He looks like if Damien from The Omen got a job at Jiffy Lube. That’s current Hollywood slobber object Timothee Chalamat holding his statue for Best Male Lead for his part as a teenage twink in love with a much older dude in Call Me By Your Name. The Independent Spirit Awards were held yesterday. Variety reports that Jordan Peele’s “white people really ARE evil!” horror/comedy/satire Get Out won for Best Feature and Best Director, and honestly, why is Timothee dressed like a gas station attendant? Surely choosing an outfit for these things isn’t that much of a stressor that you say “eff it” and go with coveralls?
But didn’t they all die in the end?
Universal has announced that they’re releasing a sequel to the film version of ABBA-fest jukebox musical, Mamma Mia!. Deadline says that the entire cast is coming back, which means that Pierce Brosnan might sing again. Please, for all that is holy and good in the world, do not let Pierce Brosnan sing again. He sounded like a dying burro in an iron lung. How Meryl Streep’s character didn’t fling herself off a cliff to escape his singing is inexplicable.
Sneaky wedding haver Amanda Seyfriend has given birth to a baby girl.
People reports that Karen with the meteorological miracle boobs from Mean Girls is now a parent, alongside quickie husband Thomas Sadowski. It must be a relief not to have to smell all of that Thomas Edison stuff now (?!?).
Amanda Seyfried is going to give birth to another human soon, so I guess she and her man, Thomas Sadoski, figured that they should get the whole “married” thing out of the way before they’re up to their eyeballs in newborn slobber, baby diarrhea, nanny applications and pulled-out hair from listening to those selfish balls of neediness whine over stupid shit like being hungry. Thomas, who is also an actor, was on The Late Late Show last night to promote something I’m too lazy to Google and he declared that he is now Mr. Karen from Mean Girls.
Amanda Seyfried announced just two days ago that she will be someone’s mom soon and the floodgates of baby-related updates seem to be open for business. Today Amanda told Refinery29 that the human growing inside her has given her the kinda-lame superpower of being able to smell electricity. How very Karen from Mean Girls.
“I swear to god I can smell the TV,” she said, completely straight-faced. “There’s this static-y, metal-y scent. Do you know what I’m talking about?”
Nope! I’ve never been pregnant but I know it can make your senses, along with your everything else, go nuttier than a Lohan. You may recall that yesterday’s baby announcement took place during the launch of a fragrance line for Givenchy. Apparently Amanda is also using her bloodhound schnoz to sniff out a million different ways to describe the scent of vanilla.
“It smells like a cake,” she said. “Only a really chic, fancy one.”
“There’s something comforting and cozy about [the smell of] something baking or something sugary,” she says. “That’s why I love those Yankee candles, [in] Buttercream Frosting or Angel Food Cake. I mean, who doesn’t put a vanilla-scented candle out in their kitchen? [Those scents] relate to the child in me, which will live on forever. That’s also probably the pregnancy talking; I’ll blame it on that.”
I hate most vanilla-scented things, even if they do smell like a very “chic, fancy” cake. I’m not transported to childhood baking projects so much as middle school bathrooms. That’s where I would touch up my lips with those frosted pink lip glops that were so popular in 2001. And yes, it was The Look.
Amanda took her BABY BUMP and her dog for a walk with her fiance through NYC yesterday. Pictures are in the gallery below.
Pics: Paramount, Splash
When we heard from Amanda Seyfried and her now fiancé Thomas Sadoski these two back in March, there was a lot of pearl clutching amid speculations that Amanda and Thomas may have been up to some unseemly homewrecker antics. (In Hollywood? I know!) They met while they were working together in an off-Broadway show. Thanks to a moment of completely unplanned serendipity they both happened to pull the plug on their relationships around the same time and found themselves totally free to do each other. And now they’re going to be parents!
Well, regardless of a fishy divorce/shacking up timeline, these two are pressing on and now they’re engaged ~and~ she’s pregnant. People is reporting that Amanda announced her pregnancy during a fragrance launch for Givenchy last night.
— People Babies (@PEOPLEbabies) November 30, 2016
It was nice of her to give this perfume debut a little newsworthiness, but Amanda probably could have skipped the announcement altogether. In the span of six(ish) months these two went from are they? to oh they are to let’s make it official so if you didn’t see this little bundle of headlines was in the works, well, that’s on you. These two are not here to dilly dally! Personally, I’m setting my alarm on these two for June. I’ll tune in again when the dreaded “baby bump” talk has subsided.