A few days ago we learned that maybe, just maybe, Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski were a thing. An eyewitness told DeuxMoi they’d spotted the pair all over each other in Brooklyn. But I wasn’t convinced. Any ol’ schmuck can write into Deux Moi, and I just got fooled by Emily and Brad Pitt’s so-called “romance” (RIP RatPitt). Then, last night, Page Six released photos of 31-year-old Emily and Pete hugging while meeting up to celebrate his 29th birthday. OK, if this is really, truly happening, we need a couple portmanteau. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far: P-Rat, RataPete, or Petily. Ugh, they all suck compared to the beautiful and perfect RatPitt. Continue reading
Pete Davidson’s desirability is a polarizing topic. Half of the population wonders how a gangly always-hoodied dude-bro with many admitted demons nabs so many beautiful famous women; and the other half wants to climb that lean, damaged, weed-smelling human caution sign like a tree and find out if he’s really packing nine inches or ten. But while we all fight amongst ourselves, Pete might’ve worked his magic again; because there are rumors that he and Emily Ratajkowski were recently spotted holding hands on a date.
The rumors of Pete Davison’s big dick energy have finally found their way into the circles of sexy octogenarians who want to see what all the fuss is about. And one hot memaw ready to do The Charleston all over Pete’s lap is Martha Stewart. Perhaps it’s Pete’s awkward swag of looking like a tatted-up Beaker from Sesame Street that makes all the ladies go crazy, and during a recent appearance on Drew Barrymore‘s talk show, the subject of Martha going on a date with Pete came up, and she shrugged like, “Sure, why not.”
Most people who are lucky enough to still have living grandparents honor them by not spitting out the purse-linty Starlight Mint that they forced into your mouth or refraining from popping off so hard their pacemaker skips when they mention that they liked that Trump “wasn’t a politician.” But if you’re a celebrity whose entire life is built upon that time you fucked someone and made sure the world got to see it, you bond with your grandmother by casually chatting about the setting of your sexcapades. On the most recent episode of The Kardashians on Hulu, Kim Kardashian and her grandmother, Mary Jo, “MJ” Shannon, had a jovial conversation about Kim and her most recent ex, Pete Davidson, banging fireside.
Kanye West Apologized To Kim Kardashian And Shared His Vision For The Future On “Good Morning America”
Despite what we see all around us, we are still technically “pre-apocalypse,” so that disheveled man who looks like he just crawled out from under the scorched remains of the 101 Freeway overpass with a twisted 3-wheeled shopping cart filled with scavenged goods you might have seen on Good Morning America is actually fine. Better than fine in fact, it’s Kanye West as you’ve never seen him before. Kanye sat down with GMA’s Linsey Davis for an exclusive interview in which he shares his vision for the future he is creating for all of us. Don’t worry! He’s got this. Kanye’s plan is actually really good if you’ll just hear him out. All he needs is a minute of your time and your children’s souls. Oh, and can he hold $20? Just for a sec?
Because the Emmy producers are desperate for ratings, they decided to get tabloid star Pete Davidson to present one of the night’s final awards, Outstanding Comedy Series, and he really dressed up for the occasion by showing up looking like a stock boy from the 90s. And while every mechanic was screaming, “Bitch stole my look,” Page Six thinks that Pete was possibly keeping his stupid feud with Kanye West alive by copying one of Kanye’s looks.