ex-boyfriend Austin Butler were spotted “attending a yoga class together on Sunday morning before heading off in Kaia’s car.” I’ve studied the photographs of the damage supplied by The Daily Mail carefully and can report that of these two seismic shifts, the pairing of Kaia and Austin is the more significant of the two. You know, from a geological perspective. Honestly, I don’t even know who let Olivia in the pool in the first place, considering she probably can’t even swim or book an audition for The CW.

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Cole Sprouse Denies Cheating On Lili Reinhart With Kaia Gerber

April 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Here’s some news you can use the next time you’re on a FaceTime call with the Riverdale-obsessed teenager in your life. Although to be fair, I’m sure there’s some Riverdale-obsessed adults out there who have also been shaken by this recent drama. Or should I say, severe lack of drama. I’m sure Cole Sprouse would prefer I word it that way, because according to Cole, there is no sneaky two-timing going on.

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“Imagine” If All These Celebrities Sang In The Same Key

March 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Corona isn’t the only thing going viral these days. With everybody on lockdown and bored out of their minds, we are grasping at straws for anything even mildly entertaining to distract us from this supremely shitty situation. Some desperate souls have even resorted to watching Cats! Which is why you may have seen the video that’s going around where Gal Gadot and a bafflingly random group of celebrities join together as one to sing John Lennon’s Imagine. You see, coronavirus got Gal to thinking: What if we are all really the same? And to her credit, when it comes right down to it, celebrities really are just like us. They’re also bored, scared, barely any of them can sing, and the ones who can sing, are always doing too much.

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Pete Davidson Says He Wants To Adopt A Baby With His Mom

February 24, 2020 / Posted by:

According to People, Pete Davidson is ready to move on from traumatizing Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber’s child, to wanting to traumatize one of his own. In a recent interview with Charlamagne Tha God, Pete said that he’s ready to have a kid and he’s considered adopting one with his mom. And to think I made fun of Jeremy Irons for suggesting fathers might marry their own sons for tax purposes! Pete wanting to have a baby with his own mother is way crazier.

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Rande Gerber And Cindy Crawford Are Worried About Presley Gerber

February 20, 2020 / Posted by:

It seems like Presley Gerber’s decision to get a tattoo on his face was finally a cause for concern for his parents Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber. Or maybe it was that video where Presley looked like he was auditioning for the title role in an Aaron Carter biopic for Lifetime (in other words: DISTRESSING). But it’s safe to assume that Presley didn’t give his parents a heads-up or seek their approval on the location of his cry for help new ink.

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