The verdict is in! After crashing his Mercedes into a Beverly Hills home back in March after, Pete Davidson finally got his long-awaited slap on the wrist. Pete’s getting charged with reckless driving, which can possibly result in a $1,000 fine, a knock on his driver’s license, and, worst case scenario, a sentence of up to 90 days in jail.
Pete Davidson Told PETA To “Suck My Dick” In A Voicemail After They Criticized Him For Buying A Puppy From A Pet Store
In between their legitimate animal activism crusades, PETA has also taken on seemingly frivolous causes like honoring the craptastic movie Cats (the coveted butthole version, for sure) and declaring that true feminists don’t eat eggs. But their docket must be pretty sparse right now since after seeing recent photos of Pete Davidson and his girlfriend Chase Sui Wonders buying a puppy instead of adopting one, they sunk their claws right in. However, a normally press-passive Pete wasn’t having it and left them a heated voicemail, first explaining his reasoning for buying the puppy and ending it with a “fuck you, and suck my dick!”
While Pete Davidson awaits the call telling him whether or not he’ll be facing criminal charges for crashing his car into a Beverly Hills home with his girlfriend Chase Sui Wonders riding shotgun, the incident might’ve just trauma bonded the couple enough that they’re ready to take the next step in their relationship! Pete and Chase were spotted getting a puppy together at the pet shop Citipups in NYC. So naturally, the “adopt don’t shop” comments came flooding in.
Kim Kardashian Discussed Her Handling Of Kanye West’s Damaging Behavior And Her Doubt That Anyone Would Ever Want To Date Her Again In The Season Premiere Of “The Kardashians”
Kim Kardashian’s “my life is so hard, everyone feel sorry for me” storyline that she’s been publicly peddling lately made another appearance on the season three premiere of The Kardashians that hit Hulu today. But instead of krying herself to sleep over being a “single mom,” she spent much of the episode krying to Kris Jenner about Kanye West’s lies and volatile behavior being “far more damaging” to their kids than her sex tape. She also got candid about her breakup with Pete Davidson and her fear that no one else would ever want to date her because of her overstuffed Balenciaga trashbag-gage.
When Pete Davidson decided he’d had enough of being Saturday Night Live‘s punchline, he chalked up the Deuces and exited from the show as a regular cast member. Since his departure, he’s been unleashing his sharable sized trouser snake with all the ladies, but he must have been homesick to return to SNL for a bit of fun. Originally, Pete was slated to host this weekend’s episode of SNL with musical guest Lil Uzi Vert. But while Pete was preparing to keep all mention of selfie seductress Kim Kardashian out of his mouth the Writer’s Guild of America members were throwing their pens down and grabbing picket signs for a nationwide strike. And because of this, Pete’s hosting gig has been canceled.
Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, And Kylie Jenner Attended The Met With No Threat Of Damaging A Historical Relic This Time
Despite Anna Wintour’s sources tempting us with a good time, there WERE several Kardashians/Jenners at last night’s Met Gala. We already knew Kim Kardashian ended up on the guest list, and Kendall Jenner would probably be there since Karl Lagerfeld was a fan of hers, but we got Kylie Jenner too. Though all three are famous solely because of Kim’s pussy, none of them ended up being the ones to dress up as Karl’s famous pussy, Choupette. And Kim and her ex, Pete Davidson,
wanted attention had a cordial-looking conversation.