Sneaky wedding haver Amanda Seyfriend has given birth to a baby girl.
People reports that Karen with the meteorological miracle boobs from Mean Girls is now a parent, alongside quickie husband Thomas Sadowski. It must be a relief not to have to smell all of that Thomas Edison stuff now (?!?).
Amanda Seyfried is going to give birth to another human soon, so I guess she and her man, Thomas Sadoski, figured that they should get the whole “married” thing out of the way before they’re up to their eyeballs in newborn slobber, baby diarrhea, nanny applications and pulled-out hair from listening to those selfish balls of neediness whine over stupid shit like being hungry. Thomas, who is also an actor, was on The Late Late Show last night to promote something I’m too lazy to Google and he declared that he is now Mr. Karen from Mean Girls.
Amanda Seyfried announced just two days ago that she will be someone’s mom soon and the floodgates of baby-related updates seem to be open for business. Today Amanda told Refinery29 that the human growing inside her has given her the kinda-lame superpower of being able to smell electricity. How very Karen from Mean Girls.
“I swear to god I can smell the TV,” she said, completely straight-faced. “There’s this static-y, metal-y scent. Do you know what I’m talking about?”
Nope! I’ve never been pregnant but I know it can make your senses, along with your everything else, go nuttier than a Lohan. You may recall that yesterday’s baby announcement took place during the launch of a fragrance line for Givenchy. Apparently Amanda is also using her bloodhound schnoz to sniff out a million different ways to describe the scent of vanilla.
“It smells like a cake,” she said. “Only a really chic, fancy one.”
“There’s something comforting and cozy about [the smell of] something baking or something sugary,” she says. “That’s why I love those Yankee candles, [in] Buttercream Frosting or Angel Food Cake. I mean, who doesn’t put a vanilla-scented candle out in their kitchen? [Those scents] relate to the child in me, which will live on forever. That’s also probably the pregnancy talking; I’ll blame it on that.”
I hate most vanilla-scented things, even if they do smell like a very “chic, fancy” cake. I’m not transported to childhood baking projects so much as middle school bathrooms. That’s where I would touch up my lips with those frosted pink lip glops that were so popular in 2001. And yes, it was The Look.
Amanda took her BABY BUMP and her dog for a walk with her fiance through NYC yesterday. Pictures are in the gallery below.
Pics: Paramount, Splash
When we heard from Amanda Seyfried and her now fiancé Thomas Sadoski these two back in March, there was a lot of pearl clutching amid speculations that Amanda and Thomas may have been up to some unseemly homewrecker antics. (In Hollywood? I know!) They met while they were working together in an off-Broadway show. Thanks to a moment of completely unplanned serendipity they both happened to pull the plug on their relationships around the same time and found themselves totally free to do each other. And now they’re going to be parents!
Well, regardless of a fishy divorce/shacking up timeline, these two are pressing on and now they’re engaged ~and~ she’s pregnant. People is reporting that Amanda announced her pregnancy during a fragrance launch for Givenchy last night.
— People Babies (@PEOPLEbabies) November 30, 2016
It was nice of her to give this perfume debut a little newsworthiness, but Amanda probably could have skipped the announcement altogether. In the span of six(ish) months these two went from are they? to oh they are to let’s make it official so if you didn’t see this little bundle of headlines was in the works, well, that’s on you. These two are not here to dilly dally! Personally, I’m setting my alarm on these two for June. I’ll tune in again when the dreaded “baby bump” talk has subsided.
Famous people don’t have to talk about the heavy details about their personal life. Like, I don’t think there’s anyone out there wondering if Channing Tatum has IBS and why isn’t he talking about. So Amanda Seyfried could have spent her whole recent interview with Allure talking about her dog Finn, which I for one would have appreciated greatly, or trying to dodge questions about the exact date she got together with her fiancé. But instead she talked about the mental illness stuff she’s been dealing with.
Her bofyriend of six months depending on who you’re talking to. I’m sure there’s someone out there who is thinking “Hmm, six months? Before or after he got divorced?” All that we know for sure is that Amanda Seyfried is engaged to Matt from Life in Pieces, aka Thomas Sadoski.