Kim Kardashian is going to star in the 12th season of American Horror Story, and many people have opinions about it. Including Patti LuPone, who has notoriously big opinions on a lot of things and people, and Sharon Stone, who survived a lightning strike, so to me, she’s essentially psychic. And neither woman is a fan of the idea of Kim trying her hand at acting, suggesting that she’s poisoning the art form. I’m not one to disagree with either Sharon or Patti–who are goddesses that I adore. There is no doubt Kim’s filler-frozen performance will stink up that place more than the fake gore, but let’s be real, Kim’s casting matches up with AHS‘ current “artistic vision.”
Two carpets, both alike in dignity
(In fair Hollywood, where we lay our scene),
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil shoes make civil rugs unclean.
It’s crazy how those words by William Shakespeare are still as true today as they were in 1996 when we finally understood them thanks to Baz Luhrmann‘s Romeo + Juliet. And this morning, as the sun rose over the detritus of last night’s Oscars celebrations, one carpet emerged victorious and unblemished by the unsightly stains of blood and mud and whatever it was that Fine Ass Jonathan Majors had in his tiny silver sipping cup. For reasons we may only understand after Baz makes a movie about it, after weeks of torrential rain, the Academy of Motion Picture Sciences decided this was the year to break with a 64-year tradition and pull the Red Carpet out from under our feet in exchange for a Champagne Industrial Rug. For revenge, Florence Pugh could barely be bothered to dress for the big event so she just brushed her ponytail to the front and grabbed a beige duvet cover out of the dirty laundry for the Oscars, saving her pink comforter for the Blue Carpet at the Vanity Fair after party.
When Sharon Stone flashed her way into our hearts during the infamous leg-crossing scene in Basic Instinct she immediately became a sex symbol. But unfortunately, for women in Hollywood, the Sell By date on “sexy” comes far earlier than it does for men. In this aspect, Sharon was used to finding ways to freshen up her look with fillers and Botox but stopped after a near-death experience. And now, Sharon is talking about a time when a younger man she was dating decided to stop dating her because she refused to start getting botox once again.
Iman is 66 years young and still stunting on all these little TikTokers and influencers who managed to score an invite to the 2021 Met Gala. Iman showed up as the most important thing in the galaxy: THE SUN. Not sure what it had to do with the theme, In America: A Lexicon Of Fashion, who cares. It’s Iman! And other icons who graced the Met Gala with their presences included Debbie Harry, Whoopi Goldberg, and Sharon Stone.
Who needs Bumble when your DMs are open and you are the one and only Sharon Stone? Not Sharon Stone, that’s for damn sure. According to Page Six, 63-year-old Sharon has been spending time with a mystery man many years her junior, 25-year-old rapper RMR. We don’t know how they met, but I’m going to go out on a limb and say that most junior Millennial rappers who hide their identity by wearing a ski mask every time they’re in public, don’t have the preferences on their Bumble profiles set to thirsty 90s screen sirens with no fucks left to give. Just a hunch.
Whenever we hear that Glenn Close or Sigourney Weaver or Michelle Pfeiffer was cast in something, some people think, “Oh, how gracious of the benevolent Queen of Actresses, Meryl Streep, to turn that role down to give the lessers a chance.” Because Meryl Streep is largely seen as The Supreme when it comes to Hollywood actresses. Well, Sharon Stone has a lot of thoughts on that and she let them out during an interview when she felt that the interviewer insinuated how lucky she was to work with THEE Meryl Streep. Listen, Sharon Stone did not work a pair of busted baby bangs while jacking herself off with some dude’s hand in a speeding sports car in the underrated masterpiece Basic Instinct 2 for someone to imply that she’s on a lower level than Meryl Streep!